Kimmer Cards – Xmas Swim | Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Christmas hat on.

Water freezing.

And somehow this still feels like a good idea.

The Kimmer Cards – Xmas Swim from Baaad Flockers® is a funny festive greeting card created for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, open water swimmers and cold-water dippers who believe Christmas simply wouldn't be Christmas without getting into something ridiculously cold.

Packed with seasonal Kimmer humour, Xmas Swim celebrates those brave — or slightly bonkers — swimmers who swap the sofa for the sea, lake or river during the festive season.

Christmas morning dip?

Of course.

A Christmas Card for Wild Swimmers

Some people spend Christmas wrapped up indoors.

Wild swimmers have other plans.

Swimming hats on.

Changing robes ready.

Flask packed.

And somebody has already checked the water temperature.

The Xmas Swim Card is made for people who think cold water, good friends and festive madness are the perfect Christmas combination.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Ice swimmers
• Christmas Day swimmers
• Boxing Day swimmers
• Swimming groups
• Swimming buddies
• Anyone planning a festive dip

A Brilliant Christmas Card for Swimmers

Looking for something more personal than another traditional Christmas card?

The Kimmer Xmas Swim Card is made for the swimmer in your life.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming Christmas card
• Christmas card for swimmer
• Open water swimming Christmas card
• Sea swimmer Christmas card
• Cold water swimmer Christmas card
• Christmas Day swim card
• Festive swimming card
• Christmas card for swimming buddy
• Christmas card for wild swimming Mum
• Christmas card for swimming friend
• Ice swimmer Christmas card
• Outdoor swimming Christmas card

Blank Inside – Your Christmas Message, Your Way

The Xmas Swim Card is blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your own festive message.

Something heartfelt?

Something funny?

Something involving hypothermia jokes?

That's entirely up to you.

Or perhaps simply:

“Merry Christmas. See you in the water!”

For a wild swimmer, that's a proper festive greeting.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Xmas Swim Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel.

The water might be freezing.

The quality certainly isn't.

148 x 148mm Square Christmas Card

Each Xmas Swim Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the festive artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your Christmas message.

Made for the Festive Wild Swimming Community

Christmas swims have become one of those traditions wild swimmers genuinely look forward to.

The festive hats.

The cold-water shock.

The group photos.

The laughter.

And the promise of something hot afterwards.

The Kimmer Xmas Swim Card celebrates all of that — the friendship, the fun and the slightly questionable decision to get into cold water in December.

Christmas – Kimmer Style

Christmas doesn't always have to mean robins, reindeer and snowmen.

Sometimes it's:

• Swim hats
• Changing robes
• Cold toes
• Hot flasks
• Christmas Day dips
• And a lot of laughter

That's a proper Kimmer Christmas.

Have a Flocking Cold Christmas

The Kimmer Xmas Swim Card is the perfect festive greeting for someone who would rather be in the water than watching it from the shore.

Funny, quirky and full of wild-swimming spirit, it's a Christmas card made for the wild at heart.

WARNING: Sending Xmas Swim may result in Christmas Day alarms being set far too early, festive swim hats being purchased and somebody insisting that the water is “actually quite nice once you're in.”

Heard, Never Herded.