Swims Like One, Drinks Like One T-Shirt | Funny Swimming & Drinking T-Shirt – Back Print | Baaad Flockers®

Swims Like One. Drinks Like One. Lives Like A Proper Flocker. 

Like a fish in the water and possibly at the bar too, the Swims Like One, Drinks Like One® T-Shirt from the Cookie Classics Collection is a brilliantly funny graphic tee with plenty of character.

Featuring Cookie's original hand-drawn artwork, this classic design combines swimming humour, fishy fun and a cheeky British attitude that is unmistakably Baaad Flockers®.

With its bold back print, it's made for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, outdoor swimmers, fish lovers, pub-goers and anyone who enjoys a T-shirt that gets people smiling.

Whether you're heading for a cold-water dip, spending the day by the coast, enjoying a swimming holiday or meeting mates at the pub afterwards, this is a T-shirt that fits the lifestyle perfectly.

A Cookie Classic With Plenty Of Character

The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates original artwork from Cookie's archive, bringing some of his much-loved designs back to life.

Swims Like One, Drinks Like One® is exactly the sort of design that makes a Cookie Classic special — simple, funny, memorable and guaranteed to start a conversation.

It's also a brilliant gift for wild swimmers, sea dippers, swimmers, dads, grandads, drinking buddies and mates who know that a good day can involve both water and a well-earned drink afterwards.

"As always excellent quality and always a very good fit. Getting quite a collection now. Will I buy more?.......yes I will."
★★★★★ 5.0 Jan Burnett

This humorous and bold design is a must-have for anyone who embraces a no-nonsense, cheeky attitude. Clearly, plenty of Flockers agree because this is a Baaad Flockers® best-seller.

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out from the herd. Based in the beautiful Herefordshire countryside, our studio is where every design begins.

All artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings real character, originality and personality to every piece.

Made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® clothing combines quality craftsmanship, comfort and distinctive British humour to create garments you'll want to wear time and time again.

Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, wild swimming, weekends, holidays or gifting, our collection is made for people who love humour, individuality and clothing with lasting appeal.

Our garments are produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics for comfort and durability, finished with a classic fit, ribbed collar and taped neck.

Each design features the Flocker logo on the chest and signature back print, giving every garment its unmistakable Baaad Flockers® identity.

Created using considered and sustainable production methods, our clothing is made with care and attention to detail, helping maintain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Product Features

• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Part of the Cookie Classics Collection
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic comfortable fit
• Ribbed collar and taped neck
• Flocker chest logo
• Bold Swims Like One, Drinks Like One® back print
• Durable print designed for lasting quality
• Produced using considered and sustainable methods

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers and dippers
• Open-water swimming enthusiasts
• Fish lovers
• Swimming holidays
• Beach and coastal adventures
• Pub-goers and drinking buddies
• Funny swimming T-shirt fans
• Cookie Classics collectors
• Dads and grandads
• Birthday, Father's Day and Christmas gifts
• Anyone who swims hard and drinks harder

Size Range

Available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Finding the perfect fit matters to us too. Please check the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to find the fit that's right for you.

Made Especially For You

Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3–4 days for production before your order is dispatched.

60-Day No-Hassle Returns

We offer 60-day no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind when ordering from Baaad Flockers®.

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Heard, Never Herded.®

Warning: Baaad Flockers® is an addictive brand. Once you join the flock, you may never want to leave.

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Swims like one.
Drinks like one.
Flocker through and through