The Floods Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & British Weather Gift

Rain?

Plenty.

Water?

Everywhere.

Wild swimmer?

Interested.

Sensible swimmer?

Still choosing a proper swim spot.

Meet The Floods Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by British weather, wild-swimming enthusiasm and that familiar swimmer habit of noticing absolutely every stretch of water.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of outdoor swimming in mind, The Floods makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers, swim buddies and anyone who cannot pass water without wondering whether it is swimmable.

Water spotted.

Swimmer curious.

Common sense still required.

The Floods

Wild swimmers see the world differently.

Most people see rain.

Wild swimmers see...

Water.

Most people see a large puddle.

Wild swimmers briefly wonder...

“No.”

The Floods plays with that wonderful obsession outdoor swimmers develop with spotting possible places to take a dip.

Some are perfect.

Some definitely are not.

Wild Swimming Humour, Kimmer Style

Heavy rain?

Interesting.

Water everywhere?

Very interesting.

Actual floodwater?

Absolutely not.

The Floods celebrates that instinct wild swimmers have to notice every body of water while knowing a proper swim still needs a suitable, safe location.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water dipping

• Outdoor adventures

• British weather humour

• Rainy-day comedy

• Open-water swimming

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Outdoor swimming enthusiasts

Great British Weather Gift

British weather?

Unpredictable.

Rain?

Frequent.

Wild swimmer enthusiasm?

Remarkably consistent.

The Floods makes a fun gift for anyone familiar with planning outdoor adventures around whatever the weather decides to do.

Great Rainy-Day Swimming Gift

Rain does not necessarily stop a wild swimmer.

But it can certainly change the conversation.

The Floods is perfect for anyone who understands the difference between:

“Bit wet today.”

And:

“Definitely not swimming there.”

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim buddy has heard the question:

“Do you reckon you can swim there?”

The Floods makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Outdoor swimming communities

Especially the friend who asks that question far too often.

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Every swimming group has someone who spots water first.

River?

Noted.

Lake?

Interested.

Reservoir?

Question asked.

Flooded field?

Absolutely not.

The Floods makes a fun group gift for swimmers who recognise the habit immediately.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Sorted.

This coaster celebrates that wonderfully persistent urge to get outdoors and swim while still choosing appropriate places to do it.

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Prefer open water?

Perfect.

The Floods is made for swimmers who love properly chosen:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Seas

• Outdoor lidos

• Natural swimming spots

• Open-water venues

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?

The Floods makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum can turn almost any journey into:

“Look at that water.”

Followed immediately by:

“Wonder if anyone swims there?”

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Changing space?

Post-dip brew station?

The Floods fits right in.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing areas

• Cold-plunge spaces

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Rain hammering on the roof?

Sea nearby?

Kettle on?

Perfect.

The Floods makes a fun addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Coaster

Campervan adventure?

British weather?

Guaranteed conversation.

This compact coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Very swimmer-specific.

The Floods makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the swimmer in Secret Santa?

Sorted.

Especially the person who evaluates every visible body of water as a potential swim spot.

Original Artwork by Cookie

The Floods features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous and free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Weather-related comedy

• Relatable swimmer observations

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimmer coaster.

Proper Kimmer weather humour.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, The Floods is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

The Floods – Water Everywhere. Swim Somewhere Sensible.

Rain?

Falling.

Water?

Everywhere.

Swimmer?

Still looking for the proper spot.

The Floods Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, British weather humour and wild-swimming antics in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For outdoor adventurers.

For anyone who spots water everywhere but knows not every patch of it is for swimming.

Warning: May cause excessive water spotting, weather commentary and repeated questions of “do you think people swim there?”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: The Floods

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny wild-swimming and British weather theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Safety note: Floodwater can contain strong currents, contamination, hidden hazards and debris. The humour is about wild-swimmer enthusiasm — not swimming in actual floodwater.

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• British weather humour fans

• Outdoor adventurers

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts