The Floods Fridge Magnet | Funny Wild Swimming, Pothole & British Weather Gift

Rain?

Relentless.

Potholes?

Full.

Wild swimmer?

Eyeing them suspiciously.

Meet The Floods Fridge Magnet from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a cheeky 60 x 60mm glossy magnet bringing together wild-swimming humour, British weather and the increasingly impressive size of the nation’s potholes.

Featuring original Cookie artwork and plenty of Kimmer personality, The Floods makes a brilliant gift for wild swimmers, cold-water swimmers, swim buddies and anyone who can laugh at rain, roads and the occasional crater-sized puddle.

Rain falling.

Road disappearing.

Swim kit staying firmly in the bag.

The Floods – British Weather, Kimmer Style

Britain.

A place where you can leave home in sunshine...

And return by canoe.

Probably.

The Floods takes a playful look at endless rain, water-filled potholes and the wild-swimming mindset that sees water almost everywhere.

Almost.

Because some water is definitely better admired from a safe distance.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water swimming

• British weather humour

• Pothole jokes

• Rainy-day comedy

• Quirky artwork

• Original Cookie designs

When the Potholes Start Looking Like Lakes

Pothole?

Or newly formed inland sea?

Hard to tell from a distance.

The Floods captures that familiar British-road moment when the rain has been falling so long that every dip in the tarmac appears to have developed its own ecosystem.

Wild swimmers may love water.

But even Kimmer has standards.

Wild Swimmer Logic

Lake?

Potential swim.

Sea?

Definitely.

River?

Check the conditions.

Road crater full of murky rainwater?

Absolutely not.

The humour in The Floods comes from taking the wild-swimmer obsession one ridiculous step too far.

British Weather Humour

The forecast says:

Rain.

Then more rain.

Followed by...

Rain.

There is something wonderfully British about laughing at weather you cannot do anything about.

The Floods turns that frustration into a little piece of fridge-door humour.

Inspired by Kimmer Wild Swimmer

Kimmer Wild Swimmer celebrates people who dive headfirst into life.

Preferably in actual swimming water.

The Kimmer collection is inspired by:

• Wild swimming

• Open-water adventures

• Cold-water dips

• Outdoor friendships

• British weather

• Free-spirited living

• Laughing when things get ridiculous

Original Artwork by Cookie

The Floods features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, created with Kimmer’s adventurous personality and cheeky observational humour in mind.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Strong characters

• Outdoor themes

• Quirky observations

• Everyday comedy

• Designs that make people smile

A tiny magnet tackling one very soggy subject.

Kimmer Fridge Magnets – Tiny Squares, Big Personality

At 60 x 60mm, Kimmer Fridge Magnets may be compact...

But they pack in plenty of character.

Perfect for:

• Fridges

• Magnetic noticeboards

• Office cabinets

• Lockers

• Campervans

• Home offices

Tiny square.

Massive puddle.

Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their magnet.

The Floods makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Outdoor adventurers

Great British Weather Gift

Know somebody permanently discussing:

Rainfall.

Weather forecasts.

Road conditions.

And whether tomorrow’s swim is still happening?

Perfect.

The Floods makes a brilliantly British little gift.

Great Pothole Humour Gift

Some potholes are small.

Some appear to require navigation equipment.

The Floods makes a fun gift for anyone who has ever driven towards a suspiciously large puddle and thought:

“That cannot possibly be the road.”

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim buddy knows the difference between:

A proper swimming spot.

And somewhere you definitely should not get in.

The Floods makes a brilliant gift for swimming friends who enjoy a bit of British humour.

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum with a sense of humour?

Perfect.

The Floods makes a fun little gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Just-because surprises

Great Gift for Dad

Dad loves a pothole complaint?

Even better.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Stocking fillers

Especially if he has ever announced:

“You could swim in that.”

Great Gift for Friends

Know somebody who loves:

Wild swimming.

British humour.

Complaining about potholes.

Potentially all three?

Sorted.

Brilliant Birthday Gift

Small.

Funny.

Very British.

The Floods makes a brilliant birthday gift for swimmers and humour fans.

Great Christmas Stocking Filler

Need something quirky and easy to gift?

This magnet makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office wild swimmer?

Road-condition commentator?

Found them.

The Floods makes a fun Secret Santa gift.

Great Campervan Magnet

British road trip?

Rain?

Potholes?

Wild-swimming plans?

That sounds familiar.

The Floods adds a little Kimmer humour to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Adventure vans

Perfect for Notes & Reminders

Use The Floods to hold:

• Swim dates

• Weather notes

• Road-trip reminders

• Shopping lists

• Photos

Or perhaps:

“Avoid that pothole.”

Useful.

Compact 60 x 60mm Size

At 60 x 60mm, The Floods fits neatly onto your fridge or another suitable magnetic surface.

Easy to gift.

Easy to display.

Considerably smaller than some potholes.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, the magnet gives Cookie’s original artwork a bright, clean appearance.

Even if the weather outside is doing the exact opposite.

The Floods – Too Much Water, Even for Kimmer

Rain?

Still going.

Pothole?

Now tidal.

Swim?

Find somewhere proper.

The The Floods Fridge Magnet from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, wild-swimming humour, British weather and pothole comedy in one compact 60 x 60mm glossy magnet.

For wild swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For British-weather survivors.

For drivers dodging craters.

For anyone who can still laugh when the road appears to be turning into a canal.

WARNING: May result in excessive pothole commentary, suspiciously detailed rainfall discussions and someone inevitably saying, “You could swim in that.”

Safety note: Floodwater, flooded roads and potholes can contain hidden hazards, contamination and strong currents. The design is humorous only — choose recognised, suitable swimming locations and check conditions before entering open water.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: The Floods

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: Wild Swimming, British Weather, Floods & Pothole Humour

• Product: Fridge Magnet

• Size: 60 x 60mm

• Glossy finish

• Original Cookie artwork

• Perfect for fridges and suitable magnetic surfaces

• Ideal for notes, photos and reminders

• Brilliant funny wild-swimming and British-humour gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Swim buddies

• British humour fans

• Drivers

• Campervan owners

• Mums

• Dads

• Friends

• Workmates

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts