The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly Greetings Card | Funny Sheep & British Humour Card

Good?

Sometimes.

Bad?

Quite possibly.

Flockin ugly?

We’ll leave that between you and the recipient.

Meet The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly Greetings Card from Baaad Flockers® — a cheeky 147 x 147mm square card packed with Cookie’s signature sheep humour and a wonderfully rebellious twist on a familiar phrase.

Bold, funny and definitely not too sentimental, this card is perfect for birthdays, mates, family members, work colleagues or anyone with a strong enough sense of humour to appreciate a bit of Flockers honesty.

Sweet?

Not really.

Memorable?

Absolutely.

The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly

Some people deserve a lovely card.

Some deserve something meaningful.

And some deserve this.

The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly brings together Cookie’s mischievous humour, rebellious sheep characters and cheeky British wordplay in one brilliantly irreverent greeting card.

Perfect for people who love:

• Funny cards

• Rude humour

• Sheep jokes

• British comedy

• Sarcastic cards

• Original Cookie artwork

• Cards that actually get a reaction

Brilliant Funny Birthday Card

Birthday coming up?

Forget the sentimental verse.

This card makes a brilliant choice for:

• Mates

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Partners

• Dads

• Mums

• Work colleagues

Especially somebody who appreciates being insulted affectionately.

Great Card for a Mate

Good friend?

Old friend?

Friend you regularly insult as a sign of affection?

Perfect.

The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly makes a brilliant card for a mate who already knows exactly what sort of friendship this is.

Great Funny Card for Dad

Dad appreciates cheeky humour?

Sorted.

Use it for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Just because

Particularly if Dad is unlikely to be offended by the word “ugly”.

Great Funny Card for Mum

Mum with a wicked sense of humour?

Absolutely.

This Flockers card makes a fun alternative to overly sweet greeting cards.

Great Card for Brothers & Sisters

Sibling relationships are built on:

Love.

Support.

Shared memories.

And relentless insults.

This card fits perfectly.

Great Card for Workmates

Office character?

Long-suffering colleague?

Someone leaving the team?

This card makes a brilliant choice for:

• Birthdays

• Leaving occasions

• Retirement

• Office banter

Great Leaving Card

Colleague escaping?

Send them off properly.

The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly makes a funny leaving card for someone whose contribution to the workplace may have included all three categories.

Great Retirement Card

Retiring legend?

Perfect.

This design works brilliantly as a cheeky retirement card for someone who prefers laughter to sentimental speeches.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The card is blank inside, so you can decide exactly how far to take the joke.

Write:

A heartfelt message.

A sarcastic message.

An inside joke.

A birthday insult.

Or simply:

“You know which one you are.”

Your card.

Your message.

Your way.

Original Artwork by Cookie

This card features original artwork and humour by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Cheeky wordplay

• Memorable sheep characters

• Designs that start conversations

• A refusal to take things too seriously

Not another generic greeting card.

Proper Baaad Flockers® attitude.

Premium 350gsm Silk Card

Printed on 350gsm silk card, this greeting card has a smooth, sturdy and premium feel.

Substantial enough to feel special.

Cheeky enough not to behave like it.

147 x 147mm Square Size

At 147 x 147mm, the square format gives Cookie’s artwork plenty of space to make an impact while remaining easy to display.

White Envelope Included

Every card includes a white envelope, giving it a clean finish and making it ready to write, seal and send.

The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly

Good?

Maybe.

Bad?

Likely.

Flockin ugly?

No comment.

The The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly Greetings Card from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky sheep humour and premium card quality in one brilliantly irreverent greeting card.

For mates.

For family.

For workmates.

For anyone who can laugh at themselves.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: The Good, The Bad and Flockin Ugly

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Greetings Card

• Size: 147 x 147mm

• Card: 350gsm silk

• Blank inside

• White envelope included

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny sheep and British humour theme

• Suitable for birthdays, leaving occasions, retirement or just because

Perfect For

• Mates

• Dads

• Mums

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Partners

• Friends

• Work colleagues

• Birthday cards

• Leaving cards

• Retirement cards

• Father’s Day

• Just-because cards

• Fans of cheeky British humour