Fast As Flock Full Zip Hoodie – Funny Graphic Zoodie

Fast, funny and full of Flocker attitude.

The Fast As Flock Full Zip Hoodie from Baaad Flockers® is made for people who like life with a little speed, a lot of personality and clothing that refuses to blend into the background.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn Fast As Flock artwork, this full zip graphic hoodie combines everyday comfort with bold British humour and unmistakable Baaad Flockers® character.

Perfect for casual wear, weekends away, outdoor adventures, motorsport fans, car lovers, bike enthusiasts or simply throwing on when the temperature drops.

Zip it up. Get moving.

And be Fast As Flock.

Heard, Not Herded.

Original Fast As Flock Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with an idea and a pencil.

The Fast As Flock design is hand drawn by Cookie, whose distinctive cartoon style and decades of experience creating bestselling graphic clothing bring originality and character to every garment.

Created in our countryside studio, the design combines humour, movement and classic Flocker attitude in one bold graphic.

No generic stock artwork.

Just original illustration made to get noticed.

Full Zip Comfort with Flocker Personality

Our full zip hoodies give you the comfort of a classic hoodie with the versatility of a zip front, making them ideal for layering over your favourite T-shirt.

Easy to throw on and take off, the Fast As Flock Full Zip Hoodie is perfect for:

• Everyday casual wear
• Road trips
• Car and bike meets
• Motorsport events
• Weekend adventures
• Dog walking
• Countryside walks
• Travelling
• Festivals
• Chilly evenings
• Pub stops

Quality Designed to Be Worn Again and Again

Made using quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric, this hoodie is designed for everyday comfort and durability.

Cookie’s artwork is reproduced using high-quality digital printing, helping the design stand out while the garment is made to retain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

The distinctive Flocker chest logo and signature graphic back print give every hoodie the unmistakable Baaad Flockers® look.

Product Features

• Original Fast As Flock artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our countryside studio
• Designed in the UK
• Full zip front
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Practical front pockets
• 3-panel lined hood
• Quality hood cords
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature graphic back print
• High-quality digital printing
• Durable print and colour retention
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order

Sizes Small to 5XL

The Fast As Flock Full Zip Hoodie is available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be limited in 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly depending on garment availability and individual screen settings.

Finding Your Perfect Fit

Finding the right fit is important to us too.

Please check our hoodie size guide and garment measurements before ordering.

If you are unsure which size to choose, just ask us — we’re always happy to help.

A Brilliant Gift for Someone Who Loves Speed

Looking for something a little different for the speed enthusiast in your life?

The Fast As Flock Full Zip Hoodie makes a great gift for anyone who loves cars, motorbikes, motorsport, road trips or simply appreciates funny graphic clothing.

Perfect as a:

• Funny hoodie gift for him
• Funny hoodie gift for her
• Motorsport gift
• Car enthusiast gift
• Motorbike lover gift
• Gift for Dad
• Gift for husband
• Gift for boyfriend
• Birthday gift
• Christmas gift
• Father's Day gift
• Road trip gift
• Funny British clothing gift

Printed Especially for You

Each Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order, helping us offer more original designs while reducing unnecessary stock and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–5 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to enjoy your Flockers purchase.

That’s why you have 60 days for easy returns, giving you extra peace of mind whether you're buying for yourself or choosing one as a gift.

Join the Fast Lane of the Flock

The Fast As Flock Full Zip Hoodie combines original artwork, everyday comfort and a healthy dose of British humour.

Perfect for people who like to move quickly, laugh loudly and wear something with a little more character.

WARNING: Wearing Fast As Flock may result in unnecessary competitiveness, spontaneous road trips and an increased desire to overtake absolutely everything.

Heard, Not Herded.