Untangling the Thermometers Swim Badge | Funny Wild Swimming Embroidered Patch

Water temperature?

Debatable.

Thermometers?

Tangled.

Swimmers?

Already discussing the readings.

Meet the Untangling the Thermometers Swim Badge from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 10cm embroidered badge celebrating one of those brilliantly familiar wild-swimming moments when everyone wants to know exactly how cold the water is.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie, this collectible badge captures the humour, friendship and slightly obsessive temperature-checking that comes with cold-water and open-water swimming.

Cold water.

Hot debate.

Classic Kimmer.

Untangling the Thermometers

Wild swimmers love a thermometer.

Possibly several.

One swimmer says:

“Eight degrees.”

Another says:

“Mine says six.”

Someone else is still trying to untangle theirs.

And eventually...

Someone just gets in.

Untangling the Thermometers celebrates those wonderfully familiar pre-swim moments when measuring the temperature becomes almost as important as the swim itself.

Funny Wild Swimming Antics

Cold-water swimmers understand.

Before the swim there may be:

Weather checking.

Wind checking.

Water checking.

Thermometer checking.

Then checking somebody else’s thermometer because theirs gives a different reading.

This badge celebrates the wonderfully chaotic rituals that make wild swimming communities so much fun.

Great Wild Swimming Badge

Looking for something different for a wild swimmer?

Found it.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Know someone who loves discussing water temperature?

This may be dangerously accurate.

Untangling the Thermometers makes a brilliant little gift for swimmers who regularly talk about:

• Water temperatures

• Cold dips

• Seasonal swims

• Winter swimming

• Open-water conditions

• Their personal definition of “not actually that cold”

Collect Your Swim Memories

Every swim has a story.

The location.

The weather.

The people.

The temperature.

The laughs.

Kimmer Swim Badges are designed to help capture those memories in a fun, collectible form.

Build a collection that celebrates the swims you remember most.

Great Badge for a Swim Robe

Give your swim robe even more personality.

This 10cm embroidered badge is ideal for adding to suitable:

• Swim robes

• Backpacks

• Kit bags

• Towels

• Display boards

• Badge collections

A brilliant way to show off your wild-swimming sense of humour.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Wild-swimming friendships often involve:

Early starts.

Cold toes.

Shared flasks.

Questionable changing locations.

And serious conversations about water temperature.

Untangling the Thermometers makes a fun little gift for the swim buddy who always arrives equipped with the measuring kit.

Great Swimming Group Gift

Every swimming group has characters.

The brave one.

The cautious one.

The one carrying the flask.

And the one who definitely knows the exact water temperature.

This badge makes a brilliant gift for wild-swimming clubs and informal dip groups.

Great Swimming Milestone Gift

Completed another winter season?

Swam through a particularly chilly month?

Reached a personal cold-water milestone?

Add another Kimmer badge to the collection.

Small badge.

Big memory.

Great Birthday Gift for a Wild Swimmer

Looking for a small birthday present with personality?

Untangling the Thermometers makes a fun gift for a swimmer who already owns:

A robe.

A flask.

Several swimming costumes.

And probably more than one thermometer.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Embroidered.

Properly chilly.

This badge makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water enthusiasts.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Untangling the Thermometers is designed by British cartoonist Cookie, whose Kimmer Wild Swimmer artwork captures the quirky characters, friendships and funny moments found around open water.

Cookie’s designs are known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming characters

• Outdoor adventure

• Relatable swim-group moments

• Plenty of personality

Not just another badge.

A little piece of swimming history.

High-Quality Embroidery

The design is recreated in high-quality embroidery, giving the badge a vibrant, durable finish made to be collected, displayed and enjoyed.

Approx. 10cm Size

At approximately 10cm, the badge is large enough for Cookie’s artwork to stand out while remaining practical for adding to suitable swim gear or your badge display.

Untangling the Thermometers – Cold Water. Hot Debate.

Temperature?

Measured.

Answer?

Still unclear.

Swimming?

Definitely.

The Untangling the Thermometers Swim Badge from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines Cookie’s original artwork, cold-water humour and classic swim-group antics in one collectible 10cm embroidered badge.

For wild swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who knows the water temperature is never simply a number.

It is the beginning of a conversation.

Warning: May cause competitive temperature checking, unnecessary thermometer purchases and repeated claims of “mine definitely says colder.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Untangling the Thermometers

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Embroidered Swim Badge

• Size: Approx. 10cm

• High-quality embroidery

• Durable and vibrant

• Collectible design

• Wild swimming and cold-water theme

• Great for suitable robes, backpacks, kit bags or display

• Designed to celebrate swim memories and adventures

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Swimming groups

• Swim robe collectors

• Birthday gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Swimming milestone gifts