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Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion – For the One Who’s Always in a Mood

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Who do you know that needs this? (Don’t all shout at once.)

Introducing the Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion – the ultimate throne topper for that certain someone who’s turned grumbling into an art form. Whether it's your dad, your partner, or the grumpy legend in your life who always claims “someone’s sat in my spot”—this cushion marks the territory with unmistakable sass.

Emblazoned with “Grumpy Old Flocker Sits Here”, this 43cm square cushion is the perfect combo of comfort and cheeky truth-telling.

• Premium Quality Cushion – Soft, plump, and perfect for sulking
• 43cm x 43cm Size – Fits any favourite armchair, sofa, or designated grump zone
• Bold Printed Design – Clear message, no explanation needed
• Perfect Gift – For birthdays, Father’s Day, retirements, or general moaning appreciation