Today’s Special... Take It or Flockin’ Leave It! Metal Sign | Funny Kitchen & Chef Gift

Menu?

Sorted.

Choices?

Limited.

Complaints?

Not required.

Meet the Today’s Special... Take It or Flockin’ Leave It! Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® — a bold 8” x 8” metal wall sign packed with Cookie’s original artwork, cheeky British humour and the kind of kitchen attitude many cooks secretly understand.

Perfect for chefs, home cooks, BBQ bosses, kitchen queens, Dads, Mums and anyone who has ever put food on the table only to hear, “What else is there?”

Today’s special?

This.

Take it.

Or flockin’ leave it.

Today’s Special – One Menu, No Negotiations

Cooking for people can be rewarding.

It can also involve:

“What’s for dinner?”

“I don’t fancy that.”

“Is there anything else?”

No.

There isn’t.

Today’s Special... Take It or Flockin’ Leave It! is for the cook who has heard enough.

Dinner is served.

Decision made.

End of meeting.

Original Artwork by Cookie

This funny kitchen sign features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, the artist behind Baaad Flockers® and decades of bold, character-led British humour.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustrations

• British humour

• Cheeky sayings

• Strong personalities

• Everyday observations

• Designs that get people talking

And few situations provide more material than feeding other people.

Brilliant Funny Kitchen Sign

Kitchen rules?

Simple.

Cook it.

Serve it.

Hope somebody appreciates it.

This sign makes a brilliant addition to:

• Kitchens

• Dining rooms

• Breakfast rooms

• Utility rooms

• Home bars

• Garden kitchens

A small warning before anyone asks for substitutions.

Great Chef Gift

Chef in the family?

Perfect.

Today’s Special makes a fun gift for:

• Professional chefs

• Home cooks

• Catering staff

• Restaurant workers

• Food lovers

• Anyone permanently found near the cooker

Especially chefs who believe the correct answer to menu complaints is:

“Fine. Cook your own.”

Great Gift for Home Cooks

Every household has someone who ends up doing most of the cooking.

This sign belongs to them.

Perfect for the person who:

Plans the meals.

Buys the ingredients.

Cooks the food.

Serves everybody.

Then somehow gets asked whether there is another option.

Great BBQ Gift

BBQ boss?

Found their sign.

Today’s Special makes a brilliant addition to:

• BBQ areas

• Outdoor kitchens

• Garden bars

• Covered patios

• Grill stations

Perfect for the person standing over the BBQ while everyone else offers advice.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad controls the grill?

Excellent.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

Especially for Dads whose cooking style is:

“This is what I’m making.”

Great Gift for Mum

Mum has cooked dinner for everyone again?

She has earned the sign.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Kitchen gifts

A little recognition for years of hearing:

“What are we having?”

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad chef?

BBQ expert?

Sunday lunch commander?

Sorted.

This cheeky metal sign makes a brilliant gift for Grandads with a strong sense of humour.

Great Gift for Friends

Know someone who loves cooking but has absolutely no patience for fussy eaters?

Found their present.

Perfect for:

• Friends

• Partners

• Workmates

• Foodies

• Kitchen comedians

Great Home Bar Sign

Today’s special?

Whatever is available.

This funny sign also works brilliantly in:

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

• Garden bars

• Entertainment rooms

A bit of straight-talking Flocker humour for the wall.

Great Café or Food-Themed Wall Sign

Love quirky food and kitchen décor?

Today’s Special brings a bit of Cookie attitude to:

• Home kitchens

• Staff areas

• Food-themed rooms

• Private cooking spaces

A conversation starter with absolutely no customer-service training.

Great Man Cave Sign

Cooking area in the man cave?

BBQ corner?

Home bar?

Perfect.

Hang it where everyone can see the rules before asking unnecessary questions.

Bold 8” x 8” Metal Sign

At approximately 8” x 8”, this sign is a brilliant size for adding humour without dominating the wall.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Home bars

• BBQ areas

• Dining spaces

• Garages

• Garden rooms

Small sign.

Very clear message.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, Today’s Special is designed for durability while showcasing Cookie’s original artwork.

A proper piece of Flockers wall art with plenty of attitude.

Rust-Resistant

The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and sheltered outdoor areas.

Ideal for:

• Kitchens

• Garden rooms

• Covered BBQ areas

• Garages

• Home bars

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

The sign is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping the design stay bold over time.

Unlike the cook’s patience.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated instructions.

No ten-step installation.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes to make mounting quick and straightforward.

Choose wall.

Hang sign.

Serve dinner.

Brilliant Birthday Gift

Need something funny for someone who loves food or cooking?

Sorted.

Today’s Special makes a brilliant birthday gift for:

• Mum

• Dad

• Grandad

• Partner

• Friend

• BBQ enthusiast

• Home cook

Great Mother’s Day Gift

Mum cooks for everyone?

Then Mum gets the rules.

This sign makes a cheeky Mother’s Day gift for Mums with a strong sense of humour.

Great Father’s Day Gift

Dad at the BBQ?

Perfect.

Today’s Special makes a fun Father’s Day gift for the family chef, grill master or Sunday-lunch commander.

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement plan?

More cooking.

More BBQs.

Less tolerance for complaints.

Excellent.

This sign makes a brilliant retirement gift for anyone entering the stage of life where they can finally say exactly what they think.

Great Christmas Gift

Looking for a funny Christmas present that does not require sizing?

Found it.

Perfect for cooks, chefs, BBQ fans and anyone who runs their kitchen with authority.

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Office cook?

Catering colleague?

Friend who is always feeding everyone?

Today’s Special makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for somebody who appreciates cheeky British humour.

Today’s Special... Take It or Flockin’ Leave It!

Food?

Cooked.

Plate?

Served.

Opinion?

Optional.

The Today’s Special... Take It or Flockin’ Leave It! Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, kitchen humour and unapologetic Flocker attitude in one bold 8” x 8” metal sign.

For cooks.

For chefs.

For BBQ bosses.

For Mum.

For Dad.

For anyone who has reached the point where dinner comes with exactly one option.

WARNING: May result in fewer menu requests, nervous glances from fussy eaters and sudden offers to do the washing up instead.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Today’s Special... Take It or Flockin’ Leave It!

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Theme: Kitchen Humour, Chefs, Cooking & Food

• Product: Metal Wall Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Brilliant funny kitchen gift and wall decoration

Perfect For

• Chefs

• Home cooks

• BBQ bosses

• Foodies

• Kitchen queens

• Dads

• Mums

• Grandads

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Kitchens

• Home bars

• BBQ areas

• Garden rooms

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts