Vintage Flocker Birthday Card | Funny Retro Birthday Card

Not old.

Vintage.

There’s a difference.

The Vintage Flocker Birthday Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky birthday card for someone who has been around long enough to become a classic.

Packed with original Flocker humour and a healthy dose of British wit, Vintage Flocker is perfect for Dads, Grandads, husbands, brothers, mates or anyone who prefers to think of themselves as beautifully aged rather than simply getting older.

Old?

Absolutely not.

Limited edition.

For the Flocker Who Has Become a Classic

Some things improve with age.

Classic cars.

Good stories.

Favourite T-shirts.

And apparently Flockers.

The Vintage Flocker Birthday Card celebrates getting older without taking the whole thing too seriously.

Perfect for:

• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Uncles
• Best mates
• Workmates
• Retro lovers
• Anyone who insists they are still young at heart

A Brilliant Funny Birthday Card for Him

Looking for a birthday card that teases them about their age without simply calling them old?

Vintage Flocker does the job nicely.

Perfect as a:

• Vintage birthday card
• Funny old age birthday card
• Retro birthday card
• Funny birthday card for Dad
• Funny birthday card for Grandad
• Funny birthday card for husband
• Funny birthday card for brother
• Funny birthday card for mate
• Milestone birthday card
• Funny card for him
• British humour card
• Sheep birthday card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Vintage Flocker Birthday Card is blank inside, so you can add your own perfectly aged birthday message.

Something heartfelt?

Lovely.

Something cheeky?

Much more appropriate.

Or simply:

“Happy Birthday. You’re not old — you’re vintage.”

Problem solved.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Vintage Flocker Birthday Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a properly premium feel.

Vintage recipient.

Fresh card.

148 x 148mm Square Birthday Card

Each Vintage Flocker Birthday Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own birthday message.

Perfect for Milestone Birthdays

The Vintage Flocker Card is especially good for those birthdays when the recipient may prefer the word “vintage” to the actual number.

Perfect for:

• 40th birthdays
• 50th birthdays
• 60th birthdays
• 70th birthdays
• 80th birthdays
• Retirement-age birthdays
• Big birthday milestones
• Anyone who has officially become a classic

The older the Flocker, the rarer the model.

Retro Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® has always loved a bit of nostalgia.

The memories.

The old stories.

The music.

The clothes.

And the undeniable belief that things were somehow better back then.

Vintage Flocker celebrates that retro spirit with the cheeky humour at the heart of the Flocker brand.

Aged to Perfection

Getting older doesn’t have to mean becoming boring.

It just means there are more stories to tell and considerably more reasons to say:

“Back in my day…”

The Vintage Flocker Birthday Card is made for someone who has earned their classic status.

WARNING: Sending Vintage Flocker may result in nostalgic stories, claims that music used to be better and lengthy explanations about how much things cost when they were younger.

Heard, Never Herded