Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think Coaster | Funny Sheep & Home Bar Gift

Advice?

Think before you drink.

Flocker advice?

Drink before you think.

Helpful?

Debatable.

Meet the Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster packed with Cookie’s rebellious sheep humour and one brilliantly contradictory piece of Flocker wisdom.

Cheeky, practical and made to start conversations, this coaster makes a brilliant little gift for home bar owners, Dads, Grandads, mates, workmates and anyone who appreciates British humour that does not take itself too seriously.

Good advice?

Maybe.

Flocker advice?

Definitely.

Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think

There are two ways to approach life.

The sensible way:

Think Before You Drink.

And the Flocker way:

Drink Before You Think.

We will leave the final decision entirely up to you.

This quirky design is all about playful wordplay, conflicting advice and Cookie’s unmistakably cheeky sense of humour.

Classic Flocker Contradiction

Responsible voice says:

“Think about it.”

Flocker voice says:

“Maybe don’t overthink it.”

And somewhere in the middle sits your coaster.

Perfect for people who love:

• British humour

• Funny sheep

• Bar-room banter

• Cheeky wordplay

• Home bar accessories

• Original Cookie artwork

• Baaad Flockers® attitude

Great Home Bar Coaster

Home bar?

This belongs there.

Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think adds plenty of personality to:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• Entertainment spaces

A small coaster with a surprisingly large opinion.

Great Pub Shed Gift

Pub shed looking too serious?

Easy fix.

This coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Garden pubs

• Bar sheds

• Home pubs

• Man caves

• Games rooms

Great Gift for Dad

Dad likes a bit of cheeky humour?

Sorted.

This coaster makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

• Stocking fillers

Especially if Dad appreciates a joke that contradicts itself before you have even finished reading it.

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad enjoys dry British humour?

Perfect.

Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think makes a quirky little gift for someone who has heard enough life advice to know not all of it should be taken seriously.

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone who loves:

Pub banter?

Cheeky jokes?

Funny sheep?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Partners

• Workmates

• Pub friends

Great Workmate Gift

Long week?

Office banter?

This coaster makes a fun desk or staff-room accessory for the colleague who appreciates a bit of Flocker humour.

Great Man Cave Coaster

Man cave need more attitude?

Sorted.

This coaster works brilliantly in:

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Games rooms

• Garages

• Workshops

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement means:

Less rushing.

Fewer meetings.

More time to relax.

Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think makes a fun retirement extra for someone who is finally free to ignore a few rules.

Within reason.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Cheeky.

This coaster makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for Dads, Grandads, mates and British humour fans.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office joker?

Home bar enthusiast?

Mate impossible to buy for?

Sorted.

Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think makes a memorable Secret Santa gift.

Great Birthday Extra

Already bought the main present?

Add a little Flocker contradiction.

This coaster works brilliantly:

• Inside a gift bag

• Alongside a mug

• With a home bar gift

• As part of a funny gift bundle

• With other Baaad Flockers® coasters

Original Artwork by Cookie

Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable sheep characters

• Cheeky wordplay

• Everyday observations

• Designs that start conversations

Not just another coaster.

Proper Flocker logic.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a quirky piece of characterful homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Coffee tables

• Home bars

• Desks

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• Man caves

Think Before You Drink – Flocker Logic Applies

Think?

Possibly.

Drink?

Possibly.

Flocker?

Definitely.

The Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky wordplay and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For Dads.

For Grandads.

For mates.

For home bars.

For anyone who appreciates a little contradictory Flocker wisdom.

Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling, philosophical debate and unnecessary arguments over which half of the phrase makes more sense.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Think Before You Drink – Drink Before You Think

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny sheep and British humour

• Suitable for home, office, home bar or pub shed

• Brilliant small funny gift

Perfect For

• Home bar owners

• Pub shed owners

• Dads

• Grandads

• Partners

• Brothers

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• British humour fans

• Sheep lovers

• Man caves

• Games rooms

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts