Total Bull Polo Shirt | Funny Bull & Farming Polo Shirt

Enough nonsense.

Enough excuses.

This is...

Total Bull.

The Total Bull Printed Polo Shirt from Baaad Flockers® combines classic smart-casual styling with Cookie’s original countryside humour and unmistakable Flocker attitude.

Available in navy, this funny short-sleeved polo features a small Flockers logo on the chest and the bold Total Bull design on the back.

Perfect for farmers, countryside characters, bull lovers, agricultural show regulars and anyone with a finely tuned detector for absolute bull.

Smart from the front.

Total Bull from behind.

Heard, Never Herded.

Total Bull – Countryside Humour, Flocker Style

We’ve all heard it.

At work.

At the pub.

At family gatherings.

Somebody starts talking...

and before long you know exactly what you’re listening to.

Total Bull.

This polo celebrates that moment with the sort of cheeky British humour Baaad Flockers® is known for.

Perfect for:

• Farmers
• Farming families
• Country folk
• Bull and cattle lovers
• Agricultural workers
• Countryside enthusiasts
• Pub regulars
• Dads
• Grandads
• Mates
• Anyone who knows bull when they hear it

A Brilliant Funny Farming Polo Shirt

The Total Bull Polo Shirt is an ideal choice for countryside life.

Wear it for:

• Agricultural shows
• Country fairs
• Farm events
• Weekends
• Pub trips
• BBQs
• Holidays
• Casual workwear
• Outdoor gatherings
• Everyday wear

It combines classic polo styling with enough personality to ensure you don’t disappear into the herd.

A Great Gift for Farmers & Countryside Characters

Buying for somebody who works on a farm, loves cattle or simply has a particularly good sense of humour?

The Total Bull Polo Shirt makes a brilliant gift.

Perfect for:

• Farmers
• Cattle farmers
• Farm workers
• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Mate
• Countryside lovers
• Hard-to-buy-for men

Ideal for:

• Birthdays
• Father’s Day
• Christmas
• Retirement
• Secret Santa
• Agricultural shows
• Milestone birthdays
• Just because

Especially appropriate for the person who regularly announces:

“What a load of bull.”

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design starts with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie combines decades of cartooning experience with observation, character and Great British humour to create designs that immediately get people talking.

Total Bull brings that humour into the countryside with a design made for people who appreciate farming, animals and a good visual joke.

Original artwork.

Proper character.

Absolutely no boring clothing.

Signature Baaad Flockers® Polo Styling

The Total Bull Polo Shirt combines Cookie’s artwork with classic short-sleeved polo construction.

Features include:

• Small Flockers logo on the chest
• Bold Total Bull back print
• Classic short-sleeved polo styling
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability

A smart front.

A proper talking point on the back.

Classic Navy Polo Shirt

Available in navy, the Total Bull Polo gives you a versatile colour that works brilliantly with:

• Jeans
• Chinos
• Shorts
• Work trousers
• Casual trousers
• Outdoor clothing

Navy keeps the overall look classic while allowing the Total Bull artwork to make the statement.

Perfect for the farm.

Perfect for the pub.

And particularly useful when the conversation starts getting questionable.

Premium Fabric & Everyday Comfort

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Total Bull Polo Shirt is designed for regular wear, comfort and durability.

Its modern fit makes it an easy choice whether you’re:

• Working
• Travelling
• Attending a show
• Meeting friends
• Heading to the pub
• Enjoying the weekend
• Supervising somebody else doing all the work

It is designed to maintain its:

• Shape
• Colour
• Print quality
• Comfortable fit

Wash after wash.

Perfect for Agricultural & Country Shows

The Total Bull Polo Shirt is right at home at agricultural shows, livestock events, country fairs and countryside gatherings.

The classic polo style keeps things looking smart while Cookie’s artwork makes sure there is still plenty of personality.

Pair it with jeans, boots and a sense of humour.

Farm show sorted.

A Funny Father’s Day Gift

If Dad has spent years rolling his eyes at everybody else’s nonsense, this could be the one.

The Total Bull Polo Shirt makes a great Father’s Day present for farmers, country Dads, cattle lovers and anyone who appreciates British humour.

Much more memorable than another pair of socks.

And considerably easier to gift-wrap than a bull.

A Brilliant Retirement Gift

Know somebody retiring from farming, agriculture or country life?

Or perhaps retiring simply means they now have more time to point out when everyone else is talking rubbish.

Either way, Total Bull makes a brilliant funny retirement polo.

Practical.

Wearable.

And potentially painfully accurate.

Designed in the British Countryside

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand built around original artwork, character and humour.

Our designs are developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, where Cookie creates the illustrations and characters behind the flock.

Our garments are made in the UK, bringing together original British creativity, quality clothing and individuality.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste remains important to us.

Our printed garments are produced using sustainable practices, with clothing created according to demand rather than unnecessarily overproduced.

More original designs.

Less unnecessary waste.

Considerably less bull.

Well...

maybe.

XS to 5XL Size Range

The Total Bull Polo Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly.

Printed Especially for You

Each garment is printed especially for your order.

Please allow approximately 3–4 days for production before dispatch.

Because proper Flocker clothing deserves a little attention before it leaves the flock.

Call It What It Is – Total Bull

Life is full of nonsense.

Sometimes you smile politely.

Sometimes you nod.

And sometimes you need a shirt that says exactly what everybody else in the room is thinking.

Total Bull.

The Total Bull Polo Shirt is made for farmers, countryside characters and anyone who appreciates original British humour and clothing that refuses to take itself too seriously.

WARNING: Wearing Total Bull may result in knowing looks, farmers laughing across the bar and considerably increased confidence when calling out complete nonsense.

Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: Total Bull
• Garment: Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt
• Finish: Printed design
• Colour: Navy
• Theme: Bulls, farming, countryside life and British humour
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic polo styling
• Comfortable modern fit
• Short sleeves
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Small Flockers chest logo
• Signature Total Bull back print
• Designed for durable print and colour retention
• Produced using sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 days

Size Range

Available in sizes XS to 5XL.

Please note: Limited colour availability may apply in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"