Wet As It Gets Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Rainy Day Gift

Rain?

Falling.

Swimmer?

Already soaked.

Umbrella?

Absolutely essential.

Apparently.

Meet the Wet As It Gets Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster featuring a wild swimmer with an umbrella and celebrating the wonderfully ridiculous logic of outdoor swimming in British weather.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild water in mind, Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers, swim buddies and anyone who knows getting completely wet does not necessarily mean putting the umbrella away.

Already wet.

Still raining.

Still swimming.

Wet As It Gets

Wild swimming comes with some unusual moments.

Standing in freezing water?

Fine.

Rain pouring down?

Fine.

Holding an umbrella while already soaking wet?

Now we are talking.

Wet As It Gets celebrates the brilliant contradictions of wild swimming and the kind of quirky behaviour only swimmers really understand.

Wild Swimming Humour, Kimmer Style

Swimsuit?

Wet.

Hair?

Wet.

Towel?

Probably wet.

Umbrella?

Keeping absolutely something dry.

Maybe.

Wet As It Gets is made for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water dipping

• Rainy-day swimming

• Sea swimming

• British weather humour

• Open-water adventures

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Outdoor swimming enthusiasts

Great Rainy Day Swimming Gift

Rain forecast?

No problem.

You are heading into water anyway.

Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who know a little rain is hardly going to ruin the plan.

Great British Weather Gift

British swimming preparation can require:

A swimsuit.

A robe.

A flask.

A waterproof.

Sunglasses.

And perhaps an umbrella.

All in the same bag.

Wet As It Gets celebrates the wonderfully unpredictable weather outdoor swimmers know all too well.

Great Funny Swimmer Gift

Looking for something that will make a wild swimmer laugh immediately?

This one should do it.

Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant gift for anyone who appreciates:

• British humour

• Wild-swimming antics

• Weather jokes

• Quirky artwork

• Relatable swimmer moments

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Sorted.

The water may be cold.

The rain may be falling.

But somehow the swim is still going ahead.

Classic Kimmer.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swim in the rain?

Of course.

Wet As It Gets makes a fun coastal gift for anyone who loves:

• Sea swimming

• Rainy beach days

• Coastal adventures

• Cold-water dips

• Post-swim brews

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Prefer wild water to pool lanes?

Perfect.

This coaster celebrates swimmers who love:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Seas

• Outdoor lidos

• Natural swimming spots

• Open-water adventures

Whatever the weather is doing overhead.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Got a swim buddy who turns up in every weather condition?

This is for them.

Perfect for:

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

• Outdoor swimming clubs

Especially the friend who arrives with more weather gear than an expedition team.

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Every swim group has its characters.

The weather checker.

The one who says “it’ll clear up”.

The robe collector.

The flask carrier.

And possibly someone standing in the water holding an umbrella.

Wet As It Gets makes a fun group gift for swimmers who recognise that level of commitment immediately.

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?

Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum owns:

Multiple robes.

Several towels.

A selection of waterproofs.

And still somehow comes home wetter than everyone else.

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Changing space?

Post-dip brew station?

Wet As It Gets belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing spaces

• Cold-plunge areas

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Rain outside?

Sea nearby?

Beach hut open?

Kettle on?

Excellent.

Wet As It Gets makes a fun addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Coaster

Campervan trip?

Rain forecast?

Wild swim still planned?

Sounds right.

This compact coaster makes a brilliant addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Office Coaster

Stuck indoors while it rains?

Wet As It Gets makes a fun desk coaster for swimmers who are already thinking:

“Might as well go swimming.”

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Very swimmer-specific.

Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the swimmer in Secret Santa?

Sorted.

Especially the person who considers an umbrella perfectly acceptable swim kit.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Wet As It Gets features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Weather-related comedy

• Relatable swimmer antics

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimmer coaster.

Proper Kimmer weather humour.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Wet As It Gets is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

Wet As It Gets – Already Wet. Umbrella Still Up.

Rain?

Yes.

Water?

Everywhere.

Umbrella?

Still going strong.

The Wet As It Gets Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, British weather humour and wild-swimming antics in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For rainy-day dippers.

For swim buddies.

For sea swimmers.

For anyone who knows there is apparently still value in an umbrella even when you are already standing in water.

Warning: May cause excessive laughter, questionable umbrella use and repeated declarations of “well, I can’t get any wetter.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Wet As It Gets

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny rainy-day wild-swimming theme

• Features a wild swimmer with an umbrella

• Suitable for home, office, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Rainy-day swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• British weather humour fans

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts