Always in Deep Sh*t Rugged Hoodie | Funny Farmer Hoodie | Baaad Flockers®

Knee-Deep In Trouble? At Least You'll Be Warm.

Mud.

Work.

Chaos.

Trouble.

Or all four before you've even had lunch.

The Always in Deep Sh*t Rugged Hoodie from Baaad Flockers® is made for people who don't mind getting stuck into life — even when life gets decidedly messy.

Featuring Cookie's original hand-drawn artwork and plenty of cheeky British humour, this heavyweight rugged hoodie combines warmth, comfort and full Flocker attitude.

Perfect for farms, dog walks, outdoor jobs, countryside adventures, chilly pub evenings or simply surviving another day when everything appears to have gone slightly wrong.

A Funny Rugged Hoodie For People Who Get Stuck In

Some people manage to stay clean.

Somehow.

The rest of us seem to spend half our lives standing in mud, fixing something, dealing with chaos or wondering how we've managed to get ourselves into another situation.

Always in Deep Sh*t says it perfectly.

Bold, funny and instantly relatable, this is a countryside hoodie for people who can laugh when things don't quite go according to plan.

And if someone reads the back and says, "That's definitely you," we'd consider that a success.

Heavyweight Comfort For Proper Outdoor Life

This isn't a lightweight fashion hoodie.

The Always in Deep Sh*t Rugged Hoodie is made using heavyweight UltraSoft Peach Finish fabric, giving it a substantial, warm and comfortable feel.

The 3-panel waffle-lined hood adds another layer of warmth, while chunky Ecru flat hood cords give the hoodie its distinctive rugged appearance.

A large kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and includes a concealed pocket for your phone or other small essentials.

Ideal for:

• Farm life
• Dog walking
• Outdoor work
• Country shows
• Camping
• Walking
• Gardening
• Weekends away
• Pub trips
• Everyday casual wear

Pullover Rugged Hoodie

This version is our classic pullover rugged hoodie, complete with kangaroo pouch pocket and warm lined hood.

Prefer a zip?

A full-zip Zoodie version is also available, giving you the same Flocker humour in an easy-to-layer zip-through style.

A Brilliant Funny Gift For Farmers & Countryside Lovers

Looking for a gift for someone who spends more time in wellies than smart shoes?

This one's got their name all over it.

The Always in Deep Sh*t Rugged Hoodie makes a brilliant gift for:

• Farmers
• Agricultural workers
• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands and partners
• Dog walkers
• Gardeners
• Countryside lovers
• Outdoor workers
• Campers
• Rural characters
• Mud magnets
• Birthday gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Father's Day gifts
• Funny farming gifts
• Countryside gifts
• Anyone who is permanently in some sort of trouble

Sometimes the best gift is the one that makes everyone laugh because it's completely accurate.

Original Artwork Hand Drawn By Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie's imagination.

From our countryside studio, Cookie creates original hand-drawn characters inspired by everyday life, hobbies, animals and the wonderfully ridiculous situations people find themselves in.

With decades of experience creating bestselling T-shirt and clothing artwork, Cookie's distinctive style combines expression, humour and detail to make designs people instantly connect with.

Always in Deep Sh*t is classic Cookie.

Cheeky.

Recognisable.

And probably a little too accurate.

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand creating original humorous designs for people who prefer character over ordinary fashion.

Our clothing combines:

• Original hand-drawn Cookie artwork
• Great British humour
• Quality garments
• Rugged everyday comfort
• Bold graphic designs
• Practical outdoor styling
• Durable digital printing
• Plenty of Flocker attitude

Designed for real people, real adventures and occasionally some very real mud.

Heard, Never Herded.®

Product Features

• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Always in Deep Sh*t graphic design
• Heavyweight rugged pullover hoodie
• UltraSoft Peach Finish fabric
• 3-panel waffle-lined hood
• Ecru flat chunky hood cords
• Kangaroo pouch pocket
• Concealed phone/media pocket
• Baaad Flockers® chest branding
• Signature Cookie artwork
• Designed in Worcestershire, UK
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Durable digital print
• Full-zip Zoodie option also available
• Made to order
• Available from Small to 5XL

Printed With More Considered Methods

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste matters to us.

Our garments are digitally printed using eco-friendly inks and produced to order.

By printing what is actually required rather than holding large amounts of pre-printed stock, we can offer more original Cookie designs while reducing unnecessary waste.

Your rugged hoodie is therefore created especially for you.

Size Guide

• Small: To fit 37" chest
• Medium: To fit 40" chest
• Large: To fit 43" chest
• XL: To fit 46" chest
• 2XL: To fit 50" chest
• 3XL: To fit 53" chest
• 4XL: To fit 56" chest
• 5XL: To fit 59" chest

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in larger sizes.

Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen and garment availability.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Being in deep sh*t is uncomfortable enough.

Your hoodie shouldn't be.

Please check our size chart and garment measurements carefully before ordering.

If you're unsure which size will suit you, ask us — we're happy to help.

Made Especially For You

Every Always in Deep Sh*t Rugged Hoodie is made to order and printed especially for you.

Please allow approximately 5–7 working days for production before dispatch.

A little extra time allows us to create your garment specifically for your order rather than producing unnecessary printed stock.

60-Day No-Hassle Returns

Sometimes things don't quite work out.

Fortunately, getting out of this situation is easier than getting a tractor out of a muddy field.

We offer 60-day no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind when ordering from Baaad Flockers®.

Join The Flock

Heard, Never Herded.®

Baaad Flockers® is for people who get stuck into life, laugh when everything goes sideways and don't feel the need to pretend they've got it all under control.

And a small warning…

Baaad Flockers® can become addictive.

First comes the T-shirt.

Then the hoodie.

Then suddenly there's an entire section of your wardrobe dedicated to Flockers.

Boots muddy? Definitely.
Things going to plan? Unlikely.
Still laughing? Absolutely.

Always in Deep Sh*t. Dress accordingly.