Wheeelie Cold Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Cold Dipping Gift

Water?

Cold.

Really cold?

Wheeelie cold.

Swimmer?

Still getting in.

Meet the Wheeelie Cold Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by freezing dips, cold-water antics and that wonderfully familiar moment when your entire body realises just how chilly the water actually is.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild and cold-water swimming in mind, Wheeelie Cold makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, winter swimmers, open-water swimmers, sea swimmers, swim buddies and anyone who enjoys a properly chilly plunge.

Cold?

Yes.

Refreshing?

Eventually.

Worth it?

Obviously.

Wheeelie Cold

Cold-water swimmers have their own temperature scale.

Cool.

Fresh.

Bracing.

Bit chilly.

And finally...

WHEEELIE COLD.

That is the point when breathing becomes interesting, conversation briefly disappears and everyone remembers why the robe was such a good idea.

Cold Dipping Antics, Kimmer Style

Before getting in:

“It won’t be that bad.”

First step:

“Still fine.”

Waist deep:

“Yep... cold.”

Fully in:

“WHEEELIE COLD!”

Then five minutes later:

“That was brilliant.”

Wild-swimmer logic.

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

Great Cold Dipping Gift

Love a quick cold dip?

Wheeelie Cold makes a brilliant little gift for anyone who regularly heads towards chilly water voluntarily.

Perfect for:

• Cold dippers

• Cold-plunge fans

• Outdoor swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Some people avoid cold water.

Others deliberately travel to find it.

Wheeelie Cold is definitely for the second group.

Perfect for swimmers who consider that first freezing gasp part of the experience.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Winter swimmer?

Excellent.

Frost outside?

Water freezing?

Still going in?

This coaster understands you.

Wheeelie Cold makes a fun gift for anyone who keeps swimming while everyone else is suggesting hot chocolate and central heating.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Winter sea?

Fresh.

Very fresh.

Possibly wheeelie cold.

This coaster makes a brilliant coastal gift for anyone who loves:

• Sea swimming

• Winter beach dips

• Coastal adventures

• Cold-water challenges

• Post-swim brews

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Prefer wild water to swimming pools?

Perfect.

Wheeelie Cold celebrates the swimmers who love:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Seas

• Outdoor lidos

• Natural swimming spots

• Open-water adventures

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Got a regular dipping partner?

Give them this.

Especially if your swims regularly involve one of you saying:

“It’s not too bad.”

Followed thirty seconds later by noises suggesting otherwise.

Perfect for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Every swim group has different reactions to cold water.

One screams.

One swears.

One goes suspiciously quiet.

One says:

“It’s lovely once you’re in.”

Nobody believes that person.

Wheeelie Cold makes a fun little group gift for swimmers who recognise those characters immediately.

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?

Wheeelie Cold makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Cold-water swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum tells everyone:

“It’s good for you.”

While they remain safely wrapped up on the shore.

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Changing area?

Post-dip brew station?

Wheeelie Cold belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing spaces

• Cold-plunge areas

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Cold sea swim finished?

Beach hut open?

Kettle on?

Excellent.

Wheeelie Cold makes a fun addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Coaster

Campervan.

Wild water.

Cold dip.

Hot drink afterwards.

Perfect.

This compact coaster makes a brilliant addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Very cold-water specific.

Wheeelie Cold makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers, winter swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the cold-water swimmer in Secret Santa?

Sorted.

Especially the person who spends winter trying to persuade everyone else to get in too.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Wheeelie Cold features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Cold-water comedy

• Relatable swimmer moments

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimmer coaster.

Proper Kimmer cold-water humour.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Wheeelie Cold is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

Wheeelie Cold – Bin There. Dipped That.

Water?

Freezing.

Dipper?

Committed.

Warm robe?

Required immediately.

The Wheeelie Cold Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cold-water humour and wild-swimming antics in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For winter swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who has ever climbed out of freezing water and announced:

“That was brilliant.”

Through chattering teeth.

Warning: May cause exaggerated shivering, competitive water-temperature discussions and repeated declarations of “it’s wheeelie cold today.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Wheeelie Cold

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny wild-swimming and cold-dipping theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small cold-water swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Cold-plunge fans

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts