
Cricket?
Serious business.
Sheep?
Not particularly.
Tosser?
We’ll let you decide.
Meet the Tosser Cricket Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® — a cheeky 8” x 8” metal wall sign created for cricket enthusiasts who enjoy their sport with a proper dose of British humour.
Featuring original Cookie artwork and one of Britain’s most wayward Flockers, Tosser combines cricket humour, funny sheep and cheeky wordplay in a sign made for clubhouses, man caves, games rooms, sheds and anywhere cricket is discussed far too seriously.
Howzat?
Probably inappropriate.
Cricket has given Britain:
Tests.
Wickets.
Overs.
Runs.
Tea breaks.
And an impressive collection of terminology capable of sounding completely ridiculous out of context.
Naturally, Cookie had to get involved.
Tosser takes cricket culture and gives it the full Baaad Flockers® treatment.
Cheeky.
British.
And definitely not taking the game too seriously.
Know someone who:
Never misses the cricket?
Checks the score constantly?
Can explain LBW whether you asked or not?
Thinks summer means cricket season?
Found their sign.
Tosser makes a brilliant gift for:
Cricket fans
Cricketers
Club players
Cricket coaches
Cricket supporters
Cricket-mad families
Cricket can be very serious.
This sign cannot.
Tosser brings together:
British sporting humour
Cheeky wordplay
Original sheep artwork
Cricket culture
Classic Cookie character
Perfect for anyone who believes cricket should involve plenty of laughs between overs.
Cricket-mad Dad?
Sorted.
Tosser makes a brilliant gift for the Dad who spends summer:
Watching cricket.
Listening to cricket.
Talking about cricket.
And explaining why the field should have been set completely differently.
Perfect for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Grandad remembers:
Better batsmen.
Better bowlers.
Longer Test matches.
And probably exactly where he was during every famous cricket moment.
Tosser makes a funny gift for a cricket-loving Grandad with a sense of humour.
Play cricket?
Even better.
Tosser makes a fun gift for:
Batsmen
Bowlers
All-rounders
Wicketkeepers
Captains
Club teammates
This one belongs around cricket.
Tosser makes a brilliant addition to:
Cricket clubhouses
Pavilions
Club bars
Changing areas
Team rooms
Social spaces
A little sheep humour between innings never hurt anyone.
Coach survived another season?
They deserve something.
Tosser makes a funny end-of-season or thank-you gift for the person attempting to keep the team organised.
Every cricket team has characters.
Some louder than others.
Tosser makes a brilliant gift for:
Teammates
Club legends
Team captains
Cricket mates
Particularly if the name seems suspiciously appropriate.
Cricket-loving household?
Perfect.
Tosser makes a fun his-and-hers cave sign for:
Games rooms
Garden rooms
Shared bars
Sports rooms
Hobby spaces
Cricket man cave?
This belongs there.
Tosser adds proper Flockers humour to:
Man caves
Home bars
Garages
Games rooms
Workshops
Garden rooms
Cricket fan with a she shed?
Absolutely.
This sign works brilliantly in:
She sheds
Garden retreats
Hobby rooms
Sports spaces
Home offices
Cricket and a home bar?
Strong combination.
Tosser makes a brilliant conversation starter in:
Home bars
Pub sheds
Garden bars
Club rooms
Games rooms
Radio on.
Cricket playing.
Cup of tea nearby.
Nothing urgent happening.
Excellent.
Tosser makes a brilliant sign for the cricket-loving shed owner.
Tosser features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Memorable sheep characters
Sporting comedy
Cheeky wordplay
Designs that start conversations
Not generic cricket merchandise.
Proper Baaad Flockers® character.
Funny.
Original.
Very British.
Tosser makes a brilliant birthday present for cricket fans, players and club members.
Dad loves cricket and cheeky humour?
Perfect.
Tosser makes a brilliantly different Father’s Day gift.
Buying for a cricket fan who already owns:
Cricket books.
Cricket mugs.
Cricket shirts.
Cricket memorabilia.
And enough cricket knowledge for several lifetimes?
Try wall art.
Tosser makes a brilliant Christmas gift for cricket lovers.
Cricket-loving colleague?
Club teammate?
Someone the word “Tosser” suits far too well?
Even better.
This makes a memorable Secret Santa gift.
Tosser is produced as a high-quality metal sign, giving Cookie’s original artwork a bold decorative finish.
Durable, cheeky and packed with character, it makes a brilliant addition to any cricket-loving space.
Designed for lasting display, the sign is:
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Durable
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.
Tosser features pre-drilled holes for quick and straightforward mounting.
No umpire required.
No toss needed.
Just hang it.
At 8” x 8”, Tosser is compact enough for smaller spaces while still making a proper statement.
Perfect for:
Cricket clubhouses
Pavilions
Man caves
His-and-hers caves
She sheds
Home bars
Games rooms
Garden rooms
Garages
Workshops
Cricket?
Absolutely.
Sheep?
Obviously.
Good behaviour?
Unlikely.
The Tosser Cricket Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky British wordplay and cricket humour in one durable 8” x 8” wall sign.
For cricket fans.
For club players.
For Dads.
For teammates.
For anyone who knows that cricket is considerably better when you do not take it too seriously.
Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling, questionable sledging and repeated cries of “Howzat!” from people nowhere near a cricket pitch.
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Tosser Cricket
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Artist: Cookie
Theme: Cricket, Funny Sheep & British Sporting Humour
Product: Metal Wall Sign
Size: 8” x 8”
High-quality metal
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces
Original Cookie artwork
Brilliant funny cricket-fan gift
Cricket fans
Cricketers
Cricket players
Cricket coaches
Cricket club members
Cricket supporters
Dads
Grandads
Partners
Mates
Teammates
Cricket clubhouses
Pavilions
Man caves
His-and-hers caves
She sheds
Home bars
Games rooms
Birthday gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Secret Santa gifts

