
Bull?
Plenty.
Coasters?
Four.
Nonsense?
Total.
Meet the Total Bull® Coaster Set — a pack of 4 funny bull coasters featuring original Cookie artwork and enough attitude to liven up any kitchen table, coffee break or home bar.
Created for people who prefer their homeware with character, humour and absolutely no unnecessary seriousness, this quirky coaster set makes a brilliant gift for bull lovers, farmers, countryside fans, animal lovers, friends, family and anyone who appreciates Cookie’s unmistakable British humour.
Four coasters.
Plenty of bull.
Zero boring.
Some home accessories are tasteful.
Some are subtle.
And some are just:
Total Bull.
This coaster set brings Cookie’s bold animal humour into everyday life with designs made to raise a smile while helping protect your surfaces.
Perfect for people who love:
Bulls
Farm animals
Countryside humour
Funny homeware
British comedy
Original cartoon artwork
Quirky gifts
Practical?
Yes.
Sensible?
That depends.
Each set includes 4 Total Bull® coasters, giving you plenty for:
Tea
Coffee
Hot chocolate
Cold drinks
Guests
Kitchen tables
Work desks
Home bars
Useful homeware.
With considerably more attitude.
The Total Bull® range features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, known for creating memorable animal characters filled with humour and personality.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustrations
British humour
Bold animal characters
Strong personalities
Countryside inspiration
Cheeky observations
Designs that start conversations
Total Bull® brings all of that character straight to your table.
Bull lover?
Sorted.
The Total Bull® Coaster Set makes a brilliant gift for:
Bull lovers
Cattle fans
Farm animal lovers
Countryside enthusiasts
Rural families
Quirky art fans
Farmer in the family?
Found their present.
These funny bull coasters make a brilliant gift for:
Cattle farmers
Livestock farmers
Smallholders
Farm workers
Agricultural families
A little countryside humour for the tea break.
Love farm animals?
Perfect.
Total Bull® makes a brilliant gift for anyone who enjoys:
Bulls
Cattle
Rural life
Country humour
Animal artwork
Country kitchen?
Farmhouse?
Garden room?
These coasters fit right in.
A fun gift for people who prefer fields and farm animals to city living.
Dad likes countryside humour?
Sorted.
The Total Bull® Coaster Set makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Retirement
Especially if Dad is already known for talking a bit of bull himself.
Mum loves quirky animal artwork?
Perfect.
This coaster set makes a fun gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Housewarmings
Grandad enjoys farming, countryside life or a good bit of British humour?
Found his gift.
Total Bull® makes a brilliant present for Grandads who appreciate something useful with personality.
Need something funny without buying another pointless novelty?
Problem solved.
These coasters are:
Useful.
Funny.
Easy to give.
Perfect for friends and workmates.
New home?
New coffee table?
Time for some bull.
The Total Bull® Coaster Set makes a brilliant housewarming gift for anyone who prefers quirky décor over plain home accessories.
These coasters work brilliantly in:
Kitchens
Dining rooms
Breakfast rooms
Farmhouses
Garden rooms
Protect the table.
Display the bull.
Home bar looking a little too respectable?
Add Total Bull®.
Perfect for:
Home bars
Pub sheds
Games rooms
Man caves
Garden bars
Desk looking too serious?
That is easily fixed.
Total Bull® coasters make a fun addition to:
Home offices
Staff rooms
Work desks
Break areas
Need a birthday present for someone impossible to buy for?
Sorted.
Perfect for:
Dad
Mum
Grandad
Partner
Friend
Farmer
Workmate
Dad loves farming or countryside humour?
These coasters make a brilliant Father’s Day gift.
Useful enough for every day.
Funny enough to actually remember.
Mum loves funny animal artwork?
Perfect.
The Total Bull® Coaster Set makes a quirky Mother’s Day gift with plenty of character.
Retirement?
More tea.
More coffee.
More time to talk Total Bull.
Excellent.
This coaster set makes a brilliant retirement gift for farmers, countryside lovers and friends with a good sense of humour.
Easy to wrap.
Useful.
Funny.
Total Bull® makes a brilliant Christmas gift for friends and family.
Office bullsh... storyteller?
You know the one.
Found their gift.
The Total Bull® Coaster Set makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift with just the right amount of cheek.
Each coaster measures approximately 9 x 9cm, making them a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Tea
Coffee
Hot chocolate
Cold drinks
The Total Bull® Coaster Set helps protect tables and worktops from everyday drink marks while adding original Cookie humour to the room.
Practical homeware.
Not boring homeware.
Morning coffee?
Covered.
Afternoon tea?
Covered.
Something cold later?
Also covered.
Total Bull® is ready.
Drink?
Ready.
Table?
Protected.
Bull?
Total.
The Total Bull® Coaster Set combines original Cookie artwork, farm-animal humour and practical everyday homeware in one brilliant pack of 4 coasters.
For bull lovers.
For farmers.
For Dad.
For Mum.
For friends.
For anyone who knows life contains enough boring homeware already.
WARNING: May result in spontaneous chuckling, increased bull-related banter and accusations that someone at the table is talking Total Bull®.
Total Bull® – Big Character. Bigger Attitude.
Range: Total Bull®
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster Gift Set
Quantity: Pack of 4 coasters
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm each
Suitable for hot and cold drinks
Helps protect tables and surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Funny bull and countryside theme
Brilliant quirky gift idea
Bull lovers
Farmers
Cattle farmers
Smallholders
Farm animal lovers
Countryside fans
Dads
Mums
Grandads
Friends
Partners
Workmates
Kitchens
Farmhouses
Home bars
Offices
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Retirement gifts
Housewarming gifts
Christmas gifts
Secret Santa gifts

