P*ssed as a Newt Men's T-Shirt | Funny Drinking T-Shirt | Baaad Flockers®

Properly plastered. Completely Flocked. 

For men who appreciate a proper laugh and a T-shirt with attitude, the P*ssed as a Newt® Men's T-Shirt delivers classic British humour with a wonderfully quirky twist.

Featuring a bold front design, this cheeky graphic T-shirt is made to raise a smile, start conversations and add a little mischief wherever you go. It's the sort of T-shirt that doesn't need much explaining — the design does the talking.

Perfect for pub nights, festivals, holidays, weekends away, parties and casual days, it's also a brilliant gift for anyone who enjoys witty British humour and clothing that refuses to blend into the background.

Comfortable, distinctive and full of Flocker character, P*ssed as a Newt® is made for men who don't take life too seriously.

A Proper Conversation Starter

Some T-shirts are just T-shirts. Others have a story to tell.

P*ssed as a Newt® sits firmly in the second category.

It's cheeky without trying too hard, funny without being boring and packed with the unmistakable personality of a Baaad Flockers® graphic T-shirt.

Whether you're heading out for a few drinks, meeting the mates, enjoying a festival or looking for a funny gift for someone who has everything, this is one design that's guaranteed to get noticed.

A Best-Seller With Plenty of Attitude

There are clearly plenty of people who appreciate a good laugh!

“As always excellent quality and always a very good fit. Getting quite a collection now. Will I buy more?.......yes I will.”
★★★★★ 5.0 Jan Burnett

This humorous and bold design is a must-have for anyone who embraces a no-nonsense, cheeky attitude. There are clearly plenty of us because this is a best-seller!

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out from the herd. Based in the beautiful Herefordshire countryside, our studio is where every design begins.

All artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings real character, originality and personality to every piece.

Made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® clothing combines quality craftsmanship, comfort and distinctive British humour to create garments you'll want to wear time and time again.

Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, weekends, holidays, festivals or gifting, our collection is made for people who love humour, individuality and clothing with lasting appeal.

Our garments are produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics for comfort and durability, finished with a classic fit, ribbed collar and taped neck.

Each design features the Flocker logo on the chest and signature Baaad Flockers® artwork, giving every garment its unmistakable identity.

Created using considered and sustainable production methods, our clothing is made with care and attention to detail, helping maintain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Product Features

• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Bold P*ssed as a Newt® front design
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic comfortable fit
• Ribbed collar and taped neck
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature Baaad Flockers® artwork
• Durable print designed for lasting quality
• Produced using considered and sustainable methods

Perfect For

• Funny drinking T-shirt fans
• Pub nights and weekends away
• Festival-goers
• Party animals
• Men with a cheeky sense of humour
• Fans of British humour
• Funny gifts for men
• Birthday gifts
• Father's Day gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Stag weekends
• Holiday and travel wear
• Anyone who doesn't take life too seriously

Size Range

Available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Finding the perfect fit matters to us too. Please check the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to find the fit that's right for you.

Made Especially For You

Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3–4 days for production before your order is dispatched.

60-Day No-Hassle Returns

We offer 60-day no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind when ordering from Baaad Flockers®.

Join The Flock

Heard, Never Herded.®

Warning: Baaad Flockers® is an addictive brand. Once you join the flock, you may never want to leave.

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And Finally...

P*ssed as a Newt®? Probably.
Funny T-shirt? Definitely.
Following the herd? Never.