Kimmer Cards – Wind Swept | Funny Wild Swimming & Coastal Card

Hair everywhere.

Towel barely cooperating.

And that unmistakable windswept wild-swimmer look.

The Kimmer Cards – Wind Swept from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky greeting card inspired by wild swimming, sea swimming, coastal adventures and the wonderfully unpredictable British weather.

Created for wild swimmers, open water swimmers, cold-water dippers and anyone who comes out of the sea looking considerably less glamorous than when they went in, Wind Swept celebrates the real side of outdoor swimming.

Fresh faced?

Not exactly.

Freshly dipped?

Absolutely.

For Wild Swimmers Who Embrace the Weather

Wild swimming isn't always mirror-calm water and perfect sunshine.

Sometimes it's windy.

Sometimes it's wet.

Sometimes your hair has developed a personality of its own.

And somehow that's all part of the fun.

The Wind Swept Card celebrates those wonderfully untidy, weather-beaten moments that every outdoor swimmer knows.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Coastal swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• Beach lovers
• Swimming groups
• Swimming buddies
• Outdoor adventurers

A Brilliant Card for Sea Swimmers

Looking for a card for someone who loves the sea regardless of what the weather is doing?

The Kimmer Wind Swept Card makes a funny and unusual choice.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming birthday card
• Sea swimming card
• Open water swimming card
• Cold water swimming card
• Funny swimmer card
• Coastal humour card
• Windswept greeting card
• Card for swimming buddy
• Card for wild swimming friend
• Card for wild swimming Mum
• Outdoor adventure card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Wind Swept Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of space to add your own message.

Heartfelt?

Funny?

A little teasing?

Entirely your choice.

Or perhaps:

“Looking fabulous. In a windswept sort of way.”

Every wild swimmer needs supportive friends.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Wind Swept Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel.

The swimmer may be weather-beaten.

The card certainly isn't.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Wind Swept Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of space to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

The Kimmer Wind Swept Card works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Coastal adventures
• Swimming holidays
• Thank-you cards
• Cheer-up messages
• Open water challenges
• Shared swimming memories
• Just-because moments

Sometimes the best cards are the ones that instantly remind someone of themselves.

Wild Swimming – Without the Glamour

Wild swimming photographs often show beautiful scenery.

Stunning sunrises.

Calm water.

Perfect views.

What they don't always show is what happens afterwards.

Wet hair.

Red cheeks.

Wind.

And somebody desperately trying to get dressed while holding onto three things at once.

Wind Swept celebrates that side of the adventure.

Properly Wind Swept

The Kimmer Wind Swept Card combines wild-swimming humour, coastal character and premium quality in a card made for people who don't mind getting a little battered by the elements.

Because looking perfect is overrated.

Getting in the water is what matters.

WARNING: Sending Wind Swept may result in wild hair, weather discussions, spontaneous coastal swims and somebody claiming they were going for the “windswept look” all along.

Heard, Never Herded.