Cookie Classic T-shit | P*ssed as A Newt

P*ssed as a Newt Men’s T-Shirt
Front design. Full-on character.

For the men who appreciate a proper laugh and a t-shirt with attitude, the P*ssed as a Newt tee delivers classic humour with a quirky twist. Featuring a bold front design, this one is made to raise a smile, turn heads, and bring a bit of mischief wherever it goes.

Packed with cheeky personality, this design is perfect for casual days, pub nights, festivals, holidays, or as a gift for someone who loves a bit of offbeat British humour. Easy to wear and even easier to enjoy, it is one of those tees that gets people talking.

Why it stands out:

• Bold front design with plenty of character
• Fun, cheeky slogan with a playful edge
• Great everyday fit for relaxed, casual wear
• Brilliant gift idea for fans of witty humour and standout tees

Made for good times, big laughs, and men who do not take life too seriously, the P*ssed as a Newt t-shirt is a proper conversation starter.

• Fit: Great fitting quality tee, available in sizes S to 5XL (limited colours for 3XL - 5XL)
• Material: Classic heavyweight, cotton, and cotton blend fabric
• Features:
• Non-top stitched, classic width, rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort
• Classic fit tubular body
• Colour: Available in various
• Chest Sizes: S (34/36), M (38/40), L (42/44), XL (46/48), 2XL (50/52), 3XL (54/56), 4XL (58/60), 5XL (62/64)
• Origin: Designed and crafted in Worcestershire, UK
• Environmental Consciousness: Produced with efforts to reduce environmental impact
• Care: Retains its colour, shape, and humor wash after wash
• Craftsmanship: Created by Cookie, a seasoned artist known for quirky, bestselling designs
• UK-Made: Entirely made in the UK, ensuring the highest quality

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This T-shirt is perfect for both demanding work and enthusiastic play, making it a great gift for someone or yourself. Just remember to check the sizing before ordering!

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