Octop*ssed® Funny T-Shirt | Cheeky Drinking & Octopus T-Shirt | Baaad Flockers®

Eight arms. One mission. Get Octop*ssed. 

Know someone who can handle a few? Meet the Octop*ssed® Funny T-Shirt from the Baaad Flockers® Cookie Classics Collection — a brilliantly cheeky graphic tee packed with Cookie's original artwork, retro character and unmistakable Flocker attitude.

With its playful octopus-inspired twist and classic British humour, Octop*ssed® is guaranteed to raise a smile. It's the perfect funny T-shirt for pub nights, fishing trips, seaside holidays, festivals, weekends away or simply anyone who enjoys a design that makes people look twice.

Bold, comfortable and full of personality, this quirky graphic T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for mates, dads, grandads, partners, pub legends, fishing fans, sea-life lovers and anyone who knows how to enjoy themselves.

A Cookie Classic With Plenty of Attitude

Part of the Cookie Classics Collection, this design showcases the distinctive humour and character that have made Cookie's artwork a favourite with Flockers.

Whether you're heading to the pub, escaping to the coast, planning a fishing trip or looking for a funny gift that isn't boring, Octop*ssed® is made to stand out from the crowd.

Heard, Never Herded.®

A Best-Seller With Plenty of Flocker Attitude

There are clearly plenty of people who can relate to this one!

“As always excellent quality and always a very good fit. Getting quite a collection now. Will I buy more?.......yes I will.”
★★★★★ 5.0 Jan Burnett

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out from the herd. Based in the beautiful Herefordshire countryside, our studio is where every design begins.

All artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings real character, originality and personality to every piece.

Made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® clothing combines quality craftsmanship, comfort and distinctive British humour to create garments you'll want to wear time and time again.

Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, weekends, holidays, festivals or gifting, our collection is made for people who love humour, individuality and clothing with lasting appeal.

Our garments are produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics for comfort and durability, finished with a classic fit, ribbed collar and taped neck.

Each design features the Flocker logo on the chest and signature Baaad Flockers® artwork, giving every garment its unmistakable identity.

Created using considered and sustainable production methods, our clothing is made with care and attention to detail, helping maintain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Product Features

• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Cookie Classics Collection design
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic comfortable fit
• Ribbed collar and taped neck
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature Baaad Flockers® artwork
• Durable print designed for lasting quality
• Produced using considered and sustainable methods

Perfect For

• Funny drinking T-shirt lovers
• Octopus and sea-life fans
• Fishing enthusiasts
• Pub nights and weekends away
• Festival-goers
• Seaside holidays
• Funny gifts for men
• Dads and grandads
• Birthday gifts
• Father's Day gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Fans of retro graphic T-shirts
• Cookie Classics collectors
• Anyone proudly Octop*ssed®

Size Range

Available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Finding the perfect fit matters to us too. Please check the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to find the fit that's right for you.

Made Especially For You

Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3–4 days for production before your order is dispatched.

60-Day No-Hassle Returns

We offer 60-day no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind when ordering from Baaad Flockers®.

Join The Flock

Heard, Never Herded.®

Warning: Baaad Flockers® is an addictive brand. Once you join the flock, you may never want to leave.

Octop*ssed®? Absolutely.
Following the herd? Never.
Having a laugh? Always