Kimmer Cards – Wet As It Gets | Funny Wild Swimming Greeting Card

Wet hair.

Wet towel.

Wet everything.

Wet As It Gets.

The Wet As It Gets Greeting Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, adventurous card inspired by wild swimming, open water and that wonderful point where you are so completely soaked there is really no point worrying about it anymore.

Created for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, open-water enthusiasts and swimming buddies, Wet As It Gets is perfect for birthdays, friendship messages, swimming adventures or simply sending someone a card that makes them laugh.

Dry clothes?

Eventually.

Made for Wild Swimmers Who Don’t Mind Getting Soaked

Wild swimming comes with certain guarantees.

You will get wet.

Your towel may also get wet.

Your bag will somehow get wet.

And at least one supposedly waterproof item probably won’t be.

The Wet As It Gets Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Outdoor swimming groups
• Beach lovers
• Outdoor adventurers
• All-weather swimmers
• Anyone who is permanently carrying a damp towel

A Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Card

Looking for a card that captures the funny side of life around the water?

Wet As It Gets celebrates the gloriously soggy reality of wild swimming.

Perfect as a:

• Funny wild swimming card
• Open-water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Swimming buddy card
• Wild swimmer birthday card
• Birthday card for wild swimmer
• Funny swimmer card
• Cold-water swimming card
• Outdoor adventure card
• Beach lover card
• Friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Wet As It Gets Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Perfect.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Couldn’t get much wetter.”

Challenge accepted.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Wet As It Gets Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Wet humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Wet As It Gets Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a reminder of another very soggy adventure.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send Wet As It Gets.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Open-water adventures
• Beach trips
• Swimming group laughs
• Cold-water dipping milestones
• Cheer-up messages
• Outdoor adventures
• Just because

Sometimes a shared joke about being absolutely soaked is reason enough.

Wild Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the adventurous world of wild, open-water and cold-water swimming.

And one thing is certain.

Wild swimmers spend a lot of time being wet.

Wet after the swim.

Wet while changing.

Wet because the towel was left somewhere unfortunate.

Wet because the weather joined in.

Wet As It Gets celebrates that gloriously damp side of outdoor adventure.

Soaked and Smiling

There is a point during any outdoor swim when keeping dry simply stops being an option.

At that point?

You might as well embrace it.

The Wet As It Gets Greeting Card is made for the people who get soaked, laugh about it and go back again the next day.

Outdoor swimming should always be enjoyed with awareness of local conditions, weather, water safety and personal ability.

WARNING: Sending Wet As It Gets may result in damp towels, soggy car seats and somebody claiming they have finally found a changing robe that is “definitely waterproof this time.”

Heard, Never Herded.