
Water?
Freezing.
Iceberg?
Present.
Swimmer?
Totally chilled.
Meet the Totally Chilled Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by icy water, cold-swimming antics and those wonderfully hardy swimmers who seem completely unbothered by temperatures that make everyone else reach for another jumper.
Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild and cold-water swimming in mind, Totally Chilled makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, ice swimmers, winter swimmers, cold-water dippers, open-water swimmers and anyone who considers freezing water a perfectly reasonable place to relax.
Ice cold.
Completely calm.
Totally chilled.
Some people relax with:
A warm bath.
A cosy blanket.
A hot drink.
Cold-water swimmers?
Different approach.
Find freezing water.
Get in.
Smile.
Totally Chilled celebrates those wonderfully adventurous swimmers who seem strangely at home when the temperature drops.
Add an iceberg to the situation?
Apparently that just makes things more interesting.
Ice nearby?
Yes.
Water freezing?
Definitely.
Swimmer concerned?
Not especially.
Totally Chilled is made for people who love:
Wild swimming
Ice swimming
Winter swimming
Cold-water dipping
Open-water adventures
Cold plunge humour
Original Cookie artwork
Ice swimmer in your life?
Found their coaster.
Perfect for:
Ice swimmers
Winter swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Wild swimmers
Cold dippers
Open-water swimmers
Adventurous swimmers
Cold-water swimmer?
Perfect.
This coaster celebrates the people who hear:
“That water looks absolutely freezing.”
And reply:
“Lovely, isn’t it?”
Winter swimming requires a particular mindset.
Cold air?
Fine.
Freezing water?
Expected.
Everyone else indoors?
More room.
Totally Chilled makes a brilliant little gift for anyone who keeps swimming long after summer has disappeared.
Cold plunge fan?
Sorted.
Totally Chilled makes a funny gift for anyone who voluntarily gets into icy water and then talks about how brilliant it was afterwards.
Perfect for:
Cold plunge fans
Ice bath enthusiasts
Cold dippers
Outdoor swimmers
Winter swimmers
Wild swimmer in your life?
This one fits perfectly.
Totally Chilled makes a brilliant gift for anyone who loves:
Lakes
Rivers
Seas
Outdoor lidos
Natural swimming spots
Cold-water adventures
Prefer open skies to pool ceilings?
Perfect.
This coaster celebrates the swimmers who are happiest outdoors, even when the water temperature is doing its best to discourage everyone else.
Got a friend who persuades you into cold water?
Give them this.
Especially if they are the one saying:
“It’s honestly not that bad.”
While everyone else is still standing fully dressed on the shore.
Every swim group has one person who seems suspiciously comfortable in the cold.
Everyone else:
Shivering.
Them:
Chatting.
Smiling.
Possibly staying in longer than necessary.
Totally Chilled makes a fun gift for that swimmer.
Looking for something funny for a cold-water swimming woman?
Totally Chilled makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Swim milestones
Winter swimming weekends
Just because
Cold-water swimming Mum?
Perfect.
Especially if Mum can get into icy water and somehow still look more relaxed than everyone who stayed dry.
Swim shed?
Changing area?
Post-dip brew station?
Totally Chilled belongs there.
Perfect for:
Swim sheds
Changing spaces
Cold-plunge areas
Garden rooms
Outdoor swimming setups
Winter sea swim?
Beach hut open?
Kettle on?
Excellent.
Totally Chilled makes a fun addition to:
Beach huts
Coastal cabins
Seaside homes
Post-swim spaces
Campervan.
Cold water.
Winter adventure.
Perfect.
This compact coaster makes a brilliant addition to:
Campervans
Motorhomes
Touring vans
Wild-swimming road trips
Small.
Funny.
Very cold-water specific.
Totally Chilled makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers, winter swimmers and ice swimmers.
Pulled the cold-water swimmer in Secret Santa?
Sorted.
Especially if they regularly describe near-freezing water as:
“Refreshing.”
Totally Chilled features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Wild-swimming themes
Cold-water comedy
Outdoor adventure
Designs full of personality
Not just another swimmer coaster.
Proper Kimmer icy humour.
The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of cold-water swimming homeware.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, Totally Chilled is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Swim sheds
Campervans
Beach huts
Desks
Water?
Freezing.
Ice?
Plenty.
Swimmer?
Chilled.
The Totally Chilled Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, iceberg antics and cold-water swimming humour in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.
For wild swimmers.
For ice swimmers.
For winter swimmers.
For cold dippers.
For anyone who looks at seriously chilly water and somehow thinks:
“Perfect.”
Warning: May cause excessive cold-water confidence, competitive temperature discussions and repeated declarations of “it’s lovely once you’re in.”
Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.
Design: Totally Chilled
Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Glossy finish
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Funny iceberg and cold-water swimming theme
Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut
Brilliant small ice-swimmer gift
Wild swimmers
Ice swimmers
Winter swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Cold dippers
Cold plunge fans
Open-water swimmers
Swim buddies
Wild swimming groups
Outdoor adventurers
Mums
Friends
Campervan owners
Beach hut owners
Birthday gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts

