Three Sheets To The Wind Coaster | Funny Sailing Shark Gift by Cookie

Sails up?

Wind blowing?

Shark aboard?

This could get interesting.

Meet the Three Sheets To The Wind Cookie Classics Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s original sailing shark artwork, nautical humour and unmistakable British wit.

Perfect for sailors, boat owners, shark lovers, coastal homes, yachties and anyone who prefers life somewhere near the water, this quirky Cookie Classic brings plenty of character to every brew.

Shark.

Sailing.

Slightly questionable navigation.

Classic Cookie.

Three Sheets To The Wind – Nautical Humour, Cookie Style

Sailing usually requires:

Skill.

Experience.

Good judgement.

And ideally knowing exactly where all the sheets are.

Then Cookie adds a shark.

Naturally.

Three Sheets To The Wind combines sailing humour, shark character and Cookie’s wonderfully unpredictable imagination in one memorable design.

Perfect for people who love:

• Sailing

• Boats

• Sharks

• Coastal life

• Nautical humour

• Original cartoon artwork

All aboard.

Probably.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Three Sheets To The Wind features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual jokes have been raising smiles for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original illustrations

• British humour

• Expressive characters

• Clever wordplay

• Outdoor and coastal themes

• Designs that start conversations

A sailing shark?

That’s unmistakably Cookie territory.

Brilliant Gift for Sailors

Know someone who is happiest when they’re on the water?

Sorted.

This coaster makes a brilliant gift for:

• Sailors

• Yacht owners

• Sailing enthusiasts

• Boat owners

• Sailing-club members

• Coastal adventurers

A quirky alternative to more traditional sailing gifts.

Funny Boat Owner Gift

Boat owners already have enough serious equipment.

Give them something funny.

Three Sheets To The Wind makes a brilliant little present for:

• Yacht owners

• Sailing couples

• Marina regulars

• Boating enthusiasts

• Weekend sailors

Useful enough for the galley.

Funny enough for the crew.

Brilliant Shark Lover Gift

Love sharks?

Even better.

This design brings Cookie’s shark humour into the sailing world, making it perfect for:

• Shark lovers

• Marine-life fans

• Ocean enthusiasts

• Aquarium fans

• Coastal characters

Not your standard shark gift.

Thankfully.

Funny Sailing Coaster

Coasters don’t need to be plain.

Three Sheets To The Wind adds nautical personality to:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Boats

• Home offices

• Garden rooms

• Home bars

Protect the surface.

Park the mug.

Try to keep the shark on course.

Perfect for the Boat

Why leave it at home?

This coaster is ideal for use aboard the boat too.

Perfect for:

• Galley tables

• Cabin brews

• Marina stops

• Morning coffee

• Evening drinks

• Rainy days aboard

Compact, practical and considerably more entertaining than plain boat accessories.

Great Yacht & Marina Gift

Three Sheets To The Wind makes a fun gift for people who spend their weekends:

• At the marina

• On the yacht

• Sailing

• Maintaining the boat

• Talking about boats

• Planning the next trip

Basically anyone whose conversation eventually returns to sailing.

Great Coastal Home Gift

Nautical humour naturally works beautifully in coastal spaces.

Perfect for:

• Coastal cottages

• Beach houses

• Seaside homes

• Holiday lets

• Garden rooms

• Campervans

A fun alternative to endless anchors and rope decorations.

Great Home Bar Coaster

Sailing humour also works brilliantly in relaxed entertaining spaces.

Perfect for:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

Especially for people whose decorating theme could reasonably be described as:

“Boat stuff.”

Approx. 9 x 9cm

At approximately 9 x 9cm, the coaster is a practical everyday size for:

• Mugs

• Cups

• Glasses

Compact enough for boat storage while still giving Cookie’s sailing shark plenty of room to stand out.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, helping the artwork look bright and distinctive.

A polished little coaster.

For one very unconventional sailor.

Durable Everyday Design

Made from durable materials, Cookie Classics Coasters are designed for regular everyday use.

Perfect for:

• Homes

• Boats

• Offices

• Coastal cottages

• Garden rooms

• Home bars

Built for the brew.

Made for people who would rather be sailing.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad loves boats?

Sailing?

Sharks?

Excellent.

Three Sheets To The Wind makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

Especially if Dad spends most weekends disappearing towards the marina.

Great Gift for Grandad

Sailing Grandad?

Even easier.

This coaster makes a fun gift for Grandads who love:

• Boats

• Coastal life

• Marine wildlife

• Nautical humour

• A good visual joke

Brilliant Birthday Gift

Need something small for a sailor or shark lover?

Sorted.

Three Sheets To The Wind is:

• Useful

• Funny

• Easy to wrap

• Full of character

A great standalone present or little birthday extra.

Brilliant Father’s Day Gift

Instead of another ordinary Dad gift, give him something that actually fits his interests.

Perfect for:

• Sailing Dads

• Boat-owning Dads

• Coastal Dads

• Shark-loving Dads

No knots required.

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement plan?

More sailing.

More coastal trips.

More time on the boat.

Excellent.

Three Sheets To The Wind makes a brilliant little retirement gift for someone finally getting more time on the water.

Brilliant Christmas Stocking Filler

Small.

Useful.

Nautical.

Shark included.

Three Sheets To The Wind makes a brilliant:

• Christmas stocking filler

• Secret Santa gift

• Small festive present

• Add-on gift

A lot of character in approximately 9 x 9cm.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Got the office sailor?

The yacht-club member?

The person always checking wind forecasts?

Found their present.

Three Sheets To The Wind makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift without needing to know anything complicated about boats.

Perfect for the Impossible-to-Buy-For

They’ve got:

The boat.

The waterproofs.

The ropes.

The sailing gear.

Fine.

Do they have a coaster featuring a sailing shark?

Exactly.

Problem solved.

Gift Sets Available Too

Want to make the present a little bigger?

Cookie Classics coaster gift sets are available too, allowing you to combine several of Cookie’s most memorable designs.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Father’s Day

• Retirement gifts

• Coastal homes

• Boat owners

One Cookie Classic for the skipper.

A set for the whole crew.

Collect the Cookie Classics

The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates some of Cookie’s funniest and most memorable creations.

Expect:

• Sharks

• Fish

• Boats

• Campervans

• Quirky characters

• British humour

• Clever visual jokes

There’s usually one that immediately reminds you of somebody.

Three Sheets To The Wind?

That’s the sailor sorted.

Three Sheets To The Wind – Sailing with a Little More Bite

Wind?

Up.

Shark?

Aboard.

Brew?

Safely parked.

The Three Sheets To The Wind Cookie Classics Coaster combines original Cookie artwork, sailing humour and shark character in one brilliantly quirky little gift.

For sailors.

For boat owners.

For shark lovers.

For coastal Flockers who would always rather be on the water.

WARNING: Owning Three Sheets To The Wind may result in spontaneous marina visits, excessive sailing stories and repeated attempts to convince everyone that buying a boat is “actually quite sensible.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Three Sheets To The Wind

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Theme: Sailing Shark & Nautical Humour

• Product: Coaster

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Funny sailing-and-shark design

• Durable construction

• Glossy finish

• Approx. size: 9 x 9cm

• Suitable for mugs, cups and glasses

• Great for home, boat, office or coastal spaces

• Coaster gift sets also available

• Brilliant sailing and shark-lover gift

Perfect For

• Sailors

• Boat owners

• Yacht owners

• Sailing enthusiasts

• Marina regulars

• Shark lovers

• Marine-life fans

• Coastal homes

• Dads

• Grandads

• Friends

• Workmates

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts

• Cookie Classics collectors