And then there are the chosen few.

The GOATs.

Cookie takes the now-famous phrase Greatest Of All Time and gives it his own quirky character treatment.

The result is a brilliant little gift for someone who is:

• A legend

• A champion

• Brilliant at what they do

• Impossible to replace

• Or simply convinced they’re the best

We all know one.

Some of them remind us regularly.

A Funny Goat Gift with a Double Meaning

That’s what makes The GOAT such a brilliant Cookie Classic.

It works for:

Goat lovers.

And for people who are genuinely:

The Greatest Of All Time.

Or at least think they are.

The double meaning makes this a fun, easy gift for loads of different personalities.

Original Artwork by Cookie

The GOAT features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual jokes have been making people smile for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original illustrations

• British humour

• Character-driven designs

• Clever wordplay

• Quirky visual ideas

• Designs that start conversations

The GOAT is exactly the sort of simple, memorable idea that makes the Cookie Classics Collection so distinctive.

Brilliant Gift for Goat Lovers

Actually loves goats?

Even better.

This coaster makes a brilliant present for:

• Goat owners

• Goat lovers

• Farmers

• Smallholders

• Farm-animal enthusiasts

• Countryside lovers

A quirky little alternative to conventional farm-animal gifts.

Greatest Of All Time Gift

Want to tell someone they’re a legend without getting too sentimental?

Easy.

Give them The GOAT.

Perfect for:

• Dad

• Grandad

• Mum

• Partner

• Friend

• Workmate

• Coach

• Teammate

A little recognition with a lot more humour.

Brilliant Gift for Dad

Best Dad?

Obviously.

Dad probably agrees.

The GOAT makes a brilliant gift for Dads who deserve the title Greatest Of All Time.

Perfect for:

• Father’s Day

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Retirement

Useful.

Funny.

And just flattering enough.

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad been telling everyone for years that things were better when he did them?

Maybe he really is the GOAT.

This coaster makes a fun little gift for Grandads who are:

• Family legends

• Storytellers

• Characters

• Difficult to buy for

Give him the title officially.

He’ll probably accept.

Great Sports Fan Gift

GOAT is a phrase used constantly whenever people debate the best players, competitors and sporting legends.

That makes this coaster a fun gift for:

• Sports fans

• Golfers

• Rugby fans

• Football fans

• Cyclists

• Athletes

• Coaches

Whether they’re celebrating an actual sporting legend or declaring themselves one.

Funny Office Gift

Every workplace has somebody who thinks they’re the GOAT.

Occasionally they’re even right.

This coaster makes a brilliant desk gift for:

• Colleagues

• Bosses

• Team leaders

• Work friends

• Office legends

A little workplace appreciation without becoming too serious.

Funny Goat Coaster

Coasters don’t have to quietly sit on the table looking sensible.

The GOAT adds character to:

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen tables

• Office desks

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

• Man caves

Protect the table.

Hold the brew.

Celebrate greatness.

Approx. 9 x 9cm

At approximately 9 x 9cm, The GOAT coaster is a practical everyday size for:

• Mugs

• Cups

• Glasses

Compact enough to use almost anywhere while giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to stand out.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, helping The GOAT artwork look bright and distinctive.

A polished finish for someone of legendary status.

Naturally.

Durable Everyday Design

Made from durable materials, Cookie Classics Coasters are designed for regular everyday use.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Living rooms

• Offices

• Home bars

• Man caves

• Garden rooms

Because greatness deserves a decent place to put its brew.

Funny Birthday Gift

Need something for the person who has everything?

Make it official.

They’re The GOAT.

This coaster makes a brilliant birthday present for:

• Dad

• Grandad

• Mum

• Partner

• Friend

• Workmate

• Sports fan

Especially someone who appreciates cheeky British humour.

Brilliant Father’s Day Gift

Dad already has:

Socks.

Mugs.

Tools.

Probably everything else.

Give him a title instead.

The GOAT – Greatest Of All Time.

A brilliant little Father’s Day gift for the family legend.

Great Retirement Gift

Years of experience.

Countless stories.

Finally retiring.

That sounds pretty GOAT-worthy.

This coaster makes a brilliant little retirement present for:

• Colleagues

• Bosses

• Teachers

• Coaches

• Workmates

• Family members

One final official title before they escape.

Brilliant Christmas Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Easy to wrap.

Flattering.

What more do you need?

The GOAT makes a brilliant:

• Christmas stocking filler

• Secret Santa gift

• Festive extra

• Small Christmas present

A little gift that can get a surprisingly big reaction.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Need something for a colleague?

Give them GOAT status.

Perfect for:

• Office legends

• Team favourites

• Sports fans

• Friends

• Bosses with a sense of humour

Just be prepared for them to take the title extremely seriously.

Perfect for the Impossible-to-Buy-For

They have everything.

They want nothing.

But have they been officially recognised as The GOAT?

Probably not.

Problem solved.

Collect the Cookie Classics

The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates some of Cookie’s funniest and most memorable artwork.

Expect:

• Animals

• Fish

• Sharks

• Vehicles

• Quirky characters

• British humour

• Clever visual jokes

There’s usually one that immediately reminds you of someone.

The GOAT?

That could be almost anyone.

Depending on who you ask.

The GOAT – Give a Legend the Recognition They Deserve

Great?

Yes.

Legend?

Probably.

Brew?

Safely parked.

The GOAT Cookie Classics Coaster combines original Cookie artwork, clever wordplay and a practical glossy finish in one brilliantly easy-to-gift design.

For goat lovers.

For family legends.

For sporting heroes.

For anyone worthy of being called:

The Greatest Of All Time.

WARNING: Giving someone The GOAT coaster may result in increased confidence, repeated use of the phrase “I told you so” and a permanent expectation that everyone now recognises their legendary status.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: The GOAT

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Theme: Goat & Greatest Of All Time Humour

• Product: Coaster

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Clever GOAT wordplay

• Durable construction

• Glossy finish

• Approx. size: 9 x 9cm

• Suitable for mugs, cups and glasses

• Great for home, office, man cave or gift giving

• Brilliant funny goat and GOAT gift

Perfect For

• Goat lovers

• Farmers

• Smallholders

• Sports fans

• Dads

• Grandads

• Mums

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Coaches

• Team members

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts

• Cookie Classics collectors