Going Downhill Fast Greeting Card | Funny Snowboards Bike Card

Some people take life slowly.

Others point the board downhill and hope for the best.

The Going Downhill Fast Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, character-packed card created for mountain bikers, cyclists, downhill riders and anyone who knows the fastest route is usually the fluffiest one.

Featuring classic Flocker humour and an adventure-loving attitude, Going Downhill Fast is perfect for birthdays, celebrations, cycling achievements or simply sending a laugh to the friend who would always rather be out on the tsnow.

Brake?

Optional.

snow?

Guaranteed.

Good idea?

Probably not.

Made for Adventurer

Boarders understand.

There is always another trail.

Another descent.

Another bike they apparently need.

And another section they are completely certain they can ride faster next time.

The Going Downhill Fast Card celebrates that love of boarders, speed and slightly questionable decision-making.

Perfect for:

• Ski
• Snowboarders
• Downhill riders
• Trail riders
• Enduro riders
• Cyclists
• Bike park regulars
• Cycling mates
• Outdoor adventurers
• Anyone obsessed with two wheels

A Brilliant Birthday Card for Adventurers

Trying to find a birthday card for someone who talks about bikes almost constantly?

This should do the job.

The Going Downhill Fast Card makes a brilliant funny card for riders who love trails, snow and getting outside.

Perfect as a:

• snowboarder card
• snow lover
• getting older card
• Mountain bike birthday card
• MTB birthday card
• Cycling birthday card
• Downhill biking card
• Funny cyclist card
• Card for mountain biker
• Card for cycling Dad
• Card for cycling husband
• Card for cyclist friend
• Bike lover birthday card
• Trail rider card
• Enduro rider card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Going Downhill Fast Card is blank inside, leaving you free to add exactly what you want.

Heartfelt?

Perfect.

A terrible cycling joke?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Happy Birthday. It's all downhill from here.”

Sometimes the obvious joke is the right one.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Going Downhill Fast Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp and gives the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Because mountain bikers may enjoy rough trails.

Their greeting cards don't need to be rough too.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to make an impact while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don't need to wait for a birthday to send a Going Downhill Fast Card.

It also works brilliantly for:

• Cycling achievements
• Race congratulations
• New bike celebrations
• Friendship messages
• Retirement jokes
• Thank-you cards
• Get-well messages
• Cheer-up cards
• Just-because messages
• Anyone heading rapidly downhill

Interpret that last one however you like.

Mountain Bike Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® is built around original ideas, outdoor adventures and making people laugh.

Going Downhill Fast takes mountain biking and gives it the full Flocker treatment.

Fast.

Funny.

A little muddy.

And probably heading towards something far too quickly.

It's All Downhill From Here

The Going Downhill Fast Greeting Card is perfect for mountain bikers who like speed, trails and a healthy dose of humour.

Whether they're celebrating a birthday, a big ride or another year of pretending bike upgrades are essential, this card is designed to make them smile.

WARNING: Sending Going Downhill Fast may result in spontaneous trail-centre visits, obsessive bike discussions and somebody insisting that one more bike is absolutely necessary.

Heard, Never Herded.