Filthy Flocker Hoodie – Funny Outdoor Graphic Hoodie

For the one who is never afraid to get muddy, messy and properly stuck in, the Filthy Flocker Hoodie from Baaad Flockers® is made for outdoor lovers who wear the dirt with pride.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn Filthy Flocker artwork, this funny graphic hoodie combines everyday comfort with bold British humour and unmistakable Flocker attitude.

Perfect for dog walkers, mountain bikers, farmers, gardeners, campers, hikers, festival-goers and countryside adventurers, it is made for anyone who somehow manages to find the mud — even when everyone else stays clean.

Whether you’re heading across muddy fields, tackling the trails, working outdoors, camping for the weekend or simply embracing another gloriously unpredictable British day, Filthy Flocker fits the occasion perfectly.

Some people avoid the mud.

Flockers head straight for it.

Heard, Not Herded.

Made for Mud, Mischief & Outdoor Adventures

The Filthy Flocker Hoodie is for people who would rather be outside doing something than worrying about keeping their clothes spotless.

Ideal for:

• Dog walking
• Mountain biking
• Countryside walks
• Hiking
• Farming
• Gardening
• Camping
• Festivals
• Outdoor work
• Walking holidays
• Weekend adventures
• Chilly evenings
• General muddy mayhem

If your boots are muddy, your dog is filthy and there is grass stuck somewhere it really shouldn’t be, you may already qualify as a Filthy Flocker.

Original Filthy Flocker Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with an idea and a pencil.

The Filthy Flocker artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky cartoon style and decades of experience creating bestselling graphic clothing bring genuine personality to every design.

Created in our Herefordshire countryside studio, the design celebrates outdoor life, British humour and those people who aren’t afraid to get properly stuck in.

No generic stock graphics.

No disappearing into the crowd.

Just original artwork designed to make people smile.

★★★★★ Customer Review

“Visited the shop twice this week! Super service, especially by the teenage young man. Bought 4 hoodies and a T-shirt. Love the designs. Something to suit everyone from design to sizing. Highly recommend a visit to the shop or browse the website.”

Sarah Bell ★★★★★

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® creates bold British clothing with original hand-drawn artwork and a dash of humour.

Our designs are made for people who appreciate:

• Original artwork
• Great British humour
• Outdoor adventures
• Comfortable everyday clothing
• Individual style
• Funny graphic designs
• Quality garments
• Clothing that starts conversations

The Filthy Flocker Hoodie brings all of that together in an easy-to-wear hoodie made for everyday adventures.

Comfortable Everyday Quality

Our hoodies are produced using quality cotton or cotton-blend fabrics, selected for comfort, durability and regular wear.

The classic pullover fit makes this hoodie easy to wear with jeans, walking trousers or your favourite outdoor gear.

Cookie’s artwork is reproduced using high-quality digital printing, helping the graphic stay bold while the garment is designed to retain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Each hoodie features the distinctive Flocker chest logo and signature graphic back print.

Filthy Flocker Hoodie Features

• Original Filthy Flocker artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Designed in the UK
• Comfortable classic fit
• Pullover hoodie
• Quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Kangaroo pouch pocket
• Concealed phone/media pocket
• 3-panel waffle-lined hood
• Ecru flat chunky hood cords
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature graphic back print
• High-quality digital printing
• Durable print and colour retention
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order

Sizes Small to 5XL

The Filthy Flocker Hoodie is available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be limited in 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly depending on garment availability and individual screen settings.

Finding Your Perfect Fit

Finding the right fit matters to us too.

Please check our hoodie size guide and garment measurements before ordering.

If you’re unsure which size to choose, just ask us — we’re always happy to help.

A Brilliant Gift for Outdoor Lovers

Looking for something for the person who always comes home covered in mud?

The Filthy Flocker Hoodie makes a brilliant funny gift for anyone who enjoys outdoor adventures, muddy walks or countryside life.

Perfect as a:

• Funny gift for dog walker
• Gift for mountain biker
• Farming gift
• Gift for gardener
• Camping gift
• Hiking gift
• Outdoor enthusiast gift
• Funny gift for Dad
• Funny gift for Mum
• Gift for husband
• Gift for wife
• Birthday gift
• Christmas gift
• Gift for someone who is always muddy
• Countryside gift

Perfect for Dog Walkers

If your dog considers puddles compulsory, this hoodie could have your name written all over it.

The Filthy Flocker Hoodie makes a particularly good choice for dog walkers and countryside lovers, combining everyday comfort with a design that understands exactly what a proper muddy walk looks like.

Clean dog optional.

Printed Especially for You

Each Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order, helping us offer more original designs while reducing unnecessary stock and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day No-Hassle Returns

We want you to enjoy your Flockers purchase.

That’s why you have 60 days for easy, no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind whether you're ordering for yourself or buying one as a gift.

Get Out There & Get Filthy

The Filthy Flocker Hoodie combines original artwork, comfortable everyday wear and classic British humour.

Made for people who would rather collect muddy footprints, outdoor stories and a few grass stains than sit indoors worrying about the weather.

WARNING: Wearing Filthy Flocker may increase your chances of discovering enormous puddles, muddy fields and adventures that definitely weren't part of the original plan.

Heard, Not Herded.