Total Bull Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt | Funny Printed Farming Polo

Smart from the front.

Bull from the back.

Total Bull.

The Total Bull Short-Sleeved Printed Polo Shirt from Baaad Flockers® combines classic polo styling with Cookie’s bold original artwork and a proper dose of British countryside humour.

Featuring a small Flockers logo on the chest and a standout Total Bull back print, this polo keeps things clean and classic from the front while letting the artwork do the talking from behind.

Perfect for farmers, countryside characters, cattle lovers, agricultural show regulars and anyone with a particularly good radar for complete nonsense.

Comfortable.

Practical.

Definitely not boring.

Heard, Never Herded.

Total Bull – Say It Without Saying a Word

We all know someone who talks it.

Sometimes you hear a story and think:

Really?

Sometimes you smile politely.

And sometimes there’s only one possible conclusion.

Total Bull.

This funny printed polo delivers the message with classic Flocker humour and original artwork by Cookie.

Ideal for:

• Farmers
• Cattle farmers
• Agricultural workers
• Countryside lovers
• Country show regulars
• Rural workers
• Dads
• Grandads
• Mates
• Pub regulars
• Anyone with a low tolerance for nonsense

Bold Total Bull Back Print

This version of the Total Bull polo is all about the printed artwork.

A subtle Flockers logo on the chest creates a clean look from the front, while the signature Total Bull design takes centre stage across the back.

It’s the perfect choice for anyone who prefers the impact and character of a full Flocker graphic.

Small logo up front.

Big personality behind.

Printed Total Bull or Embroidered Total Bull?

Love the design but deciding which version suits you?

Choose the Printed Total Bull Polo if you want:

• Bold original artwork
• A stronger graphic look
• A standout back design
• Classic Flocker styling
• Maximum visual personality

Choose the embroidered version if you prefer something more understated.

Same attitude.

Different way of wearing it.

Perfect for Farmers & Countryside Life

The Total Bull Printed Polo Shirt feels right at home in the countryside.

Wear it for:

• Agricultural shows
• Country fairs
• Livestock events
• Farm visits
• Casual workwear
• Rural events
• Weekends
• Pub outings
• BBQs
• Holidays
• Everyday casual wear

It’s smart enough to wear out while still carrying plenty of countryside character.

Ideal for Country & Agricultural Shows

Heading to a country show?

The Total Bull Polo fits right in.

Its classic polo styling makes it practical and comfortable for a full day out, while the bold back artwork makes sure you won’t simply disappear into the crowd.

Pair it with jeans, shorts or work trousers.

Add boots.

Add countryside.

Job done.

A Brilliant Gift for Farmers

Buying for a farmer who already seems to own everything?

You could buy more socks.

Another mug.

Or another tool they probably already have.

Or...

Total Bull.

This funny farming polo makes a brilliant gift for:

• Farmers
• Cattle farmers
• Farm workers
• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Mate
• Countryside enthusiasts
• Hard-to-buy-for men

Great for Father’s Day

If Dad regularly announces that something is:

“A load of bull.”

this may be the most accurate Father’s Day gift you ever buy him.

The Total Bull Polo Shirt is perfect for farming Dads, countryside Dads, cattle lovers and anyone who appreciates a cheeky bit of British humour.

Funny.

Useful.

Wearable.

And far more memorable than another pair of socks.

Funny Retirement Gift for Farmers

Retiring from farming doesn’t necessarily mean retiring from opinions.

The Total Bull Printed Polo Shirt makes a brilliant retirement gift for someone leaving farming, agriculture or rural work behind.

They may finally have more spare time...

which probably means even more time to identify everybody else’s bull.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie’s distinctive style combines humour, character and detail to create clothing designed to start conversations and make people smile.

Total Bull brings that Flocker humour straight into farming and countryside life.

Original artwork.

Original character.

No mass-market nonsense.

Classic Short-Sleeved Polo Styling

The Total Bull Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt combines bold artwork with a comfortable, practical garment.

Features include:

• Short sleeves
• Small Flockers chest logo
• Signature Total Bull back print
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric

Classic polo styling.

Full Flocker personality.

Premium Fabric & Everyday Comfort

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, this polo is designed for all-day comfort and regular wear.

The comfortable modern fit makes it ideal whether you’re:

• Working
• Travelling
• Attending a country show
• Heading to the pub
• Meeting friends
• Enjoying the weekend
• Standing around explaining how somebody else should be doing the job

Designed to maintain its:

• Shape
• Colour
• Print quality
• Comfortable fit

Wash after wash.

Made in the UK

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand built around original artwork, humour and individuality.

The Total Bull Polo Shirt is proudly made in the UK, combining quality garment construction with distinctive British design.

Perfect for people who appreciate:

• Independent British brands
• Quality clothing
• Original artwork
• Countryside humour
• Farming life
• Individual style
• Clothing with personality

Designed in the British Countryside

Our ideas and artwork are developed in the countryside of Herefordshire and Worcestershire, where Cookie’s characters and humour bring the Flockers world to life.

Surrounded by countryside, farms, animals and plenty of characters, it’s perhaps no surprise that designs like Total Bull feel right at home.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

Reducing unnecessary waste is important to Baaad Flockers® as the brand continues to grow.

Our garments are produced using sustainable practices, with each printed item created especially for the customer ordering it rather than unnecessarily overproduced.

More designs.

Less unnecessary waste.

Still plenty of bull.

XS to 5XL Size Range

The Total Bull Printed Polo Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly.

Printed Especially for You

Each garment is printed especially for your order.

Please allow approximately 3–4 days for production.

That little extra time means your Flocker garment is produced for you rather than simply sitting around waiting on a shelf.

Total Bull – And Proud of It

There are times when subtlety is appropriate.

There are other times when a bold graphic across your back says everything perfectly.

Total Bull.

The Total Bull Printed Polo Shirt is made for farmers, countryside characters and anyone who appreciates original British artwork with a cheeky sense of humour.

WARNING: Wearing Total Bull may result in knowing laughs, farmers pointing at your back and an increased temptation to call out nonsense whenever you hear it.

Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: Total Bull
• Garment: Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt
• Finish: Printed
• Theme: Farming, bulls, countryside life and British humour
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire and Worcestershire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic polo styling
• Comfortable modern fit
• Short sleeves
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Small Flockers chest logo
• Bold Total Bull back print
• Designed for durable print and colour retention
• Produced using sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 days
• Available in sizes XS to 5XL

Size Range

Available in sizes XS to 5XL.

Please note: Limited colour availability may apply in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"