Filthy Flocker Coaster | Funny Sheep & Muddy Countryside Gift

Mud?

Everywhere.

Clean?

Overrated.

Flocker?

Filthy.

Meet the Filthy Flocker Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s rebellious sheep humour and plenty of muddy countryside attitude.

Practical, cheeky and full of character, Filthy Flocker makes a brilliant little gift for farmers, dog walkers, 4x4 drivers, mountain bikers, gardeners, countryside lovers and anyone who considers coming home covered in mud the sign of a good day out.

Small coaster.

Big mud energy.

Proper Filthy Flocker.

Filthy Flocker

Some people avoid puddles.

Some carefully keep their boots clean.

Flockers?

Straight through the middle.

Filthy Flocker celebrates the people who are happiest outdoors, getting stuck in and returning home considerably dirtier than when they left.

Perfect for people who love:

• Countryside life

• Muddy adventures

• 4x4s

• Dog walking

• Farming

• Mountain biking

• Outdoor life

• Funny sheep

• British humour

• Original Cookie artwork

Mud Is Part of the Adventure

Country lanes.

Wet fields.

Muddy tracks.

British weather.

Somehow it all ends up on:

The boots.

The trousers.

The dog.

The vehicle.

And occasionally places you did not know mud could reach.

Filthy Flocker understands.

Great Countryside Gift

Know someone who would rather spend the weekend outdoors?

Found their coaster.

Filthy Flocker makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Countryside lovers

• Rural families

• Outdoor enthusiasts

• Walkers

• Farmers

• Gardeners

Great Gift for 4x4 Drivers

Vehicle permanently covered in mud?

Perfect.

Filthy Flocker is made for the 4x4 enthusiast who believes dirt is proof the vehicle is being used properly.

A fun little gift for:

• 4x4 owners

• Off-road enthusiasts

• Rural drivers

• Green-laning fans

• Countryside motorists

Great Dog Walker Gift

Dog?

Muddy.

Boots?

Muddier.

Car?

Best not discuss it.

Filthy Flocker makes a brilliant little gift for dog walkers who have accepted that clean clothes are mostly a distant memory.

Great Farmer Gift

Farm life and mud go together rather well.

Filthy Flocker makes a fun gift for:

• Farmers

• Farm workers

• Smallholders

• Agricultural workers

• Rural families

Great Mountain Bike Gift

Trail dry?

Where is the fun in that?

Filthy Flocker also works brilliantly for mountain bikers who enjoy:

• Muddy trails

• Woodland rides

• Weekend adventures

• Getting home absolutely filthy

Great Gardener Gift

Gardening gloves?

Muddy.

Boots?

Muddy.

Knees?

Definitely muddy.

This coaster makes a fun little present for someone who is happiest digging, planting and generally getting covered in soil.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad always outside doing something messy?

Sorted.

Filthy Flocker makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Stocking fillers

Great Gift for Mum

Mum loves walking, gardening, farming or outdoor adventures?

Perfect.

Filthy Flocker also makes a brilliant quirky gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Just because

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone who never seems to come home clean?

This may be their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Partners

• Workmates

Great Workshop Coaster

Filthy Flocker feels right at home in:

• Workshops

• Garages

• Farm offices

• Sheds

• Boot rooms

Especially beside the all-important mug of tea.

Great Man Cave Coaster

Man cave looking too tidy?

Easy fix.

Filthy Flocker adds some muddy Baaad Flockers® attitude to:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Home bars

• Games rooms

• Pub sheds

Great Office Coaster

Stuck behind a desk when you would rather be outside?

Filthy Flocker adds a little outdoor personality to:

• Offices

• Home offices

• Studios

• Staff rooms

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Muddy.

Filthy Flocker makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for countryside lovers, dog walkers, farmers and outdoor enthusiasts.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office mud magnet?

Dog walker?

4x4 enthusiast?

Someone whose boots permanently live by the back door?

Found their present.

Filthy Flocker makes a fun Secret Santa gift.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Filthy Flocker features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s work is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable sheep characters

• Countryside comedy

• Outdoor adventure themes

• Designs that start conversations

Not just another coaster.

Proper Baaad Flockers® character.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance.

Which is more than can probably be said for the Filthy Flocker using it.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Filthy Flocker is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Desks

• Workshops

• Garages

• Man caves

• Farm offices

Filthy Flocker – Mud Happens

Boots?

Filthy.

Dog?

Filthy.

Vehicle?

Filthy.

Tea?

Perfect.

The Filthy Flocker Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, muddy countryside humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For farmers.

For dog walkers.

For 4x4 drivers.

For mountain bikers.

For outdoor adventurers.

For anyone who knows that the best days usually require a change of clothes afterwards.

Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling and the firm belief that mud is simply part of the outfit.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Filthy Flocker

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny sheep and muddy countryside humour

• Suitable for home, office, workshop, garage or man cave

• Brilliant small gift

Perfect For

• Farmers

• Farm workers

• Dog walkers

• 4x4 drivers

• Off-road enthusiasts

• Mountain bikers

• Gardeners

• Countryside lovers

• Outdoor adventurers

• Dads

• Mums

• Partners

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts