Kimmer Cards – The Floods! | Funny Wild Swimming & Wet Weather Card

Rain.

More rain.

And then even more rain.

The Floods!

The Kimmer Cards – The Floods! Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, weather-inspired card created for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers and outdoor adventurers who spend half their lives watching the forecast.

Packed with Kimmer humour and that wonderfully British ability to laugh at terrible weather, The Floods! is perfect for swimming buddies, outdoor swimmers and anyone who knows that a few drops of rain are rarely enough to ruin an adventure.

Although when it really floods?

Best admire it from somewhere safe.

Made for Wild Swimmers Who Watch the Weather

Wild swimmers have a slightly different relationship with rain.

Most people see dark clouds and think:

“Better stay indoors.”

Swimmers start wondering what the water is doing.

The The Floods! Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold-water dippers
• Swimming buddies
• Outdoor swimmers
• Wet-weather adventurers
• Walking and outdoor friends
• British weather enthusiasts
• Anyone permanently checking the forecast

A Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Card

Looking for a card that captures the unpredictable side of outdoor swimming?

The Floods! combines swimming humour with classic British weather chaos.

Perfect as a:

• Funny wild swimming card
• Open-water swimming card
• Rainy-day swimming card
• Funny swimmer card
• Cold-water swimming card
• Swimming buddy card
• Outdoor adventure card
• British weather humour card
• Funny birthday card for swimmer
• Sea swimmer card
• Wild swimmer friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The The Floods! Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something cheeky?

Much more Kimmer.

Or simply:

“Plenty of water about — just choose the safe bit!”

Sound advice.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Kimmer Cards – The Floods! Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Wet-weather humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each The Floods! Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send The Floods!

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Swimming group laughs
• Wet-weather adventures
• Friendship messages
• Cheer-up cards
• Outdoor swimming milestones
• Rainy weeks
• Thank-you messages
• British weather jokes
• Just because

Sometimes all it takes is a familiar bit of weather chaos to remind you of someone.

Wild Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards celebrate the funny side of wild swimming.

The weather.

The changing conditions.

The rituals.

The friendships.

And the slightly eccentric people who willingly get into cold water for fun.

The Floods! captures that relationship between swimmers and the weather with a big dose of British humour.

But outdoor swimming should always be about choosing suitable, safe conditions — not entering floodwater or fast-moving water.

When Britain Has Too Much Water

Outdoor swimmers usually love water.

But even swimmers know there can be too much of a good thing.

The Kimmer Cards – The Floods! Greeting Card celebrates wet-weather chaos, changing conditions and the humour that comes with living in a country where the forecast can become the main topic of conversation.

WARNING: Sending The Floods! may result in obsessive weather checking, lengthy discussions about water levels and someone insisting they’re definitely waiting for safe swimming conditions.

Heard, Never Herded.