Zero Fox Given Metal Sign | His / Her Cave, Funny Fox & Sarcastic Gift

Fox?

Present.

Opinion?

Strong.

Flocks given?

Absolutely zero.

Meet the Zero Fox Given His / Her Cave Metal Signs from Cookie Classics — bold 8” x 8” metal wall signs featuring original Cookie artwork, cheeky wordplay and enough attitude to make it perfectly clear whose territory you have just entered.

Designed for people who have stopped worrying about what everyone else thinks, Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant addition to man caves, she sheds, garages, workshops, home bars, garden rooms and personal hideaways.

Choose His Cave.

Choose Her Cave.

Then enjoy giving precisely zero fox.

Zero Fox Given – Attitude with a Tail

Some people worry.

Some overthink.

Some spend far too much time wondering what everybody else thinks.

And then there are the Zero Fox Given people.

They know what they like.

They know where they stand.

And they are perfectly happy doing things their own way.

Perfect for people who love:

• Foxes

• Wildlife

• Sarcastic humour

• Cheeky sayings

• British comedy

• Quirky wall art

• Original Cookie artwork

Subtle?

Not particularly.

Memorable?

Absolutely.

His Cave or Her Cave – Choose Your Fox

Everybody deserves somewhere they can completely switch off.

His Cave

Perfect for:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Workshops

• Home bars

• Games rooms

• Sheds

Her Cave

Perfect for:

• She sheds

• Garden rooms

• Craft rooms

• Studios

• Home bars

• Personal retreats

Different cave.

Same zero-fox attitude.

Part of the Cookie Classics Collection

Zero Fox Given forms part of the Cookie Classics Collection, celebrating memorable artwork and characters created by British cartoonist Cookie.

Cookie Classics bring together:

• Original hand-drawn artwork

• British humour

• Quirky characters

• Strong personalities

• Clever wordplay

• Designs people remember

• Artwork that starts conversations

Zero Fox Given has all the hallmarks of classic Cookie humour:

Simple idea.

Strong character.

Plenty of attitude.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie, Zero Fox Given combines animal character, visual humour and a brilliantly cheeky phrase.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustrations

• British humour

• Animal characters

• Bold personalities

• Everyday observations

• Unexpected ideas

• Designs that make people laugh

Exactly what ordinary wall décor is usually missing.

Brilliant Fox Lover Gift

Fox lover?

Found their sign.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant gift for:

• Fox lovers

• Wildlife enthusiasts

• Countryside fans

• Animal lovers

• Nature lovers

• Quirky art collectors

A little less woodland cute.

A little more woodland attitude.

Great Funny Fox Gift

Know someone who loves foxes but prefers their animal artwork with personality?

Perfect.

This funny metal sign brings together:

• Fox character

• Sarcastic humour

• Original artwork

• British wordplay

Great Wildlife Gift

Wildlife fan?

Sorted.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant gift for anyone who enjoys British wildlife with an unexpected comedic twist.

Perfect for:

• Countryside lovers

• Nature enthusiasts

• Garden lovers

• Animal fans

Great Sarcastic Gift

Know someone who has completely run out of patience for nonsense?

Found them.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant gift for people who appreciate:

• Dry humour

• Sarcasm

• Cheeky sayings

• Straight-talking personality

Great Man Cave Sign

His cave?

His rules.

The His Cave version works brilliantly in:

• Garages

• Games rooms

• Workshops

• Home bars

• Sheds

• Hobby spaces

A clear indication that unnecessary opinions may not be required.

Great She Shed Sign

Her cave?

Her rules.

Her fox.

The Her Cave version makes a brilliant addition to:

• She sheds

• Garden rooms

• Studios

• Craft spaces

• Reading rooms

• Home bars

Great Garage Sign

Garage occupied by somebody who prefers being left alone?

Perfect.

Zero Fox Given makes a fun addition to:

• Car garages

• Bike garages

• Workshops

• Tool rooms

• Hobby spaces

Great Shed Sign

The shed.

Quiet.

Peaceful.

Far away from unnecessary conversation.

Sounds like excellent Zero Fox Given territory.

Great Workshop Sign

Project underway?

Advice not requested?

This sign may save everyone some time.

Perfect for workshops belonging to people who know exactly how they want to do things.

Great Home Bar Sign

Home bar with personality?

Add a fox.

Zero Fox Given works brilliantly in:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• Entertainment spaces

Great Garden Room Sign

Garden room or summer house?

Perfect.

This funny fox sign adds personality to a space designed for:

• Relaxing

• Reading

• Hobbies

• Escaping

• Doing absolutely nothing

Great Gift for Dad

Dad reached the stage where he genuinely does not care what anyone thinks?

Excellent.

The His Cave version makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

Great Gift for Mum

Mum has mastered the art of saying exactly what she thinks?

Perfect.

The Her Cave version makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad stopped filtering his opinions years ago?

Found his sign.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant gift for Grandads who enjoy:

• British humour

• Wildlife

• Funny sayings

• Quirky wall art

Great Gift for Friends

Know exactly who this reminds you of?

That is usually a very good sign.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant gift for:

• Best friends

• Workmates

• Partners

• Brothers

• Sisters

Great Gift for Couples

His Cave.

Her Cave.

Two foxes.

Zero arguments about whose space is whose.

Ideal.

Brilliant Birthday Gift

Need something funny for someone impossible to buy for?

Sorted.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant birthday gift for:

• Dad

• Mum

• Partner

• Friend

• Wildlife lover

• Sarcasm expert

Great Father’s Day Gift

Dad already has enough socks and mugs?

Good.

The His Cave Zero Fox Given sign makes a brilliant Father’s Day gift with plenty of character.

Great Mother’s Day Gift

Mum appreciates something slightly less sentimental?

Perfect.

The Her Cave version makes a brilliantly cheeky Mother’s Day gift.

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement?

Excellent.

Less work.

Less stress.

Considerably fewer fox given.

This sign makes a brilliant retirement gift for someone entering the stage of life where doing exactly what they want becomes the priority.

Great 50th, 60th or 70th Birthday Gift

Age brings wisdom.

And sometimes a dramatic reduction in tolerance for nonsense.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant milestone gift for:

• 50th birthdays

• 60th birthdays

• 70th birthdays

Great Housewarming Gift

New home?

New cave?

Time to establish the rules.

Zero Fox Given makes a quirky housewarming gift for anyone with a strong sense of humour.

Great Christmas Gift

Fox lover on the Christmas list?

Or just somebody with attitude?

Sorted.

Zero Fox Given makes a brilliant Christmas gift for family and friends.

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Office straight-talker?

Found them.

This sign makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for the colleague whose face usually says what everyone else is thinking.

Bold 8” x 8” Metal Sign

At approximately 8” x 8”, Zero Fox Given is compact enough for doors and smaller walls while still making a bold statement.

Perfect for:

• Man caves

• She sheds

• Garages

• Workshops

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

Small sign.

Zero fox.

Plenty of attitude.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, Zero Fox Given gives Cookie’s original artwork a durable home.

A proper piece of Cookie Classics wall art.

Rust-Resistant

The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.

Ideal for:

• Garages

• Workshops

• Sheds

• Garden rooms

• Covered areas

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

Zero Fox Given is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork stay bold over time.

Attitude should last even longer.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated installation.

No unnecessary foxing about.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for straightforward mounting.

Choose cave.

Choose wall.

Hang fox.

Zero Fox Given – Cave Claimed

Fox?

Present.

Cave?

Occupied.

Unnecessary opinions?

Not currently being accepted.

The Zero Fox Given His / Her Cave Metal Signs from Cookie Classics combine original Cookie artwork, funny fox character and unapologetic British humour in one bold 8” x 8” wall sign.

For fox lovers.

For Dad.

For Mum.

For man caves.

For she sheds.

For anyone who has finally reached the age of giving absolutely zero fox.

WARNING: May result in increased confidence, reduced tolerance for nonsense and repeated declarations of “I genuinely couldn’t give a fox.”

Cookie Classics – Original Artwork. Proper Character. Timeless Humour.

Product Details

• Design: Zero Fox Given

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Artist: Cookie

• Versions: His Cave / Her Cave

• Theme: Foxes, Wildlife, Sarcastic Humour & Personal Hideaways

• Product: Metal Wall Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original Cookie Classics artwork

• Brilliant funny fox and cave gift

Perfect For

• Fox lovers

• Wildlife lovers

• Countryside fans

• Sarcastic humour fans

• Dads

• Mums

• Grandads

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Man cave owners

• She shed owners

• Garage owners

• Garden room owners

• Home bar owners

• 50th birthday gifts

• 60th birthday gifts

• 70th birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Housewarming gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts