Filthy Flocker Zoodie – Funny Outdoor Graphic Zip Hoodie

For the one who is never afraid to get muddy, messy and properly stuck in, meet the Filthy Flocker Zoodie from Baaad Flockers®.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn Filthy Flocker artwork, this funny full zip graphic hoodie is made for outdoor adventurers, dog walkers, farmers, gardeners, mountain bikers, campers and anyone who somehow attracts mud wherever they go.

Warm, comfortable and packed with Flocker attitude, it is ideal for muddy walks, countryside adventures, weekends away, bike trails, festivals, camping trips or simply dealing with the great British weather.

Some people avoid the mud.

Filthy Flockers head straight for it.

Heard, Not Herded.

Made for Mud, Mischief & Outdoor Adventures

If clean trainers and spotless clothes aren't really your thing, you may already be a Filthy Flocker.

This full zip hoodie is made for people who enjoy getting outside and doing things — even when the weather isn't cooperating.

Perfect for:

• Dog walking
• Mountain biking
• Countryside walks
• Farming
• Gardening
• Camping
• Festivals
• Outdoor work
• Walking and hiking
• Muddy adventures
• Weekend trips
• Chilly evenings outdoors

Whether you are crossing a muddy field, standing beside a campsite, tackling a bike trail or wondering why the dog found the biggest puddle again, the Filthy Flocker Zoodie fits the occasion.

Original Filthy Flocker Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with an idea and a pencil.

The Filthy Flocker artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose distinctive cartoon style and decades of experience creating bestselling graphic clothing give every design genuine personality.

Created in our countryside studio, Filthy Flocker combines outdoor humour, original British illustration and the slightly rebellious spirit behind Baaad Flockers®.

No generic stock graphics.

No following the herd.

Just original artwork made for people with a sense of humour.

★★★★★ Customer Review

“Visited the shop twice this week! Super service, especially by the teenage young man. Bought 4 hoodies and a T-shirt. Love the designs. Something to suit everyone from design to sizing. Highly recommend a visit to the shop or browse the website.”

Sarah Bell ★★★★★

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® creates bold British graphic clothing with a dash of humour.

Our designs are made for people who appreciate:

• Original hand-drawn artwork
• Great British humour
• Outdoor adventures
• Quality clothing
• Individual style
• Funny graphic designs
• Clothing with character
• Conversation-starting artwork

The Filthy Flocker Zoodie brings all of that together in an easy-to-wear full zip hoodie that's perfect for layering.

Full Zip Comfort & Everyday Versatility

The beauty of a Zoodie is simple — all the comfort of a hoodie with the convenience of a full zip front.

Wear it open over your favourite Flockers T-shirt or zip it up when the temperature drops.

Made using quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric, it is designed for comfortable everyday wear and durability.

Cookie’s artwork is reproduced using high-quality digital printing, helping the graphic stay bold while the garment is designed to retain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Filthy Flocker Zoodie Features

• Original Filthy Flocker artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our countryside studio
• Designed in the UK
• Full zip front
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Practical front pockets
• 3-panel lined hood
• Quality hood cords
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature graphic back print
• High-quality digital printing
• Durable print and colour retention
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order

Sizes Small to 5XL

The Filthy Flocker Zoodie is available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be limited in 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly depending on garment availability and individual screen settings.

Finding Your Perfect Fit

Finding the right fit matters to us too.

Please check our size guide and garment measurements before ordering.

If you're unsure which size to choose, just ask us — we're always happy to help.

A Brilliant Gift for Outdoor Flockers

Looking for a gift for someone who is happiest outside getting muddy?

The Filthy Flocker Zoodie makes a brilliant present for outdoor lovers and anyone who appreciates cheeky British humour.

Perfect as a:

• Funny gift for dog walker
• Gift for mountain biker
• Farming gift
• Gift for gardener
• Camping gift
• Outdoor enthusiast gift
• Hiking gift
• Festival gift
• Funny gift for Dad
• Funny gift for Mum
• Gift for husband
• Gift for wife
• Birthday gift
• Christmas gift
• Gift for someone who is always muddy

Printed Especially for You

Each Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order, helping us offer more original designs while reducing unnecessary stock and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to enjoy your Flockers purchase.

That's why you have 60 days for easy returns, giving you extra peace of mind whether you're ordering for yourself or buying one as a gift.

Get Out There & Get Filthy

The Filthy Flocker Zoodie is made for people who would rather collect muddy footprints than sit indoors worrying about the weather.

Original artwork.

Full zip comfort.

Plenty of outdoor attitude.

And absolutely no requirement to stay clean.

WARNING: Wearing Filthy Flocker may increase your chances of finding muddy fields, enormous puddles and adventures that definitely weren't in the original plan.

Heard, Not Herded.