Not so much.

The Usual Sharkspects takes Cookie’s love of visual humour, wordplay and marine characters and turns it into one brilliantly memorable shark design.

Perfect for people who enjoy:

• Shark humour

• Clever wordplay

• Marine-life artwork

• British comedy

• Quirky parody-style designs

• Original cartoon characters

Suspicious fins.

Questionable expressions.

Classic Cookie.

Original Artwork by Cookie

The Usual Sharkspects features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual jokes have been making people smile for decades.

Cookie’s work is known for:

• Original illustrations

• British humour

• Expressive characters

• Clever visual jokes

• Quirky concepts

• Designs that start conversations

The Usual Sharkspects is exactly the sort of memorable idea that belongs in the Cookie Classics Collection.

Brilliant Gift for Shark Lovers

Know someone obsessed with sharks?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a brilliant gift for:

• Shark lovers

• Marine-life fans

• Aquarium enthusiasts

• Ocean lovers

• Wildlife fans

• Coastal characters

A much more entertaining alternative to ordinary shark décor.

Funny Marine-Life Gift

Not every marine gift needs to be serious.

The Usual Sharkspects adds a bit of personality to the ocean world.

Perfect for anyone who loves:

• Sharks

• Fish

• Sea life

• Aquariums

• Coastal adventures

• Quirky animal artwork

A little more suspicious than your average sea-creature gift.

Great Man Cave Coaster

This design belongs somewhere with character.

Perfect for:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Games rooms

• Home bars

• Workshops

• Garden rooms

A small coaster with enough shark attitude to hold its own.

Great Home Bar Gift

Need something fun for the bar?

The Usual Sharkspects fits brilliantly into:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• Entertaining spaces

Put it somewhere visible.

Then let everyone decide which shark looks most guilty.

Funny Shark Coaster

Coasters don’t need to be plain.

The Usual Sharkspects adds character to:

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen tables

• Office desks

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

• Games rooms

Useful enough for every day.

Funny enough to keep noticing.

Great Coastal Gift

Shark humour naturally works brilliantly near the coast.

Perfect for:

• Coastal cottages

• Beach houses

• Holiday homes

• Seaside apartments

• Campervans

• Garden rooms

A fun alternative to more traditional coastal décor.

No anchors.

No shells.

Just suspects.

Approx. 9 x 9cm

At approximately 9 x 9cm, the coaster is a practical size for:

• Mugs

• Cups

• Glasses

Compact enough for smaller spaces while still giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to stand out.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, helping the shark artwork look bright, bold and distinctive.

A polished finish for a very suspicious bunch.

Durable Everyday Design

Made from durable materials, Cookie Classics Coasters are designed for regular everyday use.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Living rooms

• Offices

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

Built for the brew.

Designed for the grin.

Funny Birthday Gift

Need a birthday gift for someone with a sense of humour?

Sorted.

The Usual Sharkspects makes a brilliant small present for:

• Dad

• Grandad

• Partner

• Friend

• Workmate

• Shark lover

• Marine-life enthusiast

Especially if they enjoy clever wordplay.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad loves sharks?

A home bar?

Quirky humour?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun little gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

A small present with plenty of Cookie character.

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad appreciates a good visual joke?

Even better.

The Usual Sharkspects makes a fun gift for Grandads who like:

• Marine life

• Coastal themes

• Home bars

• Quirky British humour

Brilliant Stocking Filler

Small.

Useful.

Funny.

Easy to wrap.

The Usual Sharkspects makes a brilliant:

• Christmas stocking filler

• Secret Santa gift

• Small festive present

• Add-on gift

A lot of suspicious shark behaviour in one little package.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Got the colleague with a suspiciously dry sense of humour?

Found their present.

Perfect for:

• Shark fans

• Movie-humour lovers

• Workmates

• Quirky gift lovers

No sizing.

No guesswork.

Just sharks.

Great Office Coaster

Want something a little less boring on the desk?

The Usual Sharkspects works brilliantly in:

• Home offices

• Work desks

• Studios

• Staff rooms

A line-up of sharks watching over your brew.

Perfectly normal.

Perfect for the Impossible-to-Buy-For

They have everything.

They need nothing.

Do they have a coaster featuring a suspicious line-up of sharks?

Exactly.

Problem solved.

Gift Sets Available Too

Want to make the gift bigger?

Cookie Classics coaster gift sets are available too, giving you the chance to combine several of Cookie’s most memorable designs.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Father’s Day

• Housewarming gifts

• Difficult-to-buy-for friends

One suspect is good.

A whole collection is better.

Collect the Cookie Classics

The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates some of Cookie’s funniest and most memorable creations.

Expect:

• Sharks

• Fish

• Vehicles

• Quirky characters

• British humour

• Clever visual jokes

• Designs people remember

There’s usually one that immediately reminds you of somebody.

The Usual Sharkspects?

You may know several.

The Usual Sharkspects – Suspicious Fins. Classic Cookie Humour.

Sharks?

Lined up.

Evidence?

Questionable.

Brew?

Safely parked.

The Usual Sharkspects Cookie Classics Coaster combines original Cookie artwork, shark humour and clever parody-style wordplay in one brilliantly giftable little design.

For shark lovers.

For coastal characters.

For man caves.

For people who enjoy their homeware with a little more suspicion.

WARNING: Owning The Usual Sharkspects may result in excessive shark jokes, suspicious glances and repeated attempts to identify the mastermind of the shoal.

The Usual Sharkspects is an original Cookie parody-style design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any film, television or entertainment franchise.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: The Usual Sharkspects

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Theme: Shark & Parody-Style Humour

• Product: Coaster

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Funny shark design

• Durable construction

• Glossy finish

• Approx. size: 9 x 9cm

• Suitable for mugs, cups and glasses

• Great for home, office, man cave or coastal spaces

• Coaster gift sets also available

• Brilliant funny shark gift

Perfect For

• Shark lovers

• Marine-life fans

• Aquarium enthusiasts

• Coastal lovers

• Dads

• Grandads

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Games rooms

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts

• Cookie Classics collectors