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Wild Swimming Cards | Funny Open Water & Cold Water Swimmer Cards | Kimmer

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Kimmer Cards – For the Wild at Heart

Cold water?

Yes please.

Wild weather?

Probably.

Another swim?

Obviously.

Welcome to Kimmer Cards – For the Wild at Heart, a collection of funny, quirky and character-packed greetings cards created especially for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water dippers and outdoor adventurers.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, every Kimmer card captures the humour, friendship, freedom and occasional madness that comes with loving wild water.

From icy winter dips and unpredictable British weather to moonlight swims, sea adventures and post-swim laughs, there is a Kimmer card for the swimmer who is always looking for their next excuse to get in.

Made for Wild Swimmers

Wild swimmers see the world differently.

Other people see:

Cold water.

Grey skies.

Rain.

Wind.

Wild swimmers see:

Potential.

Kimmer Cards celebrate the brilliantly adventurous people who would rather be outside, beside the water, wondering:

“How cold do you reckon it is?”

Funny Wild Swimming Cards

Wild swimming is full of moments worth laughing about.

Getting changed in ridiculous places.

Frozen fingers.

Windblown hair.

Questionable weather.

Hot drinks afterwards.

And the famous:

“It’s lovely once you’re in.”

Our cards capture those familiar moments with Cookie’s original artwork and unmistakable humour.

Perfect for Every Kind of Swimmer

Kimmer Cards make brilliant greetings cards for:

  • Wild swimmers

  • Open-water swimmers

  • Sea swimmers

  • Lake swimmers

  • River swimmers

  • Cold-water swimmers

  • Ice swimmers

  • Swim buddies

  • Outdoor adventurers

Wild Swimming Birthday Cards

Birthday swimmer?

Forget the ordinary card.

Choose something that actually reflects what they love.

Kimmer Cards make brilliant birthday cards for wild swimmers, whether they are happiest in the sea, a lake, river or somewhere considerably colder than most people would consider sensible.

Cards for Swim Buddies

Some friendships begin over coffee.

Wild-swimming friendships usually involve coffee afterwards.

Along with:

Early starts.

Cold toes.

Shared towels.

Weather discussions.

And somebody saying:

“Come on, just get in.”

Kimmer Cards make a fun way to celebrate the friends who make every swim better.

Open Water Swimming Cards

No lane ropes.

No ceiling.

No pool timetable.

Just fresh air, open sky and somewhere new to explore.

Our open-water swimming cards celebrate the freedom that keeps swimmers heading back outside again and again.

Cold Water Swimming Cards

There is cold.

Then there is:

“Why can’t I feel my toes?”

Kimmer Cards bring plenty of humour to the wonderfully chilly world of cold-water swimming.

Perfect for anyone who considers winter an opportunity rather than a reason to stop swimming.

Cards for Birthdays, Celebrations & Just Because

You do not always need a big occasion.

Kimmer Cards are perfect for:

  • Birthdays

  • Congratulations

  • Friendship

  • Swimming milestones

  • Thank-you messages

  • Encouragement

  • Celebrations

  • Just because

Sometimes the best message is simply:

“Fancy a swim?”

Original Artwork by Cookie

Each Kimmer Card features original hand-drawn artwork by British cartoonist Cookie.

Cookie’s distinctive designs combine:

  • British humour

  • Wild-swimming observations

  • Outdoor adventure

  • Quirky characters

  • Relatable moments

  • Plenty of personality

These are not generic swimmer cards.

They are little pieces of Kimmer life.

Blank Inside – Make It Personal

Every Kimmer Card is blank inside, leaving you free to write whatever suits the occasion.

Something heartfelt.

Something funny.

Something completely ridiculous.

Or just:

“Same time tomorrow?”

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Each card is printed on 300gsm silk card, giving it a sturdy, smooth and premium-quality finish.

Made to showcase Cookie’s artwork beautifully while giving your message a quality card to call home.

148 x 148mm Square

Each Kimmer Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm square.

Big enough to showcase the artwork.

Plenty of room for your own message.

And each one includes a white envelope, ready for sending or gifting.

For the Wild at Heart

Cold water.

Fresh air.

Good friends.

Big laughs.

That is what Kimmer Cards are all about.

Whether you are sending a birthday message, congratulating a swim buddy or simply reminding someone that another adventure is waiting, choose a card made for people who would rather be wild.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.


Product Details

  • Collection: Kimmer Cards

  • Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

  • Artist: Cookie

  • Size: Approx. 148 x 148mm square

  • Card: 300gsm silk

  • Blank inside

  • White envelope included

  • Original Cookie artwork

  • Wild swimming and outdoor adventure themes

  • Suitable for birthdays, celebrations, friendship and just because


Perfect For

  • Wild swimmers

  • Open-water swimmers

  • Cold-water swimmers

  • Ice swimmers

  • Sea swimmers

  • Lake swimmers

  • River swimmers

  • Swim buddies

  • Outdoor adventurers

  • Birthday cards

  • Friendship cards

  • Congratulations cards

  • Swimming milestone cards

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