Octop*ssed Funny T-Shirt

Know someone who can handle a few? The Octop*ssed Funny T-Shirt from the Baaad Flockers® Cookie Classics Range is a brilliantly cheeky graphic tee packed with Cookie’s original hand-drawn humour, retro character, and full Flocker attitude.

Funny, bold, and unapologetically unique, this classic design is perfect for anyone who enjoys pub nights, seaside humour, fishing trips, holidays, festivals, or simply a t-shirt that gets people laughing. With its playful octopus-inspired twist and unmistakable Cookie style, Octop*ssed is a proper conversation starter.

Comfortable, eye-catching, and full of personality, this funny t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for mates, dads, grandads, partners, pub legends, sea-life lovers, fishing fans, and anyone who likes their humour a little bit baaad.

Part of the Cookie Classics Collection from Baaad Flockers® — Heard, Never Herded — this tee is made for those who love original artwork, bold British humour, and designs that refuse to blend in.

Perfect for: funny t-shirts, drinking humour t-shirts, octopus t-shirts, sea-life gifts, fishing gifts, pub night clothing, Cookie Classics, retro graphic tees, gifts for him, birthday gifts, Father’s Day gifts, Christmas gifts, and anyone who is proudly Octop*ssed.

• Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

  Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out. Based in the beautiful countryside of Herefordshire and Worcestershire, our studio is where every design begins. All artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings real character, originality, and personality to every piece.

  Made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® clothing combines quality craftsmanship, comfort, and distinctive design to create garments you will want to wear time and time again. Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, work, or gifting, our collection is made for people who love humour, individuality, and clothing with lasting appeal.

  Our garments are produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics for comfort and durability, finished with a classic fit, ribbed collar, and taped neck for a clean, polished look. Each design features the Flocker logo on the chest and a signature back print, giving every garment its unmistakable Baaad Flockers® identity.

  Created using sustainable practices and traditional screen-printing methods, our clothing is made with care and attention to detail. Even after repeated washing, garments are designed to help maintain their shape, colour, and print quality.

  Explore our rugged hoodie collection and other bold Baaad Flockers® designs for an edgy, versatile style full of humour and personality.

  Product Features

  • Hand drawn by Cookie
  • Designed in our Herefordshire and Worcestershire countryside studio
  • Made in the UK
  • Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
  • Classic fit with ribbed collar and taped neck
  • Flocker chest logo and signature back print
  • Durable print and colour retention
  • Produced using sustainable methods and traditional screen printing

  Size Range

  Available in sizes Small to 5XL.
  Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL.
  Colours may vary.

  Size Guide

  • Small: 34/36" chest
  • Medium: 38/40" chest
  • Large: 42/44" chest
  • XLarge: 46/48" chest
  • 2XLarge: 50/52" chest
  • 3XLarge: 54/56" chest*
  • 4XLarge: 58/60" chest*
  • 5XLarge: 62/64" chest*

  Warning: Baaad Flockers® is an addictive brand. Once you join the flock, you may never want to leave. Follow our online shop for new design releases and fresh arrivals.

  Please Note
  Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3 to 4 days for production. Once you join the flock, you may find it hard to leave — follow our online shop for new design releases and fresh arrivals.