Zero Fox Card | Funny Fox Greeting Card with Attitude

Drama?

Nope.

Opinions?

Not today.

Fox given?

Zero.

The Zero Fox Card from Baaad Flockers® is made for people who have reached that wonderfully liberating point where they simply don’t have any more foxes to give.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn fox artwork, this cheeky greeting card combines cute animal character with plenty of attitude and classic Flocker humour.

Cute fox.

Big shrug.

Zero Fox Given.

Zero Fox Given

Some days call for diplomacy.

Other days call for a fox with absolutely no interest in anybody else’s nonsense.

The Zero Fox Card captures that feeling perfectly.

It’s funny.

Cheeky.

Relatable.

And ideal for someone who appreciates humour with a little bite.

Cute Fox. Plenty of Attitude.

The design features Cookie’s quirky fox character with the unmistakable Zero Fox attitude.

It’s the contrast that makes it work.

Cute enough to make you smile.

Sassy enough to make the point.

Perfect for people who like:

• Foxes
• Animal humour
• Sarcasm
• Cheeky British humour
• Funny greeting cards
• Cards with personality

A Brilliant Birthday Card

Know somebody whose patience has officially left the building?

This could be their birthday card.

Perfect for:

• Best friends
• Sisters
• Brothers
• Partners
• Workmates
• Mums
• Dads
• Anyone with a wonderfully dry sense of humour

Especially the person who has finally decided they are too old for unnecessary drama.

Perfect for Friendship Banter

The best friendships can survive a little sarcasm.

Possibly quite a lot of sarcasm.

The Zero Fox Card is perfect for that friend who:

• Says exactly what they think
• Has mastered the eye roll
• Avoids unnecessary drama
• Appreciates cheeky humour
• Would immediately understand the joke

No long explanation needed.

Just hand them the card.

Great Leaving Card

New job?

Retirement?

Leaving the office behind?

There are moments when Zero Fox becomes less of a joke and more of a lifestyle.

This card makes a brilliant choice for:

• Leaving work
• Retirement
• New jobs
• Moving away
• Finishing a particularly interesting project
• Finally escaping the group chat

A slightly different way to say:

Good luck. You’re free.

A Funny Card for Workmates

Every workplace has somebody who is rapidly running out of patience.

The Zero Fox Card makes a fun option for:

• Office friends
• Colleagues
• Managers with a sense of humour
• Leaving presentations
• Secret Santa
• Team banter

Particularly appropriate after a very long week.

For Fox Lovers Too

Even without the cheeky wordplay, this design makes a brilliant choice for anyone who loves foxes.

Perfect for:

• Fox lovers
• Wildlife fans
• Countryside enthusiasts
• Animal lovers
• Woodland fans
• Quirky illustration collectors

A little woodland character.

A lot of attitude.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating bestselling illustrations and characters packed with humour, expression and personality.

Zero Fox brings together:

• Original cartoon artwork
• Animal character
• Visual humour
• British wordplay
• Plenty of attitude

No generic stock fox.

No boring slogan.

Original Cookie artwork.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Zero Fox Card is blank inside, leaving you free to write whatever suits the recipient.

Something heartfelt.

Something sarcastic.

An inside joke.

A birthday message.

Or simply:

“Saw this. Thought of you.”

We provide the fox.

You provide the message.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Zero Fox Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, substantial and high-quality finish.

Because having zero foxes to give doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate a quality greetings card.

148 x 148mm Square

The card measures:

148 x 148mm

A classic square format that gives Cookie’s artwork plenty of space to stand out.

Small card.

Big attitude.

White Envelope Included

Every Zero Fox Card comes complete with a white envelope.

Write it.

Seal it.

Send it.

Foxes required:

Zero.

Perfect for More Than Birthdays

The Zero Fox design works across plenty of occasions.

Use it for:

• Birthdays
• Leaving cards
• Retirement cards
• Friendship cards
• Congratulations
• Secret Santa
• New job cards
• Cheer-up cards
• Just because

Sometimes you don’t even need an occasion.

Sometimes you simply know someone who needs a Zero Fox card.

Flocker Cards – Your Message, Your Way

Our Flocker Cards are designed for people who prefer greetings cards with more personality.

Funny.

Witty.

Cheeky.

Cute.

Sometimes slightly inappropriate.

Always Flocker.

Whatever you want to say, say it your way.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to be happy with your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping for cards and gifts.

Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.

Zero Fox – Protect Your Peace

Drama approaching?

Avoided.

Unwanted opinion?

Ignored.

Foxes remaining?

Absolutely zero.

The Zero Fox Card celebrates anyone who has decided life is simply too short for unnecessary nonsense.

For friends.

For workmates.

For fox lovers.

For sarcastic family members.

For anyone who has officially run out of foxes.

WARNING: Giving this card may result in excessive agreement, knowing nods and the recipient proudly announcing that they have, indeed, got Zero Fox left to give.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Zero Fox
• Original hand-drawn fox artwork by Cookie
• Funny animal and attitude theme
• Cheeky British wordplay
• Suitable for birthdays and multiple occasions
• Blank inside for your own message
• 148 x 148mm square
• Printed on premium 300gsm silk card
• White envelope included
• Part of the Baaad Flockers® Flocker Cards collection
• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• Fox lovers
• Best friends
• Sisters
• Brothers
• Partners
• Workmates
• Mums
• Dads
• Birthday cards
• Leaving cards
• Retirement cards
• New job cards
• Friendship cards
• Secret Santa
• Sarcastic friends
• Wildlife lovers
• People who avoid drama