Total Bull Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt | Embroidered Bull & Farming Polo

Smart polo.

Straight talking.

Absolutely...

Total Bull.

The Total Bull Short-Sleeved Embroidered Polo Shirt from Baaad Flockers® takes one of our cheekiest countryside designs and gives it a smarter, more understated embroidered finish.

Perfect for farmers, countryside characters, agricultural show regulars and anyone with a particularly low tolerance for nonsense, this classic polo combines British humour, quality embroidery and everyday comfort.

With subtle Flocker branding to the front and Total Bull embroidery to the back, it keeps things smart from the front while still delivering plenty of attitude behind.

Heard, Never Herded.

Total Bull – Now with a Smarter Finish

Everyone knows someone who talks it.

Some people are even experts at it.

Total Bull.

This embroidered polo is made for those who appreciate the joke but want something smarter and more versatile than a large printed graphic.

It’s ideal for:

• Farmers
• Cattle farmers
• Agricultural workers
• Countryside lovers
• Country show visitors
• Rural businesses
• Dads
• Grandads
• Mates
• Existing Flockers
• Anyone highly skilled at detecting complete bull

Embroidered Front & Back Detail

The embroidery gives this version of Total Bull a clean, premium appearance.

A subtle Flocker detail to the front keeps the polo looking smart, while the embroidered Total Bull detail on the back adds the humour and personality Baaad Flockers® is known for.

No giant graphic required.

Just a smart polo...

with a very clear opinion.

Perfect for Farming & Countryside Life

The Total Bull Embroidered Polo Shirt feels completely at home in the countryside.

Wear it for:

• Agricultural shows
• Livestock events
• Country fairs
• Farm visits
• Casual workwear
• Rural businesses
• Weekends
• Pub outings
• BBQs
• Outdoor events

Smart enough for the showground.

Comfortable enough for the pub afterwards.

A Great Workwear Polo with Personality

Workwear doesn’t have to be boring.

The clean embroidered finish makes Total Bull a great option for casual work environments, rural businesses, shows, events and customer-facing roles where you want something smarter than a T-shirt.

It works particularly well for:

• Farm businesses
• Agricultural teams
• Country retailers
• Event staff
• Independent businesses
• Show teams
• Casual workplaces

Professional-ish.

With considerably more personality.

A Brilliant Gift for Farmers

Buying for a farmer can be tricky.

They probably don’t need another mug.

They may already have enough socks.

And buying livestock is generally excessive.

The Total Bull Embroidered Polo Shirt makes a much easier gift.

Perfect for:

• Farmers
• Cattle farmers
• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Mate
• Farm workers
• Countryside enthusiasts

Ideal for:

• Birthdays
• Father’s Day
• Christmas
• Retirement
• Agricultural show gifts
• Secret Santa
• Milestone birthdays
• Just because

A Funny Father’s Day Gift

If Dad has spent years muttering:

“What a load of bull.”

you may have found his next polo.

The Total Bull Embroidered Polo Shirt combines a practical, wearable gift with humour that’s likely to be suspiciously accurate.

Ideal for farming Dads, countryside Dads, cattle enthusiasts and anyone who enjoys calling things exactly as they see them.

Great Retirement Gift for Farmers

Retirement might mean less work.

It certainly doesn’t mean fewer opinions.

The Total Bull Polo makes a brilliant funny retirement gift for somebody leaving farming, agriculture or another rural profession behind.

They may have retired.

Their ability to identify nonsense probably hasn’t.

Classic Polo Styling

The Total Bull Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt combines traditional polo styling with a comfortable modern fit.

Features include:

• Short sleeves
• Embroidered Flocker front detail
• Embroidered Total Bull back detail
• Modern comfortable fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric

Smart.

Comfortable.

Built for proper everyday wear.

Premium Fabric & Everyday Comfort

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, this polo is designed to provide durability and all-day comfort.

Its modern fit makes it easy to wear whether you’re working, travelling, attending a show or simply spending the weekend somewhere considerably less productive.

Designed to keep its smart appearance through regular wear and washing.

Original Baaad Flockers® Character

Every Baaad Flockers® idea starts with humour, observation and the original creativity behind the brand.

Cookie’s hand-drawn characters and concepts have always been about creating designs people recognise themselves — or somebody they know — in.

Total Bull does exactly that.

Part farming humour.

Part everyday observation.

Entirely Flocker.

Made in the UK

The Total Bull Embroidered Polo Shirt is proudly made in the UK, combining quality garment construction with original British humour and design.

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand created for people who value:

• Quality
• Originality
• British design
• Humour
• Individuality
• Clothing with character

Designed in the British Countryside

Our ideas are developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, surrounded by the kind of countryside characters, animals and conversations that continue to inspire the Flockers world.

It seems only appropriate that Total Bull feels right at home there.

Produced with Care

Our garments are produced using sustainable practices, with care taken to avoid unnecessary overproduction.

The embroidered finish gives this Total Bull Polo a durable, premium character that is ideal for regular everyday wear.

More personality.

Less waste.

Hopefully less bull.

XS to 5XL Size Range

The Total Bull Short-Sleeved Embroidered Polo Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly.

Made Especially for You

Each garment is prepared especially for your order.

Please allow approximately 3–4 days for production.

It may be called Total Bull...

but we take making it rather seriously.

Smart. Embroidered. Total Bull.

Sometimes you hear something and think:

“That doesn’t sound quite right.”

Sometimes you think:

“That’s nonsense.”

And sometimes there’s only one possible response.

Total Bull.

The Total Bull Embroidered Polo Shirt gives you the humour of the original design in a smarter format that works for work, weekends, shows, pub trips and everyday countryside life.

WARNING: Wearing Total Bull may significantly improve your ability to identify nonsense and could result in complete strangers agreeing with the message on your back.

Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: Total Bull
• Garment: Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt
• Finish: Embroidered
• Theme: Bull, farming and countryside humour
• Original concept and artwork by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Comfortable modern fit
• Classic short-sleeved polo styling
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Small embroidered Flocker detail to the front
• Embroidered Total Bull detail to the back
• Designed for regular everyday wear
• Produced using sustainable methods
• Prepared especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 days
• Available in sizes XS to 5XL

Size Range

Available in sizes XS to 5XL.

Please note: Limited availability may apply in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"