Always In Deep Sh*t Polo Shirt | Funny Men’s Polo Shirt

Trouble found.

Mud involved.

Same old story.

Always In Deep Sh*t.

For the person who somehow always ends up right in the middle of it, the Always In Deep Sh*t Polo Shirt from Baaad Flockers® combines a smarter casual look with Cookie’s unmistakable cheeky British humour.

Featuring original hand-drawn artwork and the signature Flockers styling, this funny polo shirt is perfect for anyone whose day regularly involves mud, work, dogs, countryside chaos or another questionable decision.

Smart enough to wear out.

Funny enough to get noticed.

Very Flocker.

Smart Casual – With a Flocking Sense of Humour

A polo shirt can look smart without being boring.

The Always In Deep Sh*t Polo Shirt gives you the classic shape and easy everyday style of a polo, finished with original Baaad Flockers® artwork and plenty of personality.

Perfect for:

• Everyday casual wear
• Weekends
• Pub trips
• Countryside life
• Dog walking
• Outdoor work
• Shows and events
• Holidays
• Casual workplaces
• Anyone who prefers clothing with character

Made for People Who Are Always In It

You know the type.

One minute everything is going perfectly well.

The next?

Knee-deep.

Again.

This design is ideal for:

• Farmers
• Countryside lovers
• Dog walkers
• Outdoor workers
• Gardeners
• Mud magnets
• Dads
• Grandads
• Partners
• Mates
• Work colleagues
• Anyone whose life rarely goes entirely to plan

A Brilliant Funny Polo Shirt Gift

Trying to buy for someone who has everything?

Give them something that sounds suspiciously like them.

The Always In Deep Sh*t Polo Shirt makes a brilliant gift for:

• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Mate
• Farmer
• Dog walker
• Outdoorsman
• Work colleague

Perfect for:

• Birthdays
• Father’s Day
• Christmas
• Retirement
• Secret Santa
• Just because

Funny.

Wearable.

And probably accurate.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

From the first sketch to the finished character, Cookie brings decades of cartooning experience, detail and unmistakable humour to every design.

The result is clothing that doesn’t simply carry a graphic.

It carries personality.

Always In Deep Sh*t is classic Flocker humour — cheeky, relatable and designed to start conversations.

Signature Baaad Flockers® Polo Styling

This polo combines Cookie’s artwork with the distinctive look of Baaad Flockers® clothing.

Signature details include:

• Small Flockers logo on the chest
• Bold signature back print
• Classic polo styling
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability

It gives you a cleaner, smarter front with the full Flocker attitude waiting on the back.

Premium Fabric & Everyday Comfort

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Always In Deep Sh*t Polo Shirt is designed for comfort, durability and regular wear.

The classic modern fit makes it easy to wear throughout the day, whether you’re working, walking the dog, heading out for a drink or getting stuck into another job that seemed like a good idea at the time.

Designed to maintain its:

• Shape
• Colour
• Print quality
• Comfortable fit

Wash after wash.

Made in the UK

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand built around original artwork, quality products and a proper dose of humour.

Our ideas are developed in the countryside of Herefordshire and Worcestershire, where Cookie creates the characters and illustrations behind the flock.

The garments are made in the UK, bringing together original British artwork, quality clothing and distinctive design.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste remains important to us.

Our clothing is produced using sustainable methods and digital printing, helping us print what is required rather than producing unnecessary quantities.

That means more original designs, less waste and clothing produced especially for the people ordering it.

XS to 5XL Size Range

The Always In Deep Sh*t Polo Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL, giving more Flockers the chance to find a comfortable fit.

Please note that colour availability is more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL, and colours may vary.

Printed Especially for You

Each garment is printed especially for your order.

Please allow approximately 3–4 days for production before dispatch.

A little extra time.

A lot more Flocker.

Always In Deep Sh*t – Still Looking Good

Mud happens.

Trouble happens.

Plans go wrong.

But at least you can look decent while everything falls apart.

The Always In Deep Sh*t Polo Shirt is for people who get stuck in, laugh at the chaos and refuse to take life too seriously.

Product Features

• Design: Always In Deep Sh*t
• Garment: Polo Shirt
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Comfortable modern fit
• Small Flockers chest logo
• Signature back print
• Designed for durable print and colour retention
• Produced using sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 days

Size Range

Available in sizes XS to 5XL.

Please note: Limited colour availability applies in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"

WARNING: Wearing Always In Deep Sh*t may result in knowing looks, complete strangers agreeing with you and friends saying, “That shirt was definitely made for you.”

Heard, Never Herded