Filthy Flocker Greeting Card | Funny Rude & Cheeky Humour Card

Clean living?

Not this Flocker.

Meet the Filthy Flocker.

The Filthy Flocker Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card made for someone with a wicked sense of humour, a questionable reputation or simply the ability to turn almost anything into a rude joke.

Packed with classic Flocker attitude, original humour and plenty of British cheek, Filthy Flocker is perfect for birthdays, mates, partners, family members or anybody who would wear the title with pride.

Offended?

Probably not.

They’re a Filthy Flocker.

Made for Someone with a Dirty Sense of Humour

Every friendship group has one.

The one who always lowers the tone.

The one who sees the double meaning first.

The one who absolutely should not be trusted to behave at a family gathering.

The Filthy Flocker Card is for them.

Perfect for:

• Best mates
• Partners
• Husbands
• Wives
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Workmates
• Big personalities
• People with a dirty sense of humour
• Anyone proud to be a little inappropriate

A Brilliant Funny Rude Greeting Card

Looking for something with more attitude than a traditional greeting card?

Filthy Flocker makes a brilliant choice when sweet and sentimental simply won’t do.

Perfect as a:

• Funny rude birthday card
• Adult humour card
• Cheeky greeting card
• Dirty humour card
• Funny sheep card
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for best friend
• Funny card for husband
• Funny card for wife
• Funny card for him
• Funny card for her
• British humour card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Filthy Flocker Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to decide just how far you want to take the joke.

Something sweet?

You could.

Something filthy?

Much more appropriate.

Or simply:

“Saw this and immediately thought of you.”

No explanation required.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Filthy Flocker Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Filthy name.

Clean finish.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Filthy Flocker Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of space to make an impact while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for whatever message you dare to write inside.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to call somebody a Filthy Flocker.

This card also works brilliantly for:

• Friendship messages
• Anniversaries
• Valentine's Day
• Retirement
• Leaving cards
• Workmates
• Cheer-up messages
• Celebrations
• Hen or stag humour
• Just because

Sometimes the card itself is the entire reason for sending it.

Cheeky Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards are made for people who like humour with a little more personality.

Funny.

Rude.

Cheeky.

Occasionally inappropriate.

And never afraid to raise an eyebrow.

Filthy Flocker sits very comfortably at the naughty end of the flock.

Say It Like a Flocker

The Filthy Flocker Greeting Card is perfect for anyone who can take a joke and probably deserves the title anyway.

It’s bold.

It’s cheeky.

And it’s definitely not trying to be respectable.

WARNING: Sending Filthy Flocker may result in raised eyebrows, inappropriate comments and the recipient proudly insisting that the card is completely accurate.

Heard, Never Herded.