Total Bull T-Shirt | Funny Bull Back Print T-Shirt | Baaad Flockers®

Bold. Cheeky. Absolutely Total Bull.

Make a statement from every angle with the Total Bull T-Shirt, featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn bull artwork as a bold back print, finished with the unmistakable Baaad Flockers® chest logo.

Packed with attitude, character and cheeky British humour, this funny bull T-shirt is made for anyone who enjoys countryside comedy, farming humour and clothing that refuses to take itself too seriously.

Whether you are buying for a farmer, dad, grandad, mate, partner, BBQ legend or someone who is well known for talking a bit of Total Bull, this is one graphic T-shirt guaranteed to raise a smile.

A Funny Bull T-Shirt With A Big Back Print

Sometimes subtle just will not do.

Total Bull is a bold, humorous bull back print T-shirt designed to stand out.

Cookie’s original illustration sits proudly across the back of the garment, while the Baaad Flockers® logo on the chest gives it that unmistakable Flocker finish.

Perfect for people who love:

• Funny bull T-shirts
• Farming humour
• Countryside clothing
• British comedy
• Bold graphic back prints
• Farmer gifts
• Country show clothing
• Funny gifts for men
• Unusual T-shirts
• Clothing with proper personality

Wear it to the pub, a BBQ, country show, festival, farm shop, holiday or simply whenever you feel like spreading a little Total Bull.

A Baaad Flockers® Best-Seller

There are plenty of people out there who clearly appreciate a bit of Bull.

This bold and humorous design has become a Baaad Flockers® best-seller, combining a strong character, clever wordplay and Cookie’s distinctive illustration style.

"As always excellent quality and always a very good fit. Getting quite a collection now. Will I buy more?.......yes I will."
★★★★★ Jan Burnett

Original Artwork Hand Drawn By Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design starts with Cookie.

From our studio in the beautiful Herefordshire countryside, Cookie creates original hand-drawn characters packed with expression, detail and humour.

With decades of T-shirt design experience behind him, his distinctive artwork has always been about one thing — creating designs that connect with people, get noticed and make people laugh.

Total Bull is no exception.

Big character. Big attitude. Big back print.

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand creating funny graphic T-shirts, original character clothing and unusual gifts for people who prefer standing out to blending in.

Our designs combine:

• Original hand-drawn artwork
• Great British humour
• Quality garments
• Comfortable everyday fits
• Distinctive back prints
• Durable digital printing
• Plenty of Flocker personality

Heard, Never Herded.®

Premium Quality & Comfortable Fit

The Total Bull T-Shirt is produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, giving you a comfortable garment designed for regular everyday wear.

A classic fit, ribbed collar and taped neck help give the T-shirt a quality finish while maintaining comfort and shape.

Each garment features:

• Baaad Flockers® chest logo
• Large signature Total Bull back print
• Original Cookie artwork
• Durable digital print
• Classic comfortable fit

Our garments are digitally printed using considered production methods, helping us reduce unnecessary stock and waste while still allowing us to offer a huge range of original designs.

Product Features

• Original Total Bull artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Bold bull design
• Large signature back print
• Baaad Flockers® chest logo
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic comfortable fit
• Ribbed collar
• Taped neck
• Durable digitally printed artwork
• Produced using considered and sustainable methods
• Available in sizes Small to 5XL

The Perfect Funny Gift

Looking for something a bit different?

The Total Bull T-Shirt makes a brilliant gift for:

• Farmers
• Bull and cattle lovers
• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands and partners
• Mates
• Farmers and agricultural workers
• Country lovers
• BBQ kings
• Pub regulars
• Fans of British humour
• People who talk a bit of bull
• Birthday gifts
• Father’s Day gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Country show gifts
• Unusual gifts for men

And, of course, anyone who is proudly Total Bull.

Size Range

Available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly depending on screen settings and garment availability.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Finding the right fit matters to us too.

Please check our size chart and garment measurements before ordering to help you choose the size that suits you best.

Printed Especially For You

Every Total Bull T-Shirt is printed especially for you.

Our print-on-demand approach means we only produce what is required, helping us reduce unnecessary waste while offering a much wider choice of original Flocker designs.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day No-Hassle Returns

Order with confidence.

We offer 60-day no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind when choosing your next Flocker.

Join The Flock

Heard, Never Herded.®

Baaad Flockers® is made for people who like their clothing bold, original and just a little bit inappropriate.

And be warned…

Baaad Flockers® can become addictive.

One design has a habit of turning into a collection.

Follow our online shop for new releases, fresh Cookie artwork and even more reasons to join the flock.

The artwork? Bull.
The attitude? Total Bull.
Following the herd? Never.