
Swims Like One, Drinks Like One T-Shirt - BACK PRINT
Like a fish in the water and possibly at the bar too — the Swims Like One, Drinks Like One T-Shirt from the Cookie Classics Range is a brilliantly funny graphic tee that always gets a laugh.
Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork and unmistakable humour, this classic design is perfect for swimmers, wild swimmers, sea dippers, fish lovers, pub-goers, and anyone who enjoys a cheeky t-shirt with real character. A true collectable for fans of Cookie’s classic artwork, it brings together retro style, British humour, and a design that has stood the test of time.
Comfortable, eye-catching, and full of personality, this funny fish t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for swimmers, drinking buddies, dads, grandads, mates, holiday lovers, and anyone who swims hard and laughs harder.
Part of the Baaad Flockers® Cookie Classics Collection — made for people who love original artwork, bold humour, and designs that are Heard, Never Herded.
Perfect for: funny swimming t-shirts, wild swimming gifts, fish t-shirts, retro graphic tees, Cookie Classics, gifts for swimmers, funny drinking t-shirts, pub humour, birthday gifts, Father’s Day gifts, Christmas gifts, and anyone who proudly swims like one, drinks like one.
"As always excellent quality and always a very good fit . Getting quite a
collection now. Will I buy more?.......yes I will" ★★★★★ 5.0 Jan Burnett
This humorous and bold design is a must-have for anyone who embraces a no-nonsense, cheeky attitude. There are clearly plenty of us because this is a best-seller!
Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?
Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out. Based in the beautiful countryside of Herefordshire our studio is where every design begins. All artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings real character, originality, and personality to every piece.
Made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® clothing combines quality craftsmanship, comfort, and distinctive design to create garments you will want to wear time and time again. Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, work, or gifting, our collection is made for people who love humour, individuality, and clothing with lasting appeal.
Our garments are produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics for comfort and durability, finished with a classic fit, ribbed collar, and taped neck for a clean, polished look. Each design features the Flocker logo on the chest and a signature back print, giving every garment its unmistakable Baaad Flockers® identity.
Created using sustainable practices and digitally printing methods, our clothing is made with care and attention to detail. Even after repeated washing, garments are designed to help maintain their shape, colour, and print quality.
Explore our rugged hoodie collection and other bold Baaad Flockers® designs for an edgy, versatile style full of humour and personality.
Product Features
Size Range
Available in sizes Small to 5XL.
Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL.
Colours may vary.
Finding the Perfect Fit:
Finding the perfect fit for you is important to us too! Please see the size chart and measurements. You always ask us!
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