The Bleaters Card | Funny Sheep Zebra Crossing Greeting Card

Four sheep.

One zebra crossing.

Zero sense of urgency.

The Bleaters.

The Bleaters Card from Baaad Flockers® brings together Cookie’s original hand-drawn sheep characters, cheeky British humour and a brilliantly familiar road-crossing scene.

Featuring a flock of sheep confidently making their way across a zebra crossing, this quirky greeting card is perfect for sheep lovers, music fans, countryside characters and anyone who appreciates a visual joke with a little nostalgic twist.

No bleating necessary.

The picture says enough.

Meet The Bleaters

They’ve formed the flock.

They’ve found the crossing.

They’re going for it.

The Bleaters Card celebrates the wonderfully silly side of Baaad Flockers® with four sheep taking centre stage in one of Cookie’s most playful scenes.

Simple idea.

Instantly recognisable humour.

Plenty of Flocker personality.

Sheep on a Zebra Crossing

Why are the sheep crossing the road?

We could give you a reason.

But honestly...

they look like they know exactly what they’re doing.

The zebra-crossing scene gives this design a fun British feel and makes it a brilliant card for anyone who enjoys:

• Sheep humour
• Music-inspired comedy
• British nostalgia
• Countryside characters
• Cartoon artwork
• Quirky greeting cards

Perfect for Music Lovers

There’s something about four characters crossing a road together that feels wonderfully familiar.

The Bleaters Card gives that idea a Baaad Flockers® twist with sheep replacing the expected stars.

Perfect for:

• Music fans
• Vinyl collectors
• Retro culture lovers
• Festival fans
• Friends who appreciate visual jokes
• Anyone with a love of British pop-culture humour

A playful nod.

Pure Flocker execution.

A Brilliant Card for Sheep Lovers

Know somebody who can’t resist anything sheep-related?

This card makes an easy choice.

Perfect for:

• Sheep lovers
• Farmers
• Shepherds
• Countryside fans
• Rural families
• Animal lovers
• Flocker collectors

A little more unusual than the average sheep card.

Great for Birthdays or Just Because

The Bleaters Card works for almost any occasion where the main goal is to make someone smile.

Use it for:

• Birthdays
• Thank-you cards
• Leaving cards
• Retirement
• Friendship cards
• Congratulations
• Thinking-of-you cards
• Just because

Sometimes the design is the message.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating humorous characters and illustrations packed with expression, detail and personality.

The Bleaters takes a simple visual idea and gives it the unmistakable Flocker treatment.

Original artwork.

Original sheep.

Plenty of character.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Bleaters Card is blank inside, leaving you plenty of room to make it personal.

Write:

A birthday message.

A terrible sheep joke.

A music reference.

A family in-joke.

Or simply:

“Thought this was very you.”

We provide the flock.

You provide the message.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and quality finish.

Because even silly sheep deserve a proper card.

148 x 148mm Square

The card measures approximately:

148 x 148mm

A classic square format that gives Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to stand out.

Perfect for the mantelpiece.

Or beside the record player.

White Envelope Included

Every Bleaters Card comes with a white envelope, ready to write, seal and send.

No road crossing required.

Flocker Cards – Your Message, Your Way

Our Flocker Cards are made for people who prefer greetings cards with personality.

Funny.

Witty.

Quirky.

Cheeky.

Always original.

Whether it’s a birthday, celebration or simply an excuse to make somebody laugh, Flocker Cards are designed to stand out from the usual greetings-card crowd.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to be happy with your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping for cards and gifts.

Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.

The Bleaters – Follow the Flock

Crossing clear?

Yep.

Sheep ready?

Yep.

Traffic waiting?

Hopefully.

The Bleaters Card is made for people who like their humour visual, British and just a little bit unexpected.

For sheep lovers.

For music fans.

For countryside characters.

For Flockers everywhere.

WARNING: Giving this card may result in unnecessary humming, sheep-related road-crossing jokes and the recipient insisting the flock definitely has a lead singer.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: The Bleaters
• Sheep on a zebra crossing artwork
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Funny British humour
• Music-inspired visual joke
• Suitable for birthdays or general occasions
• Blank inside for your own message
• 148 x 148mm square
• Printed on premium 300gsm silk card
• White envelope included
• Part of the Baaad Flockers® Flocker Cards collection
• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• Sheep lovers
• Music fans
• Vinyl collectors
• Retro culture fans
• Farmers
• Shepherds
• Countryside lovers
• Animal lovers
• Birthday cards
• Friendship cards
• Leaving cards
• Retirement cards
• Thank-you cards
• Funny British cards
• Flocker fans