Thank Flock It’s Christmas – Grumpy Old Flocker Christmas Card

Christmas again.

Sprouts again.

Family chaos again.

Thank Flock It’s Christmas.

The Thank Flock It’s Christmas – Grumpy Old Flocker Christmas Card from Baaad Flockers® is made for dads, grandads, husbands, partners, mates and anyone who approaches the festive season with plenty of character and just the right amount of grumpiness.

Featuring the unmistakable Grumpy Old Flocker humour, this funny Christmas card is a brilliant way to send festive wishes without becoming overly sentimental.

Funny.

Cheeky.

Festive.

And very Flocker.

Grumpy Old Flocker Does Christmas

Christmas can be magical.

It can also involve:

Crowded shops.

Endless wrapping.

Questionable Christmas music.

Family debates.

Too much food.

And somebody asking whether you’re feeling festive yet.

Enter...

Grumpy Old Flocker.

The Thank Flock It’s Christmas card celebrates Christmas the Flocker way — with humour, character and a healthy refusal to take the whole thing too seriously.

Perfect for the Grumpy Old Flocker in Your Life

We all know one.

Sometimes more than one.

The person who:

• Complains about Christmas starting too early
• Claims they don’t want presents
• Still wants the biggest portion
• Falls asleep after lunch
• Has very strong opinions about sprouts
• Secretly enjoys Christmas despite insisting otherwise

This card is for them.

Brilliant Christmas Card for Dads & Grandads

The Grumpy Old Flocker Christmas Card makes a particularly good choice for:

• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Uncle
• Mate
• Work colleague
• Retiree
• Anyone proudly embracing their grumpy side

Perfect if a traditional Christmas card just feels a little too... polite.

Funny British Christmas Humour

Baaad Flockers® is all about original British humour.

A little cheeky.

A little rebellious.

And usually based on something people instantly recognise.

Thank Flock It’s Christmas brings that attitude straight into the festive season.

No over-the-top sentiment.

No predictable Christmas message.

Just a proper Flocker Christmas card.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The card is blank inside, leaving you free to write exactly what suits the recipient.

Go heartfelt.

Go funny.

Go sarcastic.

Or keep it simple:

Merry Flockin’ Christmas.

Your card.

Your message.

Your way.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Printed on premium 300gsm silk card, this Christmas card has a smooth, sturdy finish designed to feel as good as it looks.

Because funny doesn’t mean flimsy.

You still deserve a quality card.

Even if the recipient spends most of Christmas complaining.

148 x 148mm Square Format

At 148 x 148mm, the square format gives the artwork plenty of presence while remaining easy to display on:

• Mantelpieces
• Shelves
• Sideboards
• Desks
• Windowsills

Compact.

Bold.

Proper Flocker proportions.

White Envelope Included

Every card comes with a white envelope, ready for you to write, seal and send.

One less thing to hunt for in the Christmas drawer.

A Great Secret Santa Card

Buying for a work colleague who is known for being slightly grumpy?

Excellent.

The Thank Flock It’s Christmas card works brilliantly for:

• Secret Santa
• Office Christmas gifts
• Work friends
• Retiring colleagues
• Pub mates
• Friends who enjoy a bit of banter

Add your own message inside and make it as polite—or as Flocker—as you dare.

Perfect with a Grumpy Old Flocker Gift

Already buying someone a Grumpy Old Flocker t-shirt, hoodie, mug, coffee or gift?

This card makes the perfect finishing touch.

It turns the present into a complete Flocker package.

Gift sorted.

Card sorted.

Christmas sorted.

Grumpy Old Flocker – A Proper Christmas Character

Grumpy Old Flocker has become one of those designs that people instantly recognise.

A title.

A badge of honour.

Possibly even a personality type.

And at Christmas?

He fits right in.

Because there’s always someone muttering:

“How much longer until dinner?”

Thank Flock It’s Christmas

Trees up.

Presents wrapped.

Turkey cooking.

Grumpy Old Flocker still complaining.

Perfect.

The Thank Flock It’s Christmas – Grumpy Old Flocker Card is made for festive humour, family banter and anyone who deserves something a little less ordinary this Christmas.

WARNING: Sending this card may result in knowing laughter, accusations of “That’s definitely me,” and the recipient proudly adopting Grumpy Old Flocker as an official Christmas title.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Thank Flock It’s Christmas
• Character: Grumpy Old Flocker
• Product: Christmas Greeting Card
• Funny British Christmas humour
• Original Baaad Flockers® character artwork
• Blank inside for your own message
• 148 x 148mm square
• Premium 300gsm silk card
• Smooth, sturdy finish
• White envelope included
• Great for dads, grandads, husbands and mates
• Ideal for Secret Santa
• Brilliant alongside a Grumpy Old Flocker gift

Perfect For

• Dad Christmas cards
• Grandad Christmas cards
• Husband Christmas cards
• Partner Christmas cards
• Funny Christmas cards for men
• Grumpy Christmas cards
• Secret Santa
• Work colleagues
• Retirees
• Grumpy Old Flocker fans
• British humour lovers
• Baaad Flockers® collectors