We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Swim Kit Gift

Swim?

Simple.

Kit?

Not so much.

Car boot?

Already full.

Meet the We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by the astonishing amount of stuff a wild swimmer can somehow require for what was originally described as:

“Just a quick dip.”

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild swimming in mind, this quirky coaster makes a brilliant gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers, swim buddies and anyone whose car boot has slowly disappeared beneath robes, towels, bags and swimming kit.

One swimmer.

Thirty-seven essentials.

One very full boot.

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot

Wild swimming sounds wonderfully simple.

Find water.

Put swimsuit on.

Get in.

Except somehow the reality involves:

A robe.

A towel.

Another towel.

Shoes.

A bag.

A flask.

Warm clothes.

Possibly snacks.

And several mysterious items that apparently cannot be left behind.

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot celebrates the ever-growing collection of swimming kit that eventually takes over the car.

Wild Swimming Kit, Kimmer Style

Going swimming?

Great.

Packing light?

Absolutely not.

This coaster is perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water dipping

• Sea swimming

• Open-water adventures

• Swim-group road trips

• Quirky British humour

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Funny Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Outdoor swimming enthusiasts

Great Swim Kit Gift

Some swimmers own a swimsuit.

Wild swimmers appear to own an entire department.

This coaster makes a brilliant gift for anyone whose swimming collection includes:

• Robes

• Towels

• Swim bags

• Changing mats

• Warm layers

• Flasks

• Shoes

• More robes

And still insists:

“I don’t actually have that much stuff.”

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Got a friend whose swimming gear fills half the car?

This is for them.

Perfect for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

Especially the person who says:

“Can we take your car? Mine’s full.”

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Every swim group has one.

The swimmer who arrives prepared for:

Swimming.

Changing.

Rain.

Wind.

Snow.

Lunch.

And possibly a small expedition.

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot makes a fun little gift for the group member everyone immediately recognises.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimming requires preparation.

Because getting in is only half the story.

Then you have to get:

Dry.

Warm.

Changed.

Fed.

Caffeinated.

Suddenly the boot is full again.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a brilliant coastal gift for anyone whose beach trip requires substantially more equipment than expected.

Ideal for fans of:

• Sea swimming

• Beach dips

• Coastal adventures

• Winter swims

• Post-swim coffee

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Open-water swimmer?

Sorted.

This coaster celebrates swimmers who spend their free time heading to:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Seas

• Outdoor lidos

• Natural swimming spots

With a boot packed like they are leaving home for a fortnight.

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum says:

“Just pop it in the boot.”

And opening the boot reveals there is absolutely nowhere left to pop anything.

Great Car Coaster Conversation Starter

Wild-swimming road trips always start with one important question:

“Is there enough room?”

Swimmers?

Yes.

Kit?

Questionable.

This coaster makes a fun gift for anyone whose car has gradually become a mobile changing room.

Great Campervan Gift

Campervan wild swimmer?

Even better.

More storage simply means more swimming kit.

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot makes a fun addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

• Coastal adventures

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed full?

Of course it is.

This coaster belongs among:

• Robes

• Towels

• Swim bags

• Flasks

• Random swimming accessories

• Things nobody remembers buying

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Painfully relatable.

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Assuming there is still room in the boot for Christmas presents.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the swimmer with the most kit in Secret Santa?

Easy.

This one has their name all over it.

Original Artwork by Cookie

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming and the wonderfully relatable chaos surrounding it.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Relatable everyday observations

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimmer coaster.

A tribute to the equipment mountain.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

And unlike the rest of the swim kit...

It hardly takes up any room.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot – More Kit. Less Boot.

Swim planned?

Yes.

Kit packed?

Eventually.

Boot shut?

Not yet.

The We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, wild-swimming humour and the very relatable problem of having far too much swim kit in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For gear collectors.

For swim buddies.

For sea swimmers.

For anyone who started with a swimsuit and somehow ended up needing a bigger car.

Warning: May cause unnecessary swim-kit purchases, dangerous levels of robe ownership and repeated attempts to close an overstuffed car boot.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: We Are Going To Need A Bigger Boot

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny wild-swimming and swim-kit theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small swim buddy gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Swim-kit collectors

• Robe enthusiasts

• Outdoor adventurers

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts