Always in Deep Sh*t Zoodie | Funny Full-Zip Hoodie | Baaad Flockers®

For Those Who Are Permanently In It.

Mud.

Work.

Trouble.

Chaos.

Sometimes all four before lunchtime.

The Always in Deep Sh*t Zoodie from Baaad Flockers® is made for anyone who seems to spend life permanently knee-deep in something.

Featuring Cookie's original hand-drawn artwork and unmistakable British humour, this warm full-zip graphic hoodie combines rugged comfort with plenty of Flocker attitude.

Perfect for farmers, countryside lovers, dog walkers, outdoor workers and anyone who has accepted that keeping clean is probably no longer an option.

A Funny Countryside Hoodie For People Who Get Stuck In

Some people carefully avoid trouble.

Others appear to find it wherever they go.

Always in Deep Sh*t celebrates the latter.

Whether you're wading through a muddy field, tackling another job outside, walking a dog that's discovered the dirtiest puddle imaginable or simply dealing with another chaotic day, this design says what you're probably already thinking.

Bold, cheeky and wonderfully relatable, it's classic Baaad Flockers® humour.

The Full-Zip Zoodie Version

Love a hoodie but prefer the convenience of a zip?

This Zoodie gives you the warmth and character of our rugged hoodie with an easy-to-wear full front zip.

Perfect for layering over a T-shirt, throwing on for a chilly dog walk or keeping close to hand when the weather decides to do something thoroughly British.

Easy on.

Easy off.

And considerably easier than trying to avoid the mud.

Made For Countryside Life

Always in Deep Sh*t feels particularly at home in the great outdoors.

It's ideal for:

• Farmers
• Agricultural workers
• Dog walkers
• Countryside lovers
• Gardeners
• Outdoor workers
• Campers
• Walkers and hikers
• Country show visitors
• Rural pub regulars
• Mud magnets
• Anyone whose boots are rarely clean

This isn't clothing that needs to be saved for best.

It's made to be worn.

A Brilliant Funny Gift

Looking for something different for the person who's permanently getting themselves into it?

The Always in Deep Sh*t Zoodie makes a brilliant gift for:

• Farmers
• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands and partners
• Dog owners
• Countryside lovers
• Outdoor workers
• Gardeners
• Friends with a chaotic lifestyle
• Birthday gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Father's Day gifts
• Funny gifts for him
• Farming gifts
• Countryside gifts
• Anyone who immediately reads the name and says, "That's me."

Sometimes the perfect gift needs very little explanation.

Original Artwork Hand Drawn By Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie's imagination and a blank sheet of paper.

From our countryside studio, Cookie creates original hand-drawn characters inspired by everyday life, hobbies, animals and the wonderfully ridiculous situations people find themselves in.

With decades of experience creating bestselling graphic artwork, his distinctive style combines expression, detail and humour to create designs people recognise themselves in.

And judging by this one, quite a few people spend their lives Always in Deep Sh*t.

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand creating bold, humorous clothing for people who would rather stand out than blend in.

Our clothing combines:

• Original hand-drawn Cookie artwork
• Great British humour
• Quality garments
• Rugged everyday comfort
• Distinctive graphic designs
• Durable digital printing
• Practical outdoor styling
• Plenty of Flocker personality

Designed for real life, real adventures and occasionally some very real mud.

Heard, Never Herded.®

Heavyweight Comfort For Everyday Adventures

The Always in Deep Sh*t Zoodie is made using a heavyweight UltraSoft Peach Finish fabric, giving it a substantial, comfortable feel that's ideal for cooler days and outdoor wear.

The hood features a 3-panel waffle-lined construction with chunky Ecru flat hood cords, adding warmth and a distinctive rugged finish.

The full-zip design makes layering easy, while practical front pockets give you somewhere to warm your hands or stash everyday essentials.

Product Features

• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Always in Deep Sh*t design
• Full-zip Zoodie style
• Heavyweight UltraSoft Peach Finish fabric
• 3-panel waffle-lined hood
• Ecru flat chunky hood cords
• Practical front pockets
• Signature Baaad Flockers® artwork
• Flocker chest branding
• Designed in Herefordshire, UK
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Durable digitally printed artwork
• Comfortable rugged styling
• Pullover hoodie version also available
• Printed especially for each customer
• Available in sizes Small to 5XL

Printed With More Considered Methods

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste is important to us.

Our garments are digitally printed using eco-friendly inks and produced to order.

By printing only what is required, we can reduce unnecessary stock and waste while continuing to offer more of Cookie's original designs.

Your Flocker is therefore produced especially for you.

Size Guide

• Small: To fit 37" chest
• Medium: To fit 40" chest
• Large: To fit 43" chest
• XL: To fit 46" chest
• 2XL: To fit 50" chest
• 3XL: To fit 53" chest
• 4XL: To fit 56" chest
• 5XL: To fit 59" chest

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in larger sizes.

Colours may vary slightly depending on screen settings and garment availability.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Being in deep sh*t is uncomfortable enough.

Your Zoodie shouldn't be.

Please check our size chart and garment measurements before ordering.

If you're unsure which size to choose, ask us — we're always happy to help.

Printed Especially For You

Every Always in Deep Sh*t Zoodie is produced especially for you rather than sitting pre-printed in a warehouse.

Please allow approximately 5 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day No-Hassle Returns

Sometimes things don't quite work out.

Thankfully, unlike getting stuck in a muddy field, getting out of this one is easy.

We offer 60-day no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind when ordering from Baaad Flockers®.

Join The Flock

Heard, Never Herded.®

Baaad Flockers® creates clothing for people who get stuck into life, laugh when things go wrong and don't mind admitting they're occasionally in a bit of trouble.

And one final warning…

Baaad Flockers® can become addictive.

One design turns into two.

Two become a collection.

And before you know it…

You're in deep sh*t again.

Mud everywhere? Probably.
Trouble brewing? Almost certainly.
Still laughing? Absolutely.

Always in Deep Sh*t. Wear it proudly.