Total Bull Capabull Greeting Card | Funny Bull & Farming Humour Card

Strong.

Determined.

Completely Capabull.

The Total Bull Capabull Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky card made for someone who knows how to get things done — or at least looks convincing while trying.

Packed with original Baaad Flockers® character, countryside humour and a brilliantly bad bull pun, Capabull is perfect for birthdays, congratulations, encouragement, farming friends or anyone who deserves reminding that they are more than capable.

Bull by name.

Capabull by nature.

Made for Someone Who Can Handle It

Some people panic.

Some people procrastinate.

And some simply get on with it.

The Total Bull Capabull Card is made for those characters who tackle life head-on.

Perfect for:

• Farmers
• Country lovers
• Bull and cattle fans
• Dads
• Grandads
• Partners
• Best mates
• Workmates
• Big personalities
• Anyone who deserves a confidence boost

A Brilliant Funny Bull Greeting Card

Looking for a card with a little more personality than the usual greeting?

Total Bull Capabull combines farming humour, animal character and classic Flocker-style wordplay.

Perfect as a:

• Funny bull birthday card
• Farming birthday card
• Farmer greeting card
• Funny cattle card
• Cow lover card
• Countryside card
• Funny animal card
• Congratulations card
• Encouragement card
• Funny card for Dad
• Funny card for mate
• British humour card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Total Bull Capabull Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to make it suit the occasion.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something motivational?

Perfect.

Or simply:

“You’ve got this. You’re totally Capabull.”

Terrible pun.

Excellent advice.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Total Bull Capabull Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Total Bull humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Total Bull Capabull Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

Because Capabull has such a positive message behind the joke, it works for all sorts of occasions.

Use it for:

• Birthdays
• Congratulations
• New jobs
• Promotions
• Exams
• New ventures
• Retirement
• Encouragement
• Farming celebrations
• Just because

Sometimes somebody just needs reminding that they can do it.

Farming Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® celebrates original characters, hobbies, rural life and a good bit of wordplay.

Total Bull Capabull brings all of that together with a strong bull character and a gloriously groan-worthy pun.

Funny.

Confident.

A little stubborn.

And completely Capabull.

Take Life by the Horns

The Total Bull Capabull Greeting Card is made for someone who faces life head-on.

Whether they’re starting something new, celebrating a success or simply having another birthday, this card delivers a little encouragement with plenty of humour.

WARNING: Sending Total Bull Capabull may result in increased confidence, excessive bull puns and the recipient deciding there is absolutely nothing they cannot handle.

Heard, Never Herded.