Certified Bullshifter Metal Sign | Funny Man Cave & British Humour Gift

Qualified?

Apparently.

Experienced?

Extremely.

Certified?

Officially Bullshifter.

Meet the Certified Bullshifter Metal Wall Sign from Baaad Flockers® — a cheeky 8” x 8” metal sign created for the mate, Dad, colleague or family member who can spin a story, talk their way out of anything and somehow make complete nonsense sound remarkably convincing.

Featuring original Cookie humour and proper Flockers attitude, Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant addition to man caves, garages, workshops, home bars, sheds and offices.

No examination required.

No qualifications checked.

Certificate awarded.

Certified Bullshifter

Every group has one.

The person who:

Always has a story.

Knows somebody who knows somebody.

Has definitely done it before.

Can explain absolutely anything.

And somehow becomes more convincing the longer they talk.

Sound familiar?

This sign belongs to them.

Officially Qualified in Bullshifting

Years of experience?

Probably.

References?

Questionable.

Confidence?

Outstanding.

Certified Bullshifter turns a familiar bit of British banter into proper Flockers wall décor.

Perfect for people who love:

• Cheeky British humour

• Funny wall signs

• Man cave décor

• Garage humour

• Workshop banter

• Original Cookie artwork

• Gifts that get an immediate laugh

Brilliant Man Cave Sign

Man cave owner known for telling a few stories?

Perfect.

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant addition to:

• Man caves

• Games rooms

• Home bars

• Garages

• Garden rooms

• Workshops

Hang it somewhere prominent.

They have earned it.

Apparently.

Great Garage Sign

Every garage has:

Tools.

Mystery boxes.

Half-finished projects.

And somebody explaining exactly how everything should be done.

Certified Bullshifter fits right in.

Perfect for:

• Garages

• Workshops

• Tool rooms

• Hobby spaces

• Vehicle areas

Great Workshop Sign

Workshop expert?

Excellent.

Whether they genuinely know what they are doing or simply sound convincing...

This sign covers both possibilities.

Great Home Bar Sign

Home bars are excellent places for stories.

Especially stories that improve dramatically with every retelling.

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant sign for:

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

• Garden bars

• Games rooms

• Entertainment spaces

Great Shed Sign

Shed owner?

Storyteller?

Full of opinions?

Found their sign.

Perfect for:

• Garden sheds

• Hobby sheds

• Workshops

• Pub sheds

• Personal hideaways

Great Office Sign

Every workplace has someone who can turn a five-minute explanation into a forty-minute story.

This sign may save everyone time.

Certified Bullshifter works brilliantly in:

• Offices

• Studios

• Staff rooms

• Workshops

• Home offices

Great Gift for Dad

Dad always has an answer?

Of course he does.

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant gift for the Dad who:

Knows the best route.

Knows how it should be fixed.

Knows what went wrong.

And will happily explain all three.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad has decades of stories?

Even better.

Some true.

Some possibly improved for entertainment purposes.

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliantly cheeky gift for a Grandad with a good sense of humour.

Great Gift for a Mate

Know a mate who can talk for hours without allowing facts to get in the way?

Found their award.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Secret Santa

• Just because they deserve recognition

Great Gift for a Workmate

Office storyteller?

Workshop legend?

Colleague whose stories always start with:

“You won’t believe this, but...”

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant workmate gift.

Great Leaving Gift

Colleague moving on?

Give them something the new workplace needs to know.

Certified Bullshifter makes a funny leaving present from the whole team.

Great Retirement Gift

After years of professional-level storytelling...

Retirement has been earned.

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant retirement gift for someone who will now have significantly more free time to tell everyone how things used to be done.

Great Birthday Gift

Funny.

Original.

Extremely accurate.

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant birthday present for the person who immediately knows the sign is about them.

Great Father’s Day Gift

Dad famous for stories, opinions and explaining everything?

Sorted.

Certified Bullshifter makes a funny Father’s Day gift with proper British humour.

Great Christmas Gift

Buying for someone impossible to buy for?

Give them a qualification.

Certified Bullshifter makes a brilliant Christmas gift for Dad, Grandad, mates and colleagues.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office Bullshifter?

Workshop Bullshifter?

Family Bullshifter?

Every group has one.

This sign makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Certified Bullshifter features original humour and artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose characterful designs have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Cheeky wordplay

• Larger-than-life characters

• Everyday observations

• Designs that start conversations

Not generic novelty décor.

Proper Baaad Flockers® character.

High-Quality Metal Sign

Certified Bullshifter is produced as a high-quality metal wall sign, giving Cookie’s original artwork a bold decorative finish.

Durable, funny and packed with attitude, it is designed for places where ordinary décor simply is not good enough.

Rust-Resistant, UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

Designed for lasting display, the sign is:

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Durable

Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.

Easy Hanging with Pre-Drilled Holes

The sign features pre-drilled holes for quick and straightforward mounting.

No certificate in DIY required.

Although they will probably claim to have one.

Perfect 8” x 8” Statement Size

At 8” x 8”, Certified Bullshifter is compact enough for smaller spaces while still making its point perfectly clear.

Ideal for:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Workshops

• Home bars

• Sheds

• Games rooms

• Offices

• Garden rooms

Certified Bullshifter – Qualification Confirmed

Truth?

Flexible.

Confidence?

Absolute.

Certificate?

On the wall.

The Certified Bullshifter Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie humour, cheeky British wordplay and proper Flockers attitude in one durable 8” x 8” wall sign.

For Dad.

For Grandad.

For mates.

For workmates.

For the person who never lets a lack of facts ruin a good story.

Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling, exaggerated storytelling and repeated declarations of “that is definitely you.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Certified Bullshifter

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: British Humour, Banter & Cheeky Wordplay

• Product: Metal Wall Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Brilliant funny man cave and garage gift

Perfect For

• Dads

• Grandads

• Husbands

• Partners

• Brothers

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• Storytellers

• Man caves

• Garages

• Workshops

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

• Garden rooms

• Offices

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Leaving gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts