
Trouble?
Probably.
Mud?
Definitely.
Flocker?
Always in deep sh*t.
Meet the Always In Deep Sh*t! Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s rebellious sheep humour and a title that says exactly what some people are thinking.
Cheeky, practical and packed with character, this coaster makes a brilliant little gift for farmers, countryside lovers, dog walkers, outdoor workers, muddy adventurers, Dads, mates and anyone who has a remarkable talent for ending up in trouble.
Small coaster.
Big trouble.
Classic Flocker.
Some people glide through life.
Others?
Step directly into the mess.
Always In Deep Sh*t! celebrates the person who somehow manages to find:
Mud.
Chaos.
Trouble.
Bad decisions.
And the occasional questionable situation.
Wherever they go.
Perfect for people who love:
Funny sheep
Cheeky British humour
Countryside comedy
Farming humour
Outdoor life
Original Cookie artwork
Baaad Flockers® attitude
Know someone who always seems to be saying:
“It wasn’t my fault.”
“I can explain.”
“You’re not going to believe this.”
Perfect.
This coaster was practically made for them.
Sheep lover in your life?
Found their coaster.
Always In Deep Sh*t! makes a brilliant little gift for:
Sheep lovers
Countryside fans
Farmers
Outdoor enthusiasts
Baaad Flockers® fans
British humour lovers
Farm life can involve:
Mud.
Rain.
Boots.
Machinery.
Animals.
And quite a lot of actual deep sh*t.
So this one feels particularly appropriate.
A brilliant little gift for:
Farmers
Farm workers
Smallholders
Agricultural workers
Countryside families
Country lanes.
Muddy fields.
Wet boots.
Questionable weather.
Always In Deep Sh*t! fits beautifully into rural life.
Perfect for anyone who spends more time outdoors than indoors.
Dog spotless?
Unlikely.
Owner spotless?
Even less likely.
This coaster makes a brilliant gift for dog walkers who regularly return home carrying half the countryside on their boots.
Mountain biker?
Walker?
Gardener?
Camper?
Someone who can turn a dry afternoon into a mud bath?
Perfect.
Always In Deep Sh*t! is made for people who enjoy getting stuck in.
Sometimes literally.
Dad has spent years:
Fixing things.
Breaking things.
Getting muddy.
Getting blamed.
Getting himself into situations.
Found his coaster.
A fun gift for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Stocking fillers
Mum has a wicked sense of humour?
Absolutely.
This cheeky coaster also makes a fun gift for:
Mum
Partner
Sister
Friend
Countryside-loving women
That friend.
You know the one.
The person every ridiculous story seems to involve.
Always In Deep Sh*t! makes a brilliant little gift for:
Best mates
Brothers
Sisters
Workmates
Partners
Workplace disaster magnet?
Found them.
This coaster adds some humour to:
Offices
Workshops
Garages
Staff rooms
Farm offices
Home offices
Particularly suitable for the colleague whose favourite phrase is:
“Don’t tell the boss.”
Man cave?
Workshop?
Garage?
Pub shed?
Always In Deep Sh*t! belongs there.
Perfect for:
Man caves
Home bars
Garages
Workshops
Games rooms
Garden rooms
Trouble temporarily postponed?
Drink down.
Coaster underneath.
Sorted.
Always In Deep Sh*t! makes a fun addition to:
Home bars
Pub sheds
Garden bars
Games rooms
Small.
Cheeky.
Highly relatable.
Always In Deep Sh*t! makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for someone who appreciates slightly rude British humour.
Colleague always in trouble?
Mate with questionable judgement?
Office disaster specialist?
Found their present.
This coaster makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift.
Already bought the main present?
Add a little Flocker chaos.
Always In Deep Sh*t! works brilliantly:
Inside a gift bag
Alongside a mug
With other Baaad Flockers® coasters
As part of a countryside-themed gift
Always In Deep Sh*t! features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Memorable sheep characters
Countryside comedy
Cheeky wordplay
Designs that start conversations
Not just another coaster.
Proper Baaad Flockers® character.
The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a small piece of cheeky homeware.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, Always In Deep Sh*t! is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Coffee tables
Kitchen tables
Desks
Workshops
Home bars
Man caves
Plan?
Sounded good.
Result?
Questionable.
Flocker?
In it again.
The Always In Deep Sh*t! Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky countryside humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.
For farmers.
For muddy adventurers.
For mates.
For Dads.
For anyone who somehow manages to turn ordinary life into another story worth telling.
Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling and repeated accusations of “that is definitely you.”
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Always In Deep Sh*t!
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Glossy finish
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Funny sheep and countryside humour
Suitable for home, office, workshop, bar or man cave
Brilliant small cheeky gift
Farmers
Farm workers
Sheep lovers
Countryside fans
Dog walkers
Gardeners
Outdoor enthusiasts
Muddy adventurers
Dads
Mums
Partners
Mates
Work colleagues
Man caves
Workshops
Home bars
Birthday gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts

