Zoomies Funny Dog T-Shirt

Every dog owner knows that moment. That glorious, chaotic, utterly unstoppable moment when your dog gets... the zoomies. The Zoomies® T-Shirt from the Barking Mad collection by Flockers® captures that pure, unfiltered canine energy in all its glory. You could be the grumpiest dog walker for miles - there's no lidding a zoomie!

This isn't just a t-shirt, it's a celebration of why we love our canine companions - their infectious zest for life!

Perfect For: ✓ Dog owners, dog walkers, trainers, and veterinary professionals ✓ Multi-dog household survivors ✓ Hilarious birthday or Christmas gifts for dog lovers ✓ Dog park meetups and pet-friendly events ✓ Anyone who believes life is better with a little canine chaos

The Barking Mad Collection: Part of Flockers® Barking Mad collection, this design celebrates the quirks, personalities, and absolute hilarity of life with dogs. Because let's be honest – if you live with dogs, you're already a little bit barking mad, and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out. Based in the beautiful countryside of Herefordshire and Worcestershire, our studio is where every idea comes to life. All designs are hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings originality, character, and personality to every garment.

Proudly made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® combines quality craftsmanship with comfort and distinctive design. Our clothing is perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, work, or gifting, and is created for those who appreciate humour, individuality, and long-lasting style.

Each garment is made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics, offering durability and all-day comfort. Finished with a classic fit, ribbed self collar, and taped neck, every piece delivers a clean, polished look. Signature details include a small Flockers logo on the chest and a bold back print, giving each design its unmistakable Baaad Flockers® identity.

Produced using sustainable practices and digital printing methods, our garments are crafted with care and attention to detail. Even after repeated washing, they are designed to maintain their shape, colour, and print quality.

Explore our rugged hoodie collection and other standout designs for a look that is edgy, versatile, and full of personality.

Product Features

• Hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire and Worcestershire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic fit with ribbed self collar and taped neck
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Comfortable modern fit
• Small Flockers chest logo with signature back print
• Durable print and colour retention
• Produced using sustainable methods.

Size Range

Available in sizes XS to 5XL
Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL
Colours may vary

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"

Please Note

Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3 to 4 days for production.

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Baaad Flockers® creates unique, hand-drawn funny t-shirts and gifts packed with British humour, character, quality, and adventure-ready style.