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Swims Like One, Drinks Like One T-Shirt
Like a fish in the water and possibly at the bar too — the Swims Like One, Drinks Like One T-Shirt from the Cookie Classics Range is a brilliantly funny graphic tee that always gets a laugh.
Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork and unmistakable humour, this classic design is perfect for swimmers, wild swimmers, sea dippers, fish lovers, pub-goers, and anyone who enjoys a cheeky t-shirt with real character. A true collectable for fans of Cookie’s classic artwork, it brings together retro style, British humour, and a design that has stood the test of time.
Comfortable, eye-catching, and full of personality, this funny fish t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for swimmers, drinking buddies, dads, grandads, mates, holiday lovers, and anyone who swims hard and laughs harder.
Part of the Baaad Flockers® Cookie Classics Collection — made for people who love original artwork, bold humour, and designs that are Heard, Never Herded.
Perfect for: funny swimming t-shirts, wild swimming gifts, fish t-shirts, retro graphic tees, Cookie Classics, gifts for swimmers, funny drinking t-shirts, pub humour, birthday gifts, Father’s Day gifts, Christmas gifts, and anyone who proudly swims like one, drinks like one.
Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out. Based in the beautiful countryside of Herefordshire and Worcestershire, our studio is where every idea comes to life. All designs are hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings originality, character, and personality to every garment.
Proudly made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® combines quality craftsmanship with comfort and distinctive design. Our clothing is perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, work, or gifting, and is created for those who appreciate humour, individuality, and long-lasting style.
Each garment is made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics, offering durability and all-day comfort. Finished with a classic fit, ribbed self collar, and taped neck, every piece delivers a clean, polished look. Signature details include a small Flockers logo on the chest and a bold back print, giving each design its unmistakable Baaad Flockers® identity.
Produced using sustainable practices and digital printing methods, our garments are crafted with care and attention to detail. Even after repeated washing, they are designed to maintain their shape, colour, and print quality.
Explore our rugged hoodie collection and other standout designs for a look that is edgy, versatile, and full of personality.
Available in sizes XS to 5XL
Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL
Colours may vary
Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3 to 4 days for production.
Warning: Baaad Flockers® is an addictive brand. Once you join the flock, you may never want to leave. Follow our online shop for new design releases and fresh arrivals.
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