Cookie Classics T-Shirt | Swims Like One, Drinks Like One

Bored Flocker® Men's T-Shirt by Baaad Flockers®

"Heard, Never Herded!"

Celebrate your inner grump with Cookie Classics Swims Like One, Drinks Like One T-Shirt! This humorous and bold design is a must-have for anyone who embraces a no-nonsense, cheeky attitude.

Product Highlights:

• Fabric: Classic heavyweight cotton and cotton blend for all-day comfort.
• Fit: Non-top-stitched, rib collar with taped neck and shoulders ensures a great fit and durability.
• Design: Bold back graphic with the iconic Flocker® logo on the chest. Designed to add humor and character to your wardrobe.
• Sizes: Available from Small to 5XL (limited colors for sizes 3XL to 5XL).

Available Colors:

• Flocker Tango
• Navy

Size Guide:

• Small: Fits 34/36" chest
• Medium: Fits 38/40" chest
• Large: Fits 42/44" chest
• XLarge: Fits 46/48" chest
• 2XLarge: Fits 50/52" chest
• 3XLarge: Fits 54/56" chest*
• 4XLarge: Fits 58/60" chest*
• 5XLarge: Fits 62/64" chest*
  (*Limited colors for sizes 3XL and up.)

Why Choose Grumpy Old Flocker®?

• Created by Cookie, the mastermind behind the Baaad Flockers® brand, known for his quirky, bestselling designs.
• Entirely crafted in Worcestershire, UK, with traditional screen-printing methods.
• Eco-conscious production to minimize environmental impact.

Versatility & Care:

• Perfect for casual outings, work, or as a fun gift for the grumpy legends in your life.
• Durable and soft, retaining its humor and quality wash after wash.

Join the Flock!

Whether you’re gifting a bored mate or embracing your own "flock-it" vibes, this t-shirt is a hilarious addition to your collection. Pair it with other Baaad Flockers® hoodies or tees for a complete look!

WARNING: This addictive brand might just turn you into a loyal Flocker fan!

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